Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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That sounds like a statement piece.
You beat me to it. Surprised GaGa hasn't done beastuality yet.
GaGa doesn't do beastiality. The person sleeping WITH GaGa does.
Lady Gaga isn't from PA!
*awkward pregnante silence*
Don't know how to tell you this but you did fuck a gopher AND you WERE wearing it as a hat. Everyone was just jealous of you, you trendsetter you.