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  • wtf with all these people going "uR SO MeAN!11 ASShoLE!!" it's a fucking duck. who cares.

    Submitted by suppcutie on Mar 19, 10 at 12:03pm
    • I wish I could give this one two thumb up.

      Submitted by escodiesel on Mar 19, 10 at 12:15pm
      • I wish I could give you a thumbs up for wanting to give him two thumbs up

        Submitted by Broly on Mar 19, 10 at 12:32pm
        • What do you you mean it's just a duck? Ducks have feelings too you dipshit. By the way I think this text is hilarious.

          Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 19, 10 at 2:32pm
    • Ducks are people too! lol!

      Submitted by IHeadshottedJFK on Apr 14, 10 at 3:35pm
    • your just a fucking duck.\nmeany :P\nbut that is pretty funny, as long as the duck was okay after.

      Submitted by elasticband23 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:52am
    • Obviously the duck was enjoying himself

      Submitted by Bmil on Jun 8, 10 at 3:43am
  • Terrible waste of a weed brownie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 11:24am
  • It's a ducking fuck. Wait that doest work

    Submitted by trope882 on Mar 19, 10 at 2:12pm
  • Duck was probably mesmerized by how beautiful the sparkles on the water were...he'll be fine. LMFAO!!!

    Submitted by raje on Mar 19, 10 at 8:19pm
  • I don't see why so many people are upset over this, that duck should be thanking this person. It was probably the best time it's ever had in it's boring duck life.

    Submitted by jeff12345 on Mar 20, 10 at 12:25am
  • I smoked with my dog once. He walked in circles around the room for three straight hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 12:56pm
    • yeah i used to blow shotties to my dog all the time....he had to be put to sleep when a large tumor grew out of his throat and started to suffocate him. Very very very stop getting your dog high.

      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 19, 10 at 3:19pm
      • I call bullshit, considering that cannaboids like THC actually function against cancer cells. Not to mention that the exposure you could possibly expose your dog to is insignificant compared to the amount you'd be inhaling--if your dog had a very large tumor in his throat, you'd be enjoying a nice tumor of your own. \n\nIf you're going to try to be high and mighty on freakin' TFLN, you could at least make up a better fake story. Or at least not be an idiot when it comes to drugs you

        Submitted by Scammy on Mar 19, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Ummm... Think chocolate's poisonous to ducks. That may be why it hasn't moved.

    Submitted by aimmi081 on Mar 19, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Love the people who are saying it's cruel to the duck, I bet they have eaten duck before and pretty sure a turkey atleast once a year.

    Submitted by styx on Mar 21, 10 at 2:31am
  • yo it's not like he was throwing rocks at the fucking thing. he was probly thankful for the chill session.

    Submitted by bigsexyman00 on Mar 19, 10 at 7:49pm
  • That's pretty much what's up.

    Submitted by alpine_av on Mar 19, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Awesome....Wait.....What?!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 19, 10 at 11:27am
  • Asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 11:38am
  • Haha good one..

    Submitted by MissPristine on Mar 19, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Weed won't hurt the duck. A dog would die from the chocolate in the brownies probably though. Maybe chocolate should be illegal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 9:46am
  • Ducks eat all kinds of shit - plastic, trash, etc... i'm sure a little bit o' weed isn't going to kill it. it's probably just chilling out.

    Submitted by sinistar on Mar 19, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Some one must have fead those same brownie's to the ducks sitting out in front of my apt...they just keep stairing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 11:25am
  • Idiots. Weed isn't going to hurt a duck. Or anything, for that matter.

    Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Mar 20, 10 at 4:34am
  • For whatever it's worth, animals can't actually interpret being high as a positive experience. They become disoriented and stressed out. Or they die.\n\nTry not to abuse your beloved pets this way.

    Submitted by Hammertime87 on Mar 24, 10 at 2:17pm
    • a duck is not a 'beloved pet'. not for most people anyway, i'm sure he's not gonna feed his mommas pet duck hash cakes is he? i fucking haaatee all this preaching shit, grow up.

      Submitted by jbc_ on May 26, 10 at 1:20am
  • I'm terrible I laughed :x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Laughed out loud!!

    Submitted by scared on Mar 20, 10 at 1:16am
  • You're an asshole. How about some frigging giant comes along and fills you full of roofies. Asshole....

    Submitted by baybee on Mar 19, 10 at 11:23am
    • if only that were possible....

      Submitted by sinistar on Mar 19, 10 at 11:21pm
    • if you're going to make a comparison to prove a negative point, don't make the comparison appealing--this sounds fun!

      Submitted by Minnesoootan on Mar 24, 10 at 1:02pm
  • What a waste of a pot brownie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 1:40pm
  • Just save the fucking brownie for yourself - that can't be healthy for the duck. And yes, I think you're a terrible person for getting your entertainment from an animal.

