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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:27am

    Oedipus is that you?

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:08pm

      wow, thumbs up for the best comment that will go over most TFLN commenters heads! :)

    • Submitted by herogrimm on Jan 17, 11 at 3:06am

      Lmao, psych class paid off for something ^__^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:11pm

    try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with

    • Submitted by bensanders on Apr 21, 11 at 4:12am

      Wait, you've never come across women named mom? shiiittt.....

    • Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:00am

      BadMitch fucked your mom, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:54pm

    So painful. Almost as bad as telling Bryce's mom you can't wait to put your cock in her ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:17pm

    who the fuck is bryce!

  • Submitted by vertueuxvie on Jan 14, 10 at 5:31pm

    HAHA! omg how horrible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:07pm

    That was awesome... I'll fuck your mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:01am

    how do we know he wasnt messaging his mum on purpose?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:10am

    omg , thas crazy & hella weird .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:53am

    Hahahaa freaking hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:37am

    hahaah that's classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:51pm

    I had this same problem with my brother... Only, even after I repeatedly told him I was his sister, he still didn't believe me..... ick!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:58pm

    ahahaha I wish I could favorite this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:10pm

    hahahaha this is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:22am

    FYL! Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:10am

    Dude who puts there mom in their phone by the REAL name? Thats why I have a hard time believing this isn't fake. If It IS TRUE, I don't know how to feel worse for, you, or your mom. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:35am

    Bulllllllll shittttttt. Nobody puts their mom in by their first name. Shit like this is why I haven't been to this site in a long time, and probably won't return after this.

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      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Aug 22, 12 at 4:08am

      My mom's in by her first name. Makes it a lot. easier when yer contacts are synced to yer gmail. Of course, it also has her last name.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:19pm

    Anonymous said... try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with May 18, 2009 5:11PM you take the fun out of my wife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:30am

    Sacramento yeeeeaaaaaaaaa!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:45am

    "I saved my boyfriends number as 'daddy' in my contact list, then accidentally txted him when I thought it was my dad, asking him for money for an abortion." There is so much wrong with this, I can't even start.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:03pm

    thats a pretty bad one...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:24pm

    my exs and his dad had the same exact name. talk about a pain in the ass when i was drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:17pm

    bahahaha Legendarryyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:04am

    awwww shit. poor guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:31am

    Wouldn't you have ur mother saved as mom?! ~ aus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:44am

    hahaha thats funny! i'm dating this guy and his mom & i share the same name. its time he changed her name to Mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:30am

    I put my mom under her real name. Luckily I'm a chick so I don't gave this problem.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:40pm

    This is why my mom is in my cell as "Mom", not Katherine, and my girlfriend is in as "Katie" and not Katherine.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:17pm

    Maybe he's dating a chick named "Monica" or something... A miss press from going too fast and BOOM! pissy mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:45pm

    I did that once... Then I took my moms number out of my phone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:02am

    Quite possibly the funniest one in here...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:53pm

    OMFG!!! This is HILARIOUS!!! Go you!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:30pm

    or how about get your friends phone and put his mom's number under his GF's name. th

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:44am

    Anonymous said... try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with ------ I know, right? It's what I do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:38am

    freakin hilarious...hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:08am

    It strikes me as unfair that the reverse isn't nearly as bad. "Oh hey babe, sorry I asked you how my aunt was doing last night."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:40pm

    i have my mom in my phone as "mom" I don't have any friends named "mom" just sayin...

  • Submitted by prettychicago on Apr 30, 10 at 1:59pm

    I'm a woman, but "I don't want to see/hear this" is something my mom still says when something is above and beyond. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:05pm

    This is exactly what my mother would text me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:32pm

    i literally just laughed out loud so hard!! OUCH

  • Submitted by g0d on Aug 7, 10 at 12:15pm

    Why did someone name their kid mom?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:59am

    Hahahahahahahahhahha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:08am

    bahahahhahahhaaaa oh my god I can't stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:55pm

    That is Fuckin AWESOME!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:49am

    The real question--is it better to text dirty things to your mom, or to Bryce's? I think Bryce's!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:08am

    that's awesome! been there...ended fairly similar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:36pm

    i couldn't imagine how shitty you felt when you got that text back haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:56am

    Note to self: When hunting MILFs, own mother is not prey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:54am

    I think it would freak me out if I dated a girl with the same name as my mother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:49pm

    I saved my boyfriends number as 'daddy' in my contact list, then accidentally txted him when I thought it was my dad, asking him for money for an abortion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:44pm

    that's waay too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:36pm

    Mom FTW!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:58pm

    Bahahahahahahahahaha mommys lil boys is growing up make her proud mah man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:37am

    Lol SCREW ZEE MOTHER!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:58pm

    I think they should swap with bryces mother and do the motherlover.

