I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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wow id at least leave a plan b on the night stand
When the pregnancy test comes back positive, write "Hope you're ready to pay child support" on his windshield in makeup.
yeah because fucking the guy over for the rest of his life with a kid he doesnt want is a greaaaaaat idea
I was being facetious... There needs to be a sarcasm font. =-|
But the man not using a condom and being irresponsible is not a good idea too.\nIt takes two to tango.
Well, if it's half his DNA, I'd say he deserves it. Responsibility, man.
And they say chivalry is dead...
Eww what a dick
He should've just killed you in your sleep
Now isn't that nice...
Never fuck college guys.
Fucking hilarious! That's what u get for letting a dude bareback you!! Always remind us to pull out and give us a target.
you gotta aim for the head
Preferably an open maw
Stay classy East Liverpool