    Submitted by Raniphae on Mar 20, 10 at 11:11am
    • I guess you won't be enjoying marley and me anytime soon.

      Submitted by caam1991 on Mar 20, 10 at 8:01pm
  • Must try it!

    Submitted by htsaints on Apr 11, 10 at 10:34pm
  • Haha dayumm lucky fuckinn duck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 1:45am
  • Good job, well done

    Submitted by kstrong08 on Mar 19, 10 at 11:06pm
  • U probably killed it

    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Mar 20, 10 at 12:34am
  • I had the same experience but it was with a rabbit It ate it and just walk in circles

    Submitted by papadeisal987 on Mar 19, 10 at 11:44pm
  • This is the funniest tfln I've read in a good while.

    Submitted by dtrain65806 on Mar 19, 10 at 10:11pm
  • hahaha cruel yet hilarious.

    Submitted by fmac on Mar 19, 10 at 11:31am
  • Horrid.

    Submitted by mmt3033 on Mar 19, 10 at 11:11am
  • I would pay to see u do it again because it Sounds Funny!!! Haha

    Submitted by Soccer2311 on Mar 20, 10 at 3:06am
  • @ 12:03 - Shut up. Not everyone is a mean POS like you. Some people actually care about all forms of life.

    Submitted by IAmRightInfinite on Mar 19, 10 at 2:49pm
  • This is awesome. Texas ducks better watch out! Ahaha

    Submitted by kat1360 on Mar 26, 10 at 6:24am
  • Hey anonymous shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking techinal. Take a joke.

    Submitted by emt94 on Mar 20, 10 at 9:54pm
  • That is so sad

    Submitted by coconutty23 on Mar 19, 10 at 7:48pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !

    Submitted by chrisdunn5394 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:36am
  • mean haha! but i laughed. such crude humor.

    Submitted by leeti on Mar 19, 10 at 2:41pm
  • That duck would have been off its tits! :) haha although when my friend tried to get my kitten stoned I did protest because he was too cute to get fucked up..

    Submitted by shilojayne93 on Nov 29, 11 at 8:54pm
  • That is fucking awesome

    Submitted by bengals33 on Jun 18, 10 at 1:15pm
  • One time I left the pot brownies out and our dog ate the whole batch. It drown in the pool bc it couldn't swim it was so high!!! Hahahahahhahhaahhahahahaha jk tho. I don't do drugs you clit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 3:09am
  • That's terrible!!!!!

    Submitted by OG1 on Mar 19, 10 at 3:35pm
  • You killed it!! Idk.. Maybe you didn't... Are ducks as intorlerable to chocolate as dogs are?

    Submitted by codii on Mar 19, 10 at 11:12am
  • Dude people need to stop getting a boner over how 'cruel' this is. It's a fucking duck who gives a shit.

    Submitted by AaronSzura on Mar 19, 10 at 9:15pm
  • For whatever it's worth, animals do not have the mental faculties interpret drug ingestion as a positive experience. They will either become disoriented and stressed, or die. Try not to abuse your pets this way.

    Submitted by Hammertime87 on Mar 24, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Hahahahaha this TFLN is great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 11:24am
  • Hahaha I once gave 'em to a bunny.

    Submitted by awcutiepi on Mar 19, 10 at 11:07am
  • Why did you waste it on a duck? And my friends said that giving a duck chocolate is like giving a dog chocolate. Ultimate fail.

    Submitted by anonymous_female on Aug 21, 10 at 1:26am
  • I want you to know I'm still giggling about this, hilarious!

    Submitted by tu_salsa on Mar 19, 10 at 3:08pm
  • oh no!

    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:57pm
  • Yesss!

    Submitted by #6624 on Mar 19, 10 at 12:09pm
  • I find it kind of strange that you proceeded to watch the duck for 20 minutes. You must have had one too.

    Submitted by stonecole on Jul 20, 11 at 1:31am
  • This one time I went to the zoo pot biscuits that we fed to the exotic birds in the bird Avery ahahaha t

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Waste of a brownie

    Submitted by Flirn2 on Mar 21, 10 at 12:26am
  • He was waiting for another one. After all, you gave him the munchies...

    Submitted by ScrapMetal55 on Feb 24, 11 at 5:21am
  • haha thats great

    Submitted by LSU4Lif3 on Mar 24, 10 at 10:13am
  • Since when do we have so many duck lovers in america? And since when is it ok to kill a duck but not have it "live" a little?

    Submitted by jpstick12 on Mar 24, 10 at 1:47am
  • Animal cruelty can sometimes be funny

    Submitted by Zalen3 on Feb 12, 11 at 8:40pm
  • My area code.. I'm so proud...

    Submitted by mad_hatter on May 4, 11 at 10:10pm
  • One word epic

    Submitted by Connor22 on Feb 28, 11 at 10:22pm
  • hahaha epic btw just stfu about being cruel to the duck we don't care about the ducks here we care about the weed brownie more than the duck as of this point cause ducks can be a nuisance to many ppl besides they reproduce too fast for their own damn good counted almost 50 in my apartment complex 2 years ago it was less than 10

    Submitted by fryingpanman on Jan 8, 11 at 3:49am
  • I find this Hilarious.

    Submitted by gaza on Mar 20, 10 at 2:57pm
  • I was eating an orange when I read this. I laughed so hard that part of the orange went up my nose, and now it stings from the citric acid. Totally worth it.

    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 3:35am
  • It takes an hour to feel the effects of the brownie though

    Submitted by koric573 on Mar 19, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Wow you piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Holy shit.... Best one I have seen on here... PROPS!!!!!

    Submitted by alex_d_w on Apr 17, 10 at 10:00pm
  • No they might have a seizure that's bout it

    Submitted by beaverhunter on Mar 21, 10 at 12:03pm
  • No shit... This made me laugh out loud whilst pooping. Kudos...

    Submitted by runamuck on Mar 20, 10 at 5:22am
  • Awww that's sad poor Duckie. 🐥🐤🐣

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 10:38pm
  • This is awful. People like you should die. The animal is so small it probably fucked it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 3:00am
    • i believe you just might have a stick up your arse. you should probably get that looked at.

      Submitted by Minnesoootan on Mar 24, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Hahaha, awesome, this must have been a Clayton State University, haha

    Submitted by mpsmith78 on Mar 19, 10 at 8:08pm
  • I cant stop laughing this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 4:50pm
  • fantastic!

    Submitted by geenastar on Oct 28, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Why would you waste it on a duck?

    Submitted by fireflake12 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:30am
  • Ahahaha that's the funniest shit! Poor ducky tho :( but I'm totally doing that later

    Submitted by hayboo on Mar 27, 10 at 9:53pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahah was it at lake lanier????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 3:05am
  • Lol this would happen in Marietta :)

    Submitted by dsug on Mar 19, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Lake lanier! Represent gainesvegas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 7:40am
  • lake Carroll? poor ducks have it comin lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 12:12am
  • That is sad, It is not as tragic as Alka-Seltzer, though! Either way, sick, sick, sick! Don't try that at home kiddies!!! Seriously.

    Submitted by iCrafticus on Mar 19, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Hahahahahahahahaha! 

    Submitted by speeddevil on Mar 19, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Funniest fucking thing ive herd all day

    Submitted by BrielleP on Jun 16, 11 at 9:21pm
  • Then it must be stuffed ... Your high

    Submitted by denimhero on Feb 16, 11 at 9:51pm
  • I love you.

    Submitted by thisisdrugs on Aug 6, 11 at 8:48pm
  • Ducks are for the gàys

    Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 19, 10 at 2:27pm
  • How long before people are freaking out over "animal abuse" ad a bunch other vlbullshit,

    Submitted by aberration on Mar 20, 10 at 1:42am
  • I wonder what was going through its mind

    Submitted by dstrachan23 on Apr 8, 12 at 8:54am
  • Hahaha ducks are so retarded

    Submitted by I_AM_GOD on Apr 10, 10 at 5:24am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by theguess on Mar 19, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Damn give it to me!!!

    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 1, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Hi my name is Brennan and I take a lot of shits

    Submitted by brandonAa on Apr 12, 10 at 12:52am
  • OMG LOL!!

    Submitted by snybny on Mar 19, 10 at 12:23pm
  • that was probably the most fun that duck has ever had

    Submitted by robino on Dec 15, 10 at 11:55pm
  • Reppin Georgia lol

    Submitted by phyfe on Aug 16, 10 at 12:31am
  • That's awful!!!!

    Submitted by snowwhite007 on Jun 21, 10 at 12:42am
  • hella funny

    Submitted by sarajane3369 on Mar 19, 10 at 12:32pm
  • Hahahaha that's hilarious. Fuck Peta and all those other haters weed is natural I'm sure the duck would have ate it at some point in it's life better to get two birds with one stone on this one. Lmao.

    Submitted by allisonatomic on Apr 7, 10 at 10:37pm
  • That's fucking awesome.

    Submitted by HopeRuuuda on Apr 1, 10 at 8:40am
  • Something everyone had gotta try at least once before they die. The Buried Life guys should do a segmant on that shit

    Submitted by MagnumG on Mar 25, 10 at 11:25am
  • That's too funny! Of course it hasn't moved lol.

    Submitted by MissStoney420 on Aug 10, 11 at 6:54pm
  • First

    Submitted by Wilko on Mar 19, 10 at 11:06am
  • I so wish I could see the video of this! LOL:)

    Submitted by Rocketman9191 on Jun 25, 16 at 3:32am