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  • Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 12:37pm

    pearls of wisdom: marry the next boyfriend and take out a big life insurance policy. you got a 50/50 shot. better than Vegas.

    • 59 70
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:22pm

      hey, life insurance and clear prenup that gets her half of his stuff, and she’s set either way.

  • Submitted by Emo_Kydd on Aug 4, 10 at 11:55am

    Stay away from me...

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:47am

    Rule: you are not fit to mate in God's eyes if all your ex's are dead or homosexual.

  • 97 62
    Submitted by vandal36 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:48am

    Black widow

  • 99 77
    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 4, 10 at 11:56am

    Either you are an awful girlfriend or you are highly unfortunate.

  • 87 55
    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 4, 10 at 12:43pm

    I'm sensing a common denominator here!

  • 83 66
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 12:05pm

    Look at the bright side: you didn't marry any of them.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 20, 10 at 11:58pm

    U hav the WORST effect on guys

  • 63 51
    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 30, 10 at 10:28am

    Well, if you only have 2....

  • 71 69
    Submitted by anon713 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:33am

    sounds like they all went to prison

  • 65 74
    Submitted by missweezy on Aug 4, 10 at 12:16pm

    WTF did u do?

  • 54 53
    Submitted by AllAmerireject8 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:35am

    niiiiiiiiiice.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by ryanjensen on Sep 11, 10 at 7:01pm

    Erica Hurteau-Trenton?

  • 59 65
    Submitted by iBeast on Aug 5, 10 at 1:50pm

    You and/or your vag need to change something up....js

  • 58 64
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:45am

    What's that say about you OP

  • 60 69
    Submitted by darealist21 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:28am

    Isn't it a scary thought that while someone could be getting an amazing orgasm another person clips be slowly and painfully dying?

  • 64 78
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:27pm

    you must be the worst lay ever. Maybe you should go lezbo

  • 56 62
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:38pm

    Daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnn.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 4:29pm

    Holy shit! Do YOU realize what that means? U must b Dam ugly or a horrible lay!

  • 63 78
    Submitted by tsoptsrif on Aug 4, 10 at 12:26pm

    Mine all married the next guy to fuck them.

    • 70 71
      Submitted by MickChick on Aug 9, 10 at 12:02am

      Haha what does that say about you?

  • 57 70
    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 20, 10 at 11:59pm

    Ur fault!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by rudelittlebitch on Aug 5, 10 at 1:31am

    LUCKY!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by GigaBoo on Aug 4, 10 at 2:06pm

    This never happened....none of these ever happened

    • 62 66
      Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 4, 10 at 2:58pm

      And yet you can't seem to be able to not read them and leave comments Giga....

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Serec on Aug 4, 10 at 7:20pm

    maybe the chick has a STD .

    • 59 51
      Submitted by MickChick on Aug 9, 10 at 12:01am

      The proper word is an. Maybe she has AN STD.

      • 56 54
        Submitted by hawaiisdcj on Aug 23, 10 at 1:10pm

        please do not correct people with your bad grammar. "maybe the chick has a STD" was correct as in "maybe the chick has a sexually transmitted disease" (as opposed to your "maybe the chick has an sexually transmitted disease"). You probably call them ATM machines too huh? (i.e. automated teller machine machines?)

        • 23 25
          Submitted by correctinator on May 10, 12 at 1:15pm

          Technically, MickChick was right. But you were too. When you say STD, you put an, but if you're writing it all out, you put a.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 4, 10 at 9:11pm

    Something tells me you need to start shopping in a new department of man.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by uhateme on Aug 5, 10 at 7:17am

    So u have the AIDS?

  • Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 4, 10 at 1:28pm

    I hope I nver see you in my life you devil whore

  • 44 56
    Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:40am

    *fucked

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Alixx on Aug 6, 10 at 5:13am

    that's fucked up

  • 41 56
    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 6, 10 at 9:45am

    What did you do to them?

  • Submitted by CIT on Aug 4, 10 at 12:08pm

    wow, if I were you, I'd buy a lottery ticket with luck like that...

  • 38 57
    Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:39am

    Girl ur ducked up

  • 47 79
    Submitted by patsfan on Aug 4, 10 at 11:49pm

    U should prob just kill your self

  • 32 53
    Submitted by sightless13 on Aug 30, 10 at 6:09pm

    TheRuleBook. So much win. \nBut yeah, OP, you're clearly doing something wrong.

  • 12 15
    Submitted by ericolsen0106 on Sep 25, 12 at 12:41am

    OP is a guy.

  • Submitted by eagle65 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:50am

    You need god.

    • 59 57
      Submitted by MickChick on Aug 9, 10 at 12:05am

      God turned his back on the human race. All I can say is I'm thankful that that snake showed up just in time.

  • 43 88
    Submitted by showitup on Aug 4, 10 at 1:47pm

    This is my girlfriend oh my she actually submitted it you bitch allicia