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  • Submitted by Ritard on Jan 12, 12 at 2:40pm

    Allstate would be better. You'd be in good hands.

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      Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 12, 12 at 6:09pm

      It's nice having accident forgiveness, but may favorite stripper is Progressive, because I can name my own price

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 12, 12 at 1:45pm

    15 minutes could give you an std

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    Submitted by edub83 on Jan 12, 12 at 5:56pm

    So easy a caveman could do it?

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 12, 12 at 2:54pm

    But can she save you money on a lap dance?

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 12, 12 at 9:06pm

    Guy Co.

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 12, 12 at 2:18pm

    And I saved 15% by switching strip clubs.

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    Submitted by xlogix on Jan 13, 12 at 12:24am

    Geico. so easy even a caveman could do her

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    Submitted by SheizaCookies on Jan 12, 12 at 4:32pm

    So she looks like a caveman? Must be one of the Tuesday night crew.

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    Submitted by polacke on Jan 12, 12 at 1:49pm

    ummm... no, *his* stripper name is g a y co, and you are in for a nasty surprise / treat.

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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Jan 13, 12 at 5:32am

    The comments on this are fucking priceless

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    Submitted by Erotophobia on Jan 14, 12 at 11:09pm

    Watch out for the tiny green lizard.

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    Submitted by RoffMain on May 13, 13 at 8:24am

    I'm banging Flo.

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    Submitted by mintyshake33 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:17pm

    If she dances like the lizard in the TX commercial throw her a fiver!