My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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Sounds like there's an opening...
It's like laundry - you can do it by hand if you really have to, but it takes a lot longer and sometimes it just isn't worth the effort.
That's like saying the escalator stopped working just before I got to the top.
Yeah, if each step on the escalator is 3 feet tall...
not the same. not even close.
Zepar99 is SO right!