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  • No no, a belief in Santa is roughly equal to a degree in religious sciences, not biology. Silly idiot.

    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 4, 12 at 3:43pm
  • After that line, he definitely won’t be getting into your genes

    Submitted by Phys on Jun 4, 12 at 6:04pm
  • He probably did, but he's going try to sneak in the back door.

    Submitted by Problywasme on Jun 4, 12 at 3:33pm
  • @problywasme: no not sneak in the back door, he's planing on coming down the chimney later

    Submitted by AshlingArdan on Jun 5, 12 at 12:57am
  • If you vagina clangs, he is better off with another girl.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 4, 12 at 7:03pm
  • Your vagina clangs?

    Submitted by jackkennedy on Jun 4, 12 at 3:31pm
  • I'm tired, slightly stoned and this is my first thought but a masters degree is considered higher education...not "grad school." Thought grad school was for doctorates. Also depends on the school if your family member is at a satellite school of a USA based school then they can get any degree offered by that school.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 5, 12 at 5:43am
  • least it wasn't a liberal arts degree

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 4, 12 at 7:35pm
  • Not really a clang. More like a ...whumph...?

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jun 4, 12 at 4:08pm
  • @ashlingardan FTW!!

    Submitted by Leeping1 on Jun 5, 12 at 1:37am
  • He may not get any, but his analogy is pretty valid, since that degree is only useful if you're going to grad school.

    Submitted by grenadewizard on Jun 4, 12 at 6:35pm
  • No, you're an undergrad when you earn your bachelors. You're a grad student when you earn your Master's, PhD, Doctorate-hence grad school.

    Submitted by security24 on Jun 6, 12 at 4:24am
  • You don't have grad school in the UK? You should really tell my uncle that. Here he thought his son was over there getting his Master's degree for the last year. I wonder what he's really doing with that student visa.

    Submitted by security24 on Jun 5, 12 at 5:38am
  • Of you think a vagina has doors, maybe you shouldn't have that degree.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Jun 5, 12 at 9:55am
  • Anal ftw!!

    Submitted by 2dicksam on Jun 4, 12 at 5:29pm
  • Well this is a UK one so... Grad school? No, we don't have that here.

    Submitted by pokadot122 on Jun 4, 12 at 7:47pm
    • After high school here in America, one can choose to attend either Technical School for 2 years to earn an Associate's Degree or College for 4 years to earn a Bachelor's Degree.

      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jun 5, 12 at 7:56am
      • After that, one can choose to attend Graduate School for 2 more years to get a Master's Degree, then finally Post-Graduate School for 2 more years to get a Doctoral Degree/PhD.

        Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jun 5, 12 at 8:01am
        • I've never quite understood how the UK's whole "University" system works; it's always confused the hell outta me... O_o

          Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jun 5, 12 at 8:03am
  • Guys are so dumb.

    Submitted by Leeping1 on Jun 5, 12 at 1:35am