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  • Submitted by boogerbutt on Jun 27, 12 at 11:29am

    Texts like these give me faith in humanity

  • Submitted by crombie531 on Jun 27, 12 at 3:55pm

    This is one of the nicest things I have ever read on here.

  • Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jun 27, 12 at 1:08pm


  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 27, 12 at 11:59am

    Fucking hilarious?

  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 27, 12 at 12:15pm

    I'm actually trying to picture both at the same time and for the life of me not sure what that'd look like but mad props anyways!

  • Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 27, 12 at 10:35pm

    True love right there.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 27, 12 at 5:14pm

    Have his baby!

  • Submitted by roadkill113 on Jun 27, 12 at 11:47pm

    He or she is a keeper my friend

  • Submitted by TLB1980 on Jun 27, 12 at 2:20pm

    Hell yeah!!

  • Submitted by togatoga on May 12, 13 at 12:22pm

    Love this! And marry him

  • Submitted by fatboyexpress on Jun 28, 12 at 9:20am

    That just sounds amazing

  • Submitted by Squarewheel on Oct 18, 12 at 7:03pm

    No there is no other word.

  • Submitted by SvetlanaB on Jul 11, 12 at 2:16pm

    I want this.

  • Submitted by UrtySyringe on Jul 24, 12 at 5:59pm

    What about the word " fortunate"

  • Submitted by moniqueva on Jun 27, 12 at 11:44am

    Did I write this?

  • Submitted by Nickly on Jun 27, 12 at 4:35pm

    Except you're not funny and you can't get her off. Besides that though.....

  • Submitted by Kaylib2514 on Jun 27, 12 at 11:45am

    Baby, is that you? I swear my girlfriend and I are like this all the time

  • Submitted by BDVille on Jun 27, 12 at 12:16pm

    Sounds like a faggy couple on prozac.

    • Submitted by cannabislecter on Jun 27, 12 at 12:31pm

      And you sound like a stupid homophobe. :-)