She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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There is a Rev. Horton Heat song here somewhere.
"Eat steak" he already did it.
Toothless people from Tennessee have to suck their steaks. I heard one entire town ate the same steak for two weeks by passing it around!
Sucking on steak? Was it tube steak? Smothered in goober gravy? With sauteed mushroom caps?
She sounds like a real lady.
Yeah a real "keeper"they should probably go ahead and "marry her"