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  • You're safe. Vegans don't have enough energy to fight back.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 29, 10 at 4:34pm
  • As a vegan, I actually find this pretty fucking funny.\nBut, if it had happened to me, I'd probably have puked\nall over that person and then beat them senseless.

    Submitted by mouseteeth on Mar 29, 10 at 11:34pm
  • I probably couldn't be vegan if my life depended on it, but my boyfriend is. I can't speak for the nutritional benefits of it, cause he's freakin' skinny, but his cum tastes amazing.

    Submitted by kendi202 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:18am
  • After slapping her with your meat you should of gave her a little protein suppliment to the face.

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 29, 10 at 5:10pm
  • i hope it was your personal meat

    Submitted by yehwhatever on Mar 29, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Northwest Indiana, keepin it real

    Submitted by jraydayrah on Mar 29, 10 at 10:07pm
  • All Vegans deserve a slap in the face with meat.

    Submitted by merdorkeez on Mar 29, 10 at 8:26pm
  • fuckin vegan had it coming. win!

    Submitted by jaybeck2387 on Mar 29, 10 at 7:59pm
  • Also they argue about it because it's hilarious how pissy and defensive people get on the Internet.

    Submitted by thwei on Mar 30, 10 at 7:38am
  • hell yeah!!!!!

    Submitted by kk7708 on Apr 20, 10 at 10:59pm
  • Such a win

    Submitted by htsaints on Apr 11, 10 at 10:33pm
  • EPIC WIN!!! that vegan bitch prob killed herself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Ahhhhhh hahahahahaha! I have done that too!!!!

    Submitted by BunnyBunBun on Mar 31, 10 at 5:16pm
  • Hero, I hope you got a high-five after that

    Submitted by WelcomeChallenge on Mar 30, 10 at 2:11pm
  • MEAT TOSSER!!!!!!

    Submitted by faravamus_prime on Mar 29, 10 at 5:33pm
  • you slapped her with your wiener? i don't think they protest that?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 29, 10 at 4:47pm
  • How could being vegan make you more dehydrated? And the only vitamin you can't get is B12.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 6:41pm
    • You can still get B12. B12 comes from bacteria found on plants. A lot of foods are fortified with it.

      Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:47pm
  • OMG TOTAL WIN

    Submitted by LoveYourPlanet on Mar 29, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 4:55pm
  • Screw them liberal fruitcakes, I woulda slapped her ass too.

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Mar 29, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Why is everyone so intimidated by veganism? Why else would you be attacking it? Just because we they have better sex lives and live longer?

    Submitted by Rose77 on Mar 29, 10 at 11:53pm
    • yeah you guys are healthier except you need to take vitamin supplements to get all the nutrients you need\n\nand i dispute your science sex and longer life spans are far more influenced by other factors than eating meat futhermore veganism can actually be dangerous to your health since it is easier to become dehydrated

      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 30, 10 at 6:18pm
      • You do not need to take vitamins; there is nothing in meat that you cannot get elsewhere. Where the hell did you get the idea that it’s easier to become dehydrated?

        Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:43pm
  • What's so wrong with vegans? Why do people think their entire diet revolves around fat and protein? It doesn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 11:51pm
  • Mushroom stamp!!!!

    Submitted by nightsurgeon on Mar 29, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Haha vegans what a joke unhealthy bastards

    Submitted by hella on Mar 30, 10 at 2:57am
  • hahahahah

    Submitted by sandau on Apr 10, 10 at 2:51am
  • Hmm.. I think natural is the best way to go. Meat or no meat.. Petty arguments on who has a better diet is pretty lame considering we'll all prolly die from toxic shit in the air anyways. :)

    Submitted by thwei on Mar 30, 10 at 7:36am
  • Yeah, if you had any strength at all in your body...you know, from lack of proper nourishment

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:36pm
  • Awesome, love this one.

    Submitted by Chui on Mar 30, 10 at 1:36am
  • hahahaha!!!

    Submitted by bamfsince89 on Apr 18, 10 at 6:46pm
  • Yes. Yes. YES. A metric fuck-load of FUCK YES.

