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    Submitted by nunubeest on May 9, 12 at 1:54pm

    I was tempted to go into a rant about the magic of babies and how they are miracles of life but then I had to change a diaper and the lil asshole waited till I finished cleaning him and getting a new one under him before taking giant semi soft shit so big I thought a soft serve machine broke in his ass..he was laughing the whole time..asshole..

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:23pm

      the magic of babies is that they are the biggest ass holes in the world and yet we love them so much. The boys usually pee on you if you aren't careful.

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        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:25pm

        and who wants to shit in a dirty diaper? it only makes sense to wait for a clean one. OOH! be glad he waited.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 11:25pm

      Laughing uncontrollably right.now...all my grandkids have done this to me. Inglorious Bastards.

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    Submitted by kushkong420 on May 9, 12 at 4:34pm

    All babies are assholes

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 9, 12 at 5:49pm

    Babies aren't inherent assholes, people who don't like babies are assholes. A baby cannot control his bowels and the cool air caused him to go. Very simplistic, you cry bitch and moan too...just in english.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on May 9, 12 at 8:16pm

      hun its a joke don't read into it anyone with kids has had that moment happen

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on May 9, 12 at 11:45pm

        I know and I'm high and it annoyed me. I'm good :)

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    Submitted by Low_Rye on May 9, 12 at 1:30pm

    That baby will never get laid

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    Submitted by maverick2512 on May 9, 12 at 2:05pm

    Hahahahahhahaha. Box of condoms: $8.99 \n\nSome crazy amount of diapers in 1 pack: around $20 \n\nJust sayin...

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    Submitted by marianasgirl on May 9, 12 at 3:43pm

    Josh Ramsay?