Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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"The sex is okay, but I'm really just fucking him to bum cigs off after. is that bad?"
Quickest solution: stop smoking?
The way I see it 9$ is WAY cheaper than any hooker, so quit complaining
i always need too smoke after sex.... sex is worth it tho.
A confusing double negative as well as horrific grammar - that's a bad night in my books.
Is a good night sitting down to proofread texts that primarily come from drunk and high people?
I like you :)
I thought 6 bucks a pack was expensive lol
A packet of cigarettes in Australia is anywhere between 15 - 25 dollars o.O
And dingoes eat your babies. big whoop.