He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Finally! A TFLN that's actually funny!
I want to know what he did to have the police report filed!
Police report also reads: "when I asked the suspect why he slid across the hood of the car, he replied 'because I wanted to be like MacGyver'"
Dude, it's okay. Most people can't perform simple math in front of a cop sober, much less hammered. Been there and it sucks.
So instead of possession under 21 he gets drunk in public, being 21 is a bitch sometimes
Also, suspect was convinced he was bald.
No, I'M lame!
No I'M first.
Drunk or was he trying to get away with dating an underaged girl?