just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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wtf with all these people going "uR SO MeAN!11 ASShoLE!!" it's a fucking duck. who cares.
I wish I could give this one two thumb up.
I wish I could give you a thumbs up for wanting to give him two thumbs up
What do you you mean it's just a duck? Ducks have feelings too you dipshit. By the way I think this text is hilarious.
Ducks are people too! lol!
your just a fucking duck.\nmeany :P\nbut that is pretty funny, as long as the duck was okay after.
Obviously the duck was enjoying himself
Terrible waste of a weed brownie
It's a ducking fuck. Wait that doest work
I don't see why so many people are upset over this, that duck should be thanking this person. It was probably the best time it's ever had in it's boring duck life.
Duck was probably mesmerized by how beautiful the sparkles on the water were...he'll be fine. LMFAO!!!
I smoked with my dog once. He walked in circles around the room for three straight hours.
yeah i used to blow shotties to my dog all the time....he had to be put to sleep when a large tumor grew out of his throat and started to suffocate him. Very very very sad.....so stop getting your dog high.
I call bullshit, considering that cannaboids like THC actually function against cancer cells. Not to mention that the exposure you could possibly expose your dog to is insignificant compared to the amount you'd be inhaling--if your dog had a very large tumor in his throat, you'd be enjoying a nice tumor of your own. \n\nIf you're going to try to be high and mighty on freakin' TFLN, you could at least make up a better fake story. Or at least not be an idiot when it comes to drugs you
Ummm... Think chocolate's poisonous to ducks. That may be why it hasn't moved.
yo it's not like he was throwing rocks at the fucking thing. he was probly thankful for the chill session.
That's pretty much what's up.
Laughed out loud!!
Ducks eat all kinds of shit - plastic, trash, etc... i'm sure a little bit o' weed isn't going to kill it. it's probably just chilling out.
Love the people who are saying it's cruel to the duck, I bet they have eaten duck before and pretty sure a turkey atleast once a year.
Some one must have fead those same brownie's to the ducks sitting out in front of my apt...they just keep stairing
For whatever it's worth, animals can't actually interpret being high as a positive experience. They become disoriented and stressed out. Or they die.\n\nTry not to abuse your beloved pets this way.
a duck is not a 'beloved pet'. not for most people anyway, i'm sure he's not gonna feed his mommas pet duck hash cakes is he? i fucking haaatee all this preaching shit, grow up.
Weed won't hurt the duck. A dog would die from the chocolate in the brownies probably though. Maybe chocolate should be illegal
Haha dayumm lucky fuckinn duck
Must try it!
Just save the fucking brownie for yourself - that can't be healthy for the duck. And yes, I think you're a terrible person for getting your entertainment from an animal.
I guess you won't be enjoying marley and me anytime soon.
What a waste of a pot brownie!
This is the funniest tfln I've read in a good while.
hahaha cruel yet hilarious.
Idiots. Weed isn't going to hurt a duck. Or anything, for that matter.
I'm terrible I laughed :x
Haha good one..
Hahaha I once gave 'em to a bunny.
@ 12:03 - Shut up. Not everyone is a mean POS like you. Some people actually care about all forms of life.
That is so sad
Hahahahaha this TFLN is great!
For whatever it's worth, animals do not have the mental faculties interpret drug ingestion as a positive experience. They will either become disoriented and stressed, or die. Try not to abuse your pets this way.
You're an asshole. How about some frigging giant comes along and fills you full of roofies. Asshole....
if only that were possible....
if you're going to make a comparison to prove a negative point, don't make the comparison appealing--this sounds fun!
You killed it!! Idk.. Maybe you didn't... Are ducks as intorlerable to chocolate as dogs are?
I don't believe so
That is fucking awesome
U probably killed it
mean haha! but i laughed. such crude humor.
Good job, well done
Animal cruelty can sometimes be funny
I had the same experience but it was with a rabbit It ate it and just walk in circles
Holy shit.... Best one I have seen on here... PROPS!!!!!
No they might have a seizure that's bout it
Why did you waste it on a duck? And my friends said that giving a duck chocolate is like giving a dog chocolate. Ultimate fail.
haha thats great
Since when do we have so many duck lovers in america? And since when is it ok to kill a duck but not have it "live" a little?
I want you to know I'm still giggling about this, hilarious!
One word epic
That duck would have been off its tits! :) haha although when my friend tried to get my kitten stoned I did protest because he was too cute to get fucked up..
Hey anonymous shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking techinal. Take a joke.
I find this Hilarious.
This is awful. People like you should die. The animal is so small it probably fucked it up.
i believe you just might have a stick up your arse. you should probably get that looked at.
Wow you piece of shit
Hahaha, awesome, this must have been a Clayton State University, haha
I was eating an orange when I read this. I laughed so hard that part of the orange went up my nose, and now it stings from the citric acid. Totally worth it.
He was waiting for another one. After all, you gave him the munchies...
This is awesome. Texas ducks better watch out! Ahaha
Waste of a brownie
I would pay to see u do it again because it Sounds Funny!!! Haha
I cant stop laughing this is awesome
That is sad, It is not as tragic as Alka-Seltzer, though! Either way, sick, sick, sick! Don't try that at home kiddies!!! Seriously.
It takes an hour to feel the effects of the brownie though
No shit... This made me laugh out loud whilst pooping. Kudos...
Awww that's sad poor Duckie. 🐥🐤🐣
Funniest fucking thing ive herd all day
Then it must be stuffed ... Your high
Lol this would happen in Marietta :)
One time I left the pot brownies out and our dog ate the whole batch. It drown in the pool bc it couldn't swim it was so high!!! Hahahahahhahhaahhahahahaha jk tho. I don't do drugs you clit
Lake lanier! Represent gainesvegas!
This one time I went to the zoo pot biscuits that we fed to the exotic birds in the bird Avery ahahaha t
Hahahahahahahahahah was it at lake lanier????
lake Carroll? poor ducks have it comin lol
Dude people need to stop getting a boner over how 'cruel' this is. It's a fucking duck who gives a shit.
I find it kind of strange that you proceeded to watch the duck for 20 minutes. You must have had one too.
Ahahaha that's the funniest shit! Poor ducky tho :( but I'm totally doing that later
How long before people are freaking out over "animal abuse" ad a bunch other vlbullshit,
I wonder what was going through its mind
Why would you waste it on a duck?
hahaha epic btw just stfu about being cruel to the duck we don't care about the ducks here we care about the weed brownie more than the duck as of this point cause ducks can be a nuisance to many ppl besides they reproduce too fast for their own damn good counted almost 50 in my apartment complex 2 years ago it was less than 10
Ducks are for the gàys
My area code.. I'm so proud...
Hahaha ducks are so retarded
Damn give it to me!!!
that was probably the most fun that duck has ever had
Reppin Georgia lol
That's fucking awesome.
I love you.
Hahahaha that's hilarious. Fuck Peta and all those other haters weed is natural I'm sure the duck would have ate it at some point in it's life better to get two birds with one stone on this one. Lmao.
That's too funny! Of course it hasn't moved lol.
Hi my name is Brennan and I take a lot of shits
Something everyone had gotta try at least once before they die. The Buried Life guys should do a segmant on that shit