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  • Oedipus is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:27am
    • wow, thumbs up for the best comment that will go over most TFLN commenters heads! :)

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:08pm
    • Lmao, psych class paid off for something ^__^

      Submitted by herogrimm on Jan 17, 11 at 3:06am
  • try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:11pm
  • So painful. Almost as bad as telling Bryce's mom you can't wait to put your cock in her ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:54pm
  • how do we know he wasnt messaging his mum on purpose?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:01am
  • Maybe he's dating a chick named "Monica" or something... A miss press from going too fast and BOOM! pissy mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:17pm
  • hahahaha this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:10pm
  • ahahaha I wish I could favorite this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:58pm
  • I had this same problem with my brother... Only, even after I repeatedly told him I was his sister, he still didn't believe me..... ick!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Anonymous said... try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with May 18, 2009 5:11PM you take the fun out of my wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:19pm
  • HAHA! omg how horrible

    Submitted by vertueuxvie on Jan 14, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Bulllllllll shittttttt. Nobody puts their mom in by their first name. Shit like this is why I haven't been to this site in a long time, and probably won't return after this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:35am
    • My mom's in by her first name. Makes it a lot. easier when yer contacts are synced to yer gmail. Of course, it also has her last name.

      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Aug 22, 12 at 4:08am
  • who the fuck is bryce!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Hahahaa freaking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:53am
  • omg , thas crazy & hella weird .

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:10am
  • bahahaha Legendarryyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:17pm
  • thats a pretty bad one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Dude who puts there mom in their phone by the REAL name? Thats why I have a hard time believing this isn't fake. If It IS TRUE, I don't know how to feel worse for, you, or your mom. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:10am
  • I put my mom under her real name. Luckily I'm a chick so I don't gave this problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:30am
  • my exs and his dad had the same exact name. talk about a pain in the ass when i was drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:24pm
  • That was awesome... I'll fuck your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:07pm
  • "I saved my boyfriends number as 'daddy' in my contact list, then accidentally txted him when I thought it was my dad, asking him for money for an abortion." There is so much wrong with this, I can't even start.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:45am
  • This is why my mom is in my cell as "Mom", not Katherine, and my girlfriend is in as "Katie" and not Katherine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:40pm
  • FYL! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:22am
  • The real question--is it better to text dirty things to your mom, or to Bryce's? I think Bryce's!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:49am
  • hahaah that's classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:37am
  • I think it would freak me out if I dated a girl with the same name as my mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:54am
  • Quite possibly the funniest one in here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:02am
  • That is Fuckin AWESOME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:55pm
  • awwww shit. poor guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:04am
  • HAHAHAAH THAT IS EPIC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:46am
  • that's awesome! been there...ended fairly similar

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:08am
  • can we assume from the "i don't want to see this" that she got the staple cock pic with it too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Anonymous said... try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with ------ I know, right? It's what I do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:44am
  • OMFG!!! This is HILARIOUS!!! Go you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:53pm
  • that's waay too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:44pm
  • I think they should swap with bryces mother and do the motherlover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:58pm
  • June 10 @ 11:45 is a perfect example of why I'm getting a vasectomy. Anyway you look at it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Sacramento yeeeeaaaaaaaaa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:30am
  • This is exactly what my mother would text me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:05pm
  • I do it all the time when I want to talk smack about a person to someone else.. and then I send it to the person im talkin about.. oops.. it actually happens more then u would think

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:45pm
  • hahaha love this shit

    Submitted by helloooooo on Mar 5, 10 at 7:26pm
  • freakin hilarious...hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:38am
  • HA that's SO AWFUL but so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Wouldn't you have ur mother saved as mom?! ~ aus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:31am
  • Note to self: When hunting MILFs, own mother is not prey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:56am
  • ha its like Bryce's mom!!! hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I did that once... Then I took my moms number out of my phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:45pm
  • I think the Bryce's mom one was the best. But this is pretty great too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:34pm
  • I'm a woman, but "I don't want to see/hear this" is something my mom still says when something is above and beyond. lol

    Submitted by prettychicago on Apr 30, 10 at 1:59pm
  • hahaha thats funny! i'm dating this guy and his mom & i share the same name. its time he changed her name to Mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:44am
  • It strikes me as unfair that the reverse isn't nearly as bad. "Oh hey babe, sorry I asked you how my aunt was doing last night."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:08am
  • OMG this is fucking classic!!! Least the mom was cool about it, you're never going to live that one down! Since it seems like its happened before! hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:44pm
  • or how about get your friends phone and put his mom's number under his GF's name. th

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Bahahahahahahahahaha mommys lil boys is growing up make her proud mah man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:58pm
  • HAS NO ONE EVER BEEN SO DRUNK THEY CAN'T SEE??? I totally believe this would happen. My mom would say the same thing, if i was a guy. I was dating a guy named Da-something or another and I accidentally drunk dialed my dad. Luckily I was just explaining that I couldn't get off the bathroom floor, and I needed help. LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Mom FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:36pm
  • i couldn't imagine how shitty you felt when you got that text back haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:36pm
  • thats definately my life right there.... good thing i never told that chick she had the same name as my mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:11pm
  • fucking hilarious!!!! oh my god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:47am
  • wwwwoooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooowwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Why did someone name their kid mom?

    Submitted by g0d on Aug 7, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Weeeyyyyyy ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:38pm
  • who is Bryce?? Why isn't your mother listed under mom, who calls their mom by her name??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Fake... Would the name in his contacts be mom? How do u fuck that up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:27pm
  • i have my mom in my phone as "mom" I don't have any friends named "mom" just sayin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Anonymous said... try this... put your mothers number in as "mom" if you keep texting stuff to her after you have done that, then you have some serious issues to confront and deal with my girlfriends name was monica so i had to switch from "mom" to "zz mom" because "mom" and "mon..." look way too similar when your drunk to even notice a difference if you put zz's in front of her name unless your dating zebidiah...ur safe lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:40am
  • best one ive EVER seen hahahah i loveeeeeeee it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:10am
  • that's weird cause i sent your mom the same text but she replied me too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:45am
  • i literally just laughed out loud so hard!! OUCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Yikes that would be super awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:06pm
  • No, mom, this was meant for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:59am
  • hahahhahahaha, DAMN- that definitely SUCKS donkey balls... I bet you never do this again!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:31am
  • Hahahahahahahahhahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:59am
  • Epic facepalm moment right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Lol SCREW ZEE MOTHER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:37am
  • who the hell is bryce? should i want his mom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:40am
  • Perfect. And Bryce's Mom is perfect too! Two of the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Lmaooooo least it wasn't a nudie my friend did that. Once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:40pm
  • i'm from 916. i need to find out who this is. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:45pm
  • One of the best ones for sure hahha.

    Submitted by katiemvogel on May 1, 10 at 9:19am
  • hahhahhaha that's a GOOD one ........oh mannnnn ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:26am
  • Oh i have totally done this before too... but in much more detail LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Lol drunk texting at it worst no doubt

    Submitted by spanky_dole on Jun 8, 10 at 12:41am
  • This is from a fanpage on facebook called: accedentilly texting the wrong thing to the wrong person. The only thing that's different is the first text. (the texts are under the pictures btw)

    Submitted by shortykillz on Mar 17, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Maybe the chicks name was WOW and he had his fone upside down

    Submitted by 884ever14 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:13am
  • Lol that sux 916 baby represent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:39pm
  • I saved my boyfriends number as 'daddy' in my contact list, then accidentally txted him when I thought it was my dad, asking him for money for an abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Bryce's mom has got it goin on

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:30am
  • Hahahaha. Best one I've seen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:20am
  • i had my friend's (megan) mom's # in my phone under Megan's Mom- tooo many times did i text her mom ssaying- fucking shitshow last night, who did you go home with? i'm so drunk right now, guess who's in my bed. Megan's Mom came before Megan and I would select it without double checking...after 2-3 of those I just put her under Mrs. (last name)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:53pm
  • oh no dec 3rd please dont leave this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:29am
  • Epic fail.. awkward breakfast?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:13pm
  • i wish you were my son

    Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Best part is I've seen the photo of the msg

    Submitted by planks on Oct 4, 10 at 8:08am
  • The mom's reply is what makes this golden.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:31am
  • This is full of win.

    Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 9, 10 at 8:55pm
  • LOL. xD Epic Fail.

    Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:47pm
  • classic. owned by life

    Submitted by xsaint on Feb 16, 10 at 10:30am
  • why do you and your mom have different area codes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:44pm
  • ohh dearrr thats gonna be awk at thanksgiving

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:34pm
  • bahahahhahahhaaaa oh my god I can't stop laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:08am
  • Who is Bryce/- what's the story? Area code for Bryce's TFLN so I can look it up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:26am
  • My ex has done that. he was texting me at 2am and he thought it was me and carried on a convo from 10pm to 2am wit his mom till he said "I want you to have my baby" she called him saying "Boy you are my baby!" He was so shamed lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:38am
  • Lol that's funny. ^__^

    Submitted by Sailor_Moon on Jul 11, 10 at 6:12am
  • my concern is there is no reply back to his mom saying "sorry" and the fact that she implies he has done it before...who's to say it was a mistake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:43am
  • And umm... I'm Bryce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Hahaha- holy shit, dude, that's FUNNY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:57pm
  • haha this was priceless. bryce's mom was the funniest thing i've ever read tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Your mom just gave you a bitch slap on a text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:59am
  • Ppl do put their mom in by first name. I have an ex to prove it Dec3. Good, leave the site we don't want ppl like you here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:16am
  • Ur dads gunna be pissed

    Submitted by anthony68 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:17am
  • Shit dude, your the man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Okie

    Submitted by blondecanuck on Apr 25, 11 at 2:16am
  • I saw a picture of this on an iPhone you copying pricks

    Submitted by minivandy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:32am
  • bahahahahaha.... at least you didnt see your significant others dad naked.... while you thought it was them.... eugh bad day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:49pm
  • A few years back my boss had the same surname as my first name. A colleague would accidently send her emails (instead of to me) like "Man she's being a real bitch today, is it cos she just got another year older and fatter?" (on her birthday!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Looks to me like his dad got a hold of moms phone n read her txt msgs. I mean think about it I don't think his mom would have replied back with you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother. But it's still funny as shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:13am
  • How better to say "I love you mom" then asking to care for your own brother or sister?...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:17pm
  • LMAO EPIC FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 10:40pm
  • High five! :) that's awesome shameful

    Submitted by LibbieAnne123 on Aug 5, 12 at 7:44am
  • Oedipus was the first mother fucker!!! (quote from Bo Burnham)

    Submitted by tpike1296 on Dec 16, 10 at 9:38pm
  • This is classic...

    Submitted by chloe1717 on Jan 3, 11 at 6:03am
  • honestly the oedipus comment made my (school) week

    Submitted by nyhc17 on Oct 27, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Wouldn't your mother be in your phone under "mother"?

    Submitted by jbrown55 on Mar 26, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Pete, this is still Bryce's mom. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:01pm
  • Secret desires for mama ha

    Submitted by causeimananimal on Mar 31, 11 at 4:58am
  • awkward breakfast...

    Submitted by kayladempsey on Nov 29, 10 at 12:10am
  • thats weird to date a girl with the same name as your mother and now you dad won't like her! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:00pm
  • LOL that's amazing

    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 17, 10 at 5:27am
  • Y is ur mother in your phone by her name y not just mom... It would cut down on the confusion

    Submitted by kmiclovin on Oct 26, 11 at 8:14pm
  • Your girlfriend's name is Mom?

    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:16am
  • hahahaha!!!!!

    Submitted by smddisturbed on Aug 16, 11 at 2:23am
  • Freud would be happy.

    Submitted by 20chucky10 on Aug 14, 11 at 1:44pm
  • God I hate it when that happens

    Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 28, 12 at 2:54pm
  • My iPhone took put my moms contact in automatically from the internet so it has her first name. Maybe that's what happened here. Although it has the last name also.

    Submitted by wunderwaffe on Jun 22, 11 at 5:22pm
  • Awesome! Great toast for the wedding!!

    Submitted by tacticalbarbie on Jul 30, 12 at 10:06pm
  • Save her name as mom. Luke everybody else does. Problem solved

    Submitted by patton18 on May 27, 11 at 2:28pm
  • Hahahahaha

    Submitted by maddiem15 on May 26, 11 at 10:57pm
  • Lmfao I almost died laughing!!

    Submitted by kevink3012 on Jul 24, 12 at 6:36pm
  • Hahaha amazing. Could have been worse, she could have went along with it.

    Submitted by Mckearn on Feb 4, 13 at 7:23pm