Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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pearls of wisdom: marry the next boyfriend and take out a big life insurance policy. you got a 50/50 shot. better than Vegas.
hey, life insurance and clear prenup that gets her half of his stuff, and she’s set either way.
Rule: you are not fit to mate in God's eyes if all your ex's are dead or homosexual.
Stay away from me...
I'm sensing a common denominator here!
Either you are an awful girlfriend or you are highly unfortunate.
Look at the bright side: you didn't marry any of them.
U hav the WORST effect on guys
Mine all married the next guy to fuck them.
Haha what does that say about you?
Well, if you only have 2....
sounds like they all went to prison
You and/or your vag need to change something up....js
WTF did u do?
What's that say about you OP
Holy shit! Do YOU realize what that means? U must b Dam ugly or a horrible lay!
you must be the worst lay ever. Maybe you should go lezbo
Girl ur ducked up
Isn't it a scary thought that while someone could be getting an amazing orgasm another person clips be slowly and painfully dying?
This never happened....none of these ever happened
And yet you can't seem to be able to not read them and leave comments Giga....
maybe the chick has a STD .
The proper word is an. Maybe she has AN STD.
please do not correct people with your bad grammar. "maybe the chick has a STD" was correct as in "maybe the chick has a sexually transmitted disease" (as opposed to your "maybe the chick has an sexually transmitted disease"). You probably call them ATM machines too huh? (i.e. automated teller machine machines?)
Technically, MickChick was right. But you were too. When you say STD, you put an, but if you're writing it all out, you put a.
that's fucked up
Something tells me you need to start shopping in a new department of man.
wow, if I were you, I'd buy a lottery ticket with luck like that...
I hope I nver see you in my life you devil whore
So u have the AIDS?
U should prob just kill your self
What did you do to them?
OP is a guy.
TheRuleBook. So much win. \nBut yeah, OP, you're clearly doing something wrong.
This is my girlfriend oh my she actually submitted it you bitch allicia
You need god.
God turned his back on the human race. All I can say is I'm thankful that that snake showed up just in time.