  • Submitted by katiemvogel on May 1, 10 at 9:19am

    One of the best ones for sure hahha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    OMG this is fucking classic!!! Least the mom was cool about it, you're never going to live that one down! Since it seems like its happened before! hahahahaha

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 9, 10 at 8:55pm

    This is full of win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:08pm

    ha its like Bryce's mom!!! hahahah

  • Submitted by helloooooo on Mar 5, 10 at 7:26pm

    hahaha love this shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:40am

    who the hell is bryce? should i want his mom?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:43pm

    Oh i have totally done this before too... but in much more detail LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:38am

    My ex has done that. he was texting me at 2am and he thought it was me and carried on a convo from 10pm to 2am wit his mom till he said "I want you to have my baby" she called him saying "Boy you are my baby!" He was so shamed lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:48pm

    HAS NO ONE EVER BEEN SO DRUNK THEY CAN'T SEE??? I totally believe this would happen. My mom would say the same thing, if i was a guy. I was dating a guy named Da-something or another and I accidentally drunk dialed my dad. Luckily I was just explaining that I couldn't get off the bathroom floor, and I needed help. LOL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:46am

    HAHAHAAH THAT IS EPIC.

  • Submitted by 884ever14 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:13am

    Maybe the chicks name was WOW and he had his fone upside down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:40pm

    Lmaooooo least it wasn't a nudie my friend did that. Once

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:11pm

    can we assume from the "i don't want to see this" that she got the staple cock pic with it too?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:59am

    No, mom, this was meant for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:39pm

    Lol that sux 916 baby represent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:34pm

    I think the Bryce's mom one was the best. But this is pretty great too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:44pm

    why do you and your mom have different area codes?

    • Submitted by keckert12 on May 18, 11 at 12:54am

      why aren't there more comments about this?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:47am

    fucking hilarious!!!! oh my god

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:45pm

    i'm from 916. i need to find out who this is. haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:45pm

    I do it all the time when I want to talk smack about a person to someone else.. and then I send it to the person im talkin about.. oops.. it actually happens more then u would think

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:45am

    that's weird cause i sent your mom the same text but she replied me too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:31am

    hahahhahahaha, DAMN- that definitely SUCKS donkey balls... I bet you never do this again!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:44pm

    Perfect. And Bryce's Mom is perfect too! Two of the best.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:06pm

    Yikes that would be super awkward

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:11pm

    thats definately my life right there.... good thing i never told that chick she had the same name as my mother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:53pm

    i had my friend's (megan) mom's # in my phone under Megan's Mom- tooo many times did i text her mom ssaying- fucking shitshow last night, who did you go home with? i'm so drunk right now, guess who's in my bed. Megan's Mom came before Megan and I would select it without double checking...after 2-3 of those I just put her under Mrs. (last name)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:38pm

    Weeeyyyyyy ;P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:13pm

    Epic fail.. awkward breakfast?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:29am

    oh no dec 3rd please dont leave this site

  • Submitted by spanky_dole on Jun 8, 10 at 12:41am

    Lol drunk texting at it worst no doubt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:26am

    hahhahhaha that's a GOOD one ........oh mannnnn ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:21pm

    haha this was priceless. bryce's mom was the funniest thing i've ever read tho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:29pm

    June 10 @ 11:45 is a perfect example of why I'm getting a vasectomy. Anyway you look at it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:05pm

    Shit dude, your the man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:20am

    Hahahaha. Best one I've seen!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:26am

    Who is Bryce/- what's the story? Area code for Bryce's TFLN so I can look it up!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:20pm

    who is Bryce?? Why isn't your mother listed under mom, who calls their mom by her name??

  • Submitted by Sailor_Moon on Jul 11, 10 at 6:12am

    Lol that's funny. ^__^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:49pm

    HA that's SO AWFUL but so funny

  • Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:47pm

    LOL. xD Epic Fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:59am

    Your mom just gave you a bitch slap on a text

  • Submitted by shortykillz on Mar 17, 10 at 8:24pm

    This is from a fanpage on facebook called: accedentilly texting the wrong thing to the wrong person. The only thing that's different is the first text. (the texts are under the pictures btw)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:01pm

    And umm... I'm Bryce

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:00pm

    thats weird to date a girl with the same name as your mother and now you dad won't like her! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:17pm

    How better to say "I love you mom" then asking to care for your own brother or sister?...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:30am

    Bryce's mom has got it goin on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:03pm

    Epic facepalm moment right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:10am

    best one ive EVER seen hahahah i loveeeeeeee it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:13am

    Looks to me like his dad got a hold of moms phone n read her txt msgs. I mean think about it I don't think his mom would have replied back with you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother. But it's still funny as shit

  • Submitted by planks on Oct 4, 10 at 8:08am

    Best part is I've seen the photo of the msg

  • Submitted by chloe1717 on Jan 3, 11 at 6:03am

    This is classic...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:34pm

    ohh dearrr thats gonna be awk at thanksgiving

  • Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 17, 10 at 5:27am

    LOL that's amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:57pm

    wwwwoooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooowwwwww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:31am

    The mom's reply is what makes this golden.

  • Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 8:16pm

    i wish you were my son

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:16am

    Ppl do put their mom in by first name. I have an ex to prove it Dec3. Good, leave the site we don't want ppl like you here

  • Submitted by nyhc17 on Oct 27, 10 at 11:28pm

    honestly the oedipus comment made my (school) week

  • Submitted by anthony68 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:17am

    Ur dads gunna be pissed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:40am

    Anonymous said... try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with my girlfriends name was monica so i had to switch from "mom" to "zz mom" because "mom" and "mon..." look way too similar when your drunk to even notice a difference if you put zz's in front of her name unless your dating zebidiah...ur safe lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:57pm

    Hahaha- holy shit, dude, that's FUNNY!

  • Submitted by causeimananimal on Mar 31, 11 at 4:58am

    Secret desires for mama ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:49pm

    bahahahahaha.... at least you didnt see your significant others dad naked.... while you thought it was them.... eugh bad day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:27pm

    Fake... Would the name in his contacts be mom? How do u fuck that up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:43am

    my concern is there is no reply back to his mom saying "sorry" and the fact that she implies he has done it before...who's to say it was a mistake?

  • Submitted by blondecanuck on Apr 25, 11 at 2:16am

    Okie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:49pm

    A few years back my boss had the same surname as my first name. A colleague would accidently send her emails (instead of to me) like "Man she's being a real bitch today, is it cos she just got another year older and fatter?" (on her birthday!)

  • Submitted by minivandy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:32am

    I saw a picture of this on an iPhone you copying pricks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:01pm

    Pete, this is still Bryce's mom. :D

  • Submitted by xsaint on Feb 16, 10 at 10:30am

    classic. owned by life

  • Submitted by tpike1296 on Dec 16, 10 at 9:38pm

    Oedipus was the first mother fucker!!! (quote from Bo Burnham)

  • Submitted by jbrown55 on Mar 26, 10 at 2:05pm

    Wouldn't your mother be in your phone under "mother"?

  • Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:16am

    Your girlfriend's name is Mom?

  • Submitted by kayladempsey on Nov 29, 10 at 12:10am

    awkward breakfast...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 10:40pm

    LMAO EPIC FAIL

  • Submitted by 20chucky10 on Aug 14, 11 at 1:44pm

    Freud would be happy.

  • Submitted by maddiem15 on May 26, 11 at 10:57pm

    Hahahahaha

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    Submitted by kmiclovin on Oct 26, 11 at 8:14pm

    Y is ur mother in your phone by her name y not just mom... It would cut down on the confusion

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    Submitted by LibbieAnne123 on Aug 5, 12 at 7:44am

    High five! :) that's awesome shameful

  • Submitted by wunderwaffe on Jun 22, 11 at 5:22pm

    My iPhone took put my moms contact in automatically from the internet so it has her first name. Maybe that's what happened here. Although it has the last name also.

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    Submitted by kevink3012 on Jul 24, 12 at 6:36pm

    Lmfao I almost died laughing!!

  • Submitted by patton18 on May 27, 11 at 2:28pm

    Save her name as mom. Luke everybody else does. Problem solved

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    Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 28, 12 at 2:54pm

    God I hate it when that happens

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    Submitted by tacticalbarbie on Jul 30, 12 at 10:06pm

    Awesome! Great toast for the wedding!!

  • Submitted by smddisturbed on Aug 16, 11 at 2:23am

    hahahaha!!!!!

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    Submitted by Mckearn on Feb 4, 13 at 7:23pm

    Hahaha amazing. Could have been worse, she could have went along with it.