Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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Allstate would be better. You'd be in good hands.
It's nice having accident forgiveness, but may favorite stripper is Progressive, because I can name my own price
15 minutes could give you an std
So easy a caveman could do it?
But can she save you money on a lap dance?
So she looks like a caveman? Must be one of the Tuesday night crew.
Geico. so easy even a caveman could do her
And I saved 15% by switching strip clubs.
ummm... no, *his* stripper name is g a y co, and you are in for a nasty surprise / treat.
I'm banging Flo.
Watch out for the tiny green lizard.
The comments on this are fucking priceless
If she dances like the lizard in the TX commercial throw her a fiver!