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  • Submitted by thebatman on Apr 4, 12