Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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You're safe. Vegans don't have enough energy to fight back.
I just spit my beer out and had to show my rabbit food lovin bud this and he lost it!
As a vegan, I actually find this pretty fucking funny.\nBut, if it had happened to me, I'd probably have puked\nall over that person and then beat them senseless.
I probably couldn't be vegan if my life depended on it, but my boyfriend is. I can't speak for the nutritional benefits of it, cause he's freakin' skinny, but his cum tastes amazing.
The last 5 words made this post great.
After slapping her with your meat you should of gave her a little protein suppliment to the face.
i hope it was your personal meat
Northwest Indiana, keepin it real
All Vegans deserve a slap in the face with meat.
That's just mean.
Your name is SuperSlut. Your argument is invalid.
Also they argue about it because it's hilarious how pissy and defensive people get on the Internet.
EPIC WIN!!! that vegan bitch prob killed herself
fuckin vegan had it coming. win!
Such a win
Ahhhhhh hahahahahaha! I have done that too!!!!
Screw them liberal fruitcakes, I woulda slapped her ass too.
How could being vegan make you more dehydrated? And the only vitamin you can't get is B12.
You can still get B12. B12 comes from bacteria found on plants. A lot of foods are fortified with it.
Hero, I hope you got a high-five after that
you slapped her with your wiener? i don't think they protest that?
OMG TOTAL WIN
Why is everyone so intimidated by veganism? Why else would you be attacking it? Just because we they have better sex lives and live longer?
yeah you guys are healthier except you need to take vitamin supplements to get all the nutrients you need\n\nand i dispute your science sex and longer life spans are far more influenced by other factors than eating meat futhermore veganism can actually be dangerous to your health since it is easier to become dehydrated
You do not need to take vitamins; there is nothing in meat that you cannot get elsewhere. Where the hell did you get the idea that it’s easier to become dehydrated?
What's so wrong with vegans? Why do people think their entire diet revolves around fat and protein? It doesn't.
Awesome, love this one.
Hmm.. I think natural is the best way to go. Meat or no meat.. Petty arguments on who has a better diet is pretty lame considering we'll all prolly die from toxic shit in the air anyways. :)
Yor are my new hero there is a girl work that won't eat meat in any sense
Haha vegans what a joke unhealthy bastards
Yeah, if you had any strength at all in your body...you know, from lack of proper nourishment
Just spit out a carrot! That funny!
LOL @ CAZZO
And you just won my heart.
You're my hero
Vegans have smaller brains it was proven in a study. And actually meat is VERY good for you and so are fruit, and vegtables. And actually just because your vegan doesn't mean your healthier. So stfu.
Omnivores have smaller dicks it was proven in a study.
Yes. Yes. YES. A metric fuck-load of FUCK YES.
You guys are dumbasses, vegans don't get key nutrition. I've known a bunch in my life time, they are unhealthy and have to take a lot of pills to make up for what they are eating
No you don't. The ones you know aren't eating balanced meals. No matter if you are a meat eater or a vegan, if you aren't eating right you will get sick. I doubt you know that many. I live in a large city and know only about 10 vegetarians personally and 2 vegans. It's not like everyone you see is going to tell you what they do and don't eat.
FUCK NO FUCK NO YOU DID NOT JUST WASTE A FUCKIN STEAK but if u didn't the YEEEAAAA TAKE THAT YA FUCKIN LOW LIFE
Us vegans probably get way more nutrients than you ever will, because we eat healthier food rather than stuffing our bellies with steak, which doesn't serve as much nutritional value as you think.
then why do all my vegan friends take nutritional supplements?
They don't. Unless you've met all vegans and can vouch for that personally.
This guy is my hero. Truly.
Wow.......... Be proud.........
Yer a fkn loser. Narrow minded individual.
If said vegan was female, consider yourself a winner.
'Ais' Is a fucking retard. You don't live longer if your a vegan you live shorter because you don't get the protein and nutrients your body needs. Someones a fucking dumb ass.
Have you ever in your life heard of someone with a protein deficiency? I think you're the dumbass. The only vitamin a vegan can't get from plants is b12 and most people have FAR too much protein in their diet. Read a book.
B12 comes from bacteria found on plants, thats where the cow gets it.
This is wrong, just everything, literally in that whole comment nothing you said is true. You're not very smart are you?
...between this being Indiana, the fact that I'm a vegan, and the fact that I tend to get shittanked enough to not remember what happened... I feel like this could easily have been me. .... ...but I can't remember either way! Nice.
haha suck it hipsters bros for life! -obi wan kenbrobi
Everyone is missing the most important part of this comment, he probably used his Dick.
I want to shake your hand.
Probably deserved it.