His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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That wasn't him, it was Barry White...
Been accused of getting on girl pregnant over the phone.
She must have not seen the white stuff floating around...
I'm all set with this one. No babies.
@4NIC8 that's not melted marshmallow is it
@Peach - *Shawshank, but let's blame it on voice to text
Yes yes, we all love Morgan Freeman.
There's someone like me in every prison. I'm the guy who can get it for you.