He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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No no, a belief in Santa is roughly equal to a degree in religious sciences, not biology. Silly idiot.
After that line, he definitely won’t be getting into your genes
He probably did, but he's going try to sneak in the back door.
@problywasme: no not sneak in the back door, he's planing on coming down the chimney later
If you vagina clangs, he is better off with another girl.
Your vagina clangs?
I'm tired, slightly stoned and this is my first thought but a masters degree is considered higher education...not "grad school." Thought grad school was for doctorates. Also depends on the school if your family member is at a satellite school of a USA based school then they can get any degree offered by that school.
least it wasn't a liberal arts degree
Not really a clang. More like a ...whumph...?
No, you're an undergrad when you earn your bachelors. You're a grad student when you earn your Master's, PhD, Doctorate-hence grad school.
He may not get any, but his analogy is pretty valid, since that degree is only useful if you're going to grad school.
You don't have grad school in the UK? You should really tell my uncle that. Here he thought his son was over there getting his Master's degree for the last year. I wonder what he's really doing with that student visa.
Of you think a vagina has doors, maybe you shouldn't have that degree.
Well this is a UK one so... Grad school? No, we don't have that here.
After high school here in America, one can choose to attend either Technical School for 2 years to earn an Associate's Degree or College for 4 years to earn a Bachelor's Degree.
After that, one can choose to attend Graduate School for 2 more years to get a Master's Degree, then finally Post-Graduate School for 2 more years to get a Doctoral Degree/PhD.
I've never quite understood how the UK's whole "University" system works; it's always confused the hell outta me... O_o
Guys are so dumb.