    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 5, 10 at 6:20pm
  • vegan THIS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 1:18am
  • Yor are my new hero there is a girl work that won't eat meat in any sense

    Submitted by 2wmnFKNGaPOLRbr on Apr 3, 11 at 11:15pm
  • LOL @ CAZZO

    Submitted by Serec on Mar 29, 10 at 11:17pm
  • You're my hero

    Submitted by aerofiend on Apr 5, 11 at 7:55pm
  • Just spit out a carrot! That funny!

    Submitted by styx on Mar 30, 10 at 10:23pm
  • FUCK NO FUCK NO YOU DID NOT JUST WASTE A FUCKIN STEAK but if u didn't the YEEEAAAA TAKE THAT YA FUCKIN LOW LIFE

    Submitted by Vund3rV0dk4 on Aug 13, 10 at 2:53am
  • And you just won my heart.

    Submitted by gatsbydream on Mar 31, 10 at 5:44am
  • You guys are dumbasses, vegans don't get key nutrition. I've known a bunch in my life time, they are unhealthy and have to take a lot of pills to make up for what they are eating

    Submitted by lazlow on Apr 1, 10 at 12:40pm
    • No you don't. The ones you know aren't eating balanced meals. No matter if you are a meat eater or a vegan, if you aren't eating right you will get sick. I doubt you know that many. I live in a large city and know only about 10 vegetarians personally and 2 vegans. It's not like everyone you see is going to tell you what they do and don't eat.

      Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:52pm
  • Vegans have smaller brains it was proven in a study. And actually meat is VERY good for you and so are fruit, and vegtables. And actually just because your vegan doesn't mean your healthier. So stfu.

    Submitted by amyxlove on Apr 24, 10 at 2:36pm
  • This guy is my hero. Truly.

    Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 9:48pm
  • Us vegans probably get way more nutrients than you ever will, because we eat healthier food rather than stuffing our bellies with steak, which doesn't serve as much nutritional value as you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 1:54am
    • then why do all my vegan friends take nutritional supplements?

      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 30, 10 at 6:20pm
      • They don't. Unless you've met all vegans and can vouch for that personally.

        Submitted by foreignfire on Mar 30, 10 at 11:34pm
  • COCKSLAAAAAAAP!!!

    Submitted by snybny on Mar 29, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Atta boyyy

    Submitted by NDubLacrosse on Apr 16, 10 at 12:57am
  • Wow.......... Be proud.........

    Submitted by maynard on Mar 29, 10 at 8:02pm
  • If said vegan was female, consider yourself a winner.

    Submitted by Cekil1 on Jun 25, 11 at 6:16pm
  • 'Ais' Is a fucking retard. You don't live longer if your a vegan you live shorter because you don't get the protein and nutrients your body needs. Someones a fucking dumb ass.

    Submitted by joeln17 on Mar 30, 10 at 1:47am
    • Have you ever in your life heard of someone with a protein deficiency? I think you're the dumbass. The only vitamin a vegan can't get from plants is b12 and most people have FAR too much protein in their diet. Read a book.

      Submitted by lettersjumbled on Mar 30, 10 at 10:42am
      • B12 comes from bacteria found on plants, thats where the cow gets it.

        Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:49pm
    • This is wrong, just everything, literally in that whole comment nothing you said is true. You're not very smart are you?

      Submitted by MrMarsden191 on Mar 30, 10 at 12:01pm
  • ...between this being Indiana, the fact that I'm a vegan, and the fact that I tend to get shittanked enough to not remember what happened... I feel like this could easily have been me. .... ...but I can't remember either way! Nice.

    Submitted by by0986 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:31am
  • Screw them liberal fruitcakes, I woulda slapped her ass too.

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Mar 29, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Yer a fkn loser. Narrow minded individual.

    Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 29, 10 at 4:36pm
  • haha suck it hipsters bros for life! -obi wan kenbrobi

    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 29, 10 at 6:05pm
  • I want to shake your hand.

    Submitted by ohheyitsclay on Nov 15, 10 at 2:00am
  • Everyone is missing the most important part of this comment, he probably used his Dick.

    Submitted by Cekil1 on Jun 19, 11 at 2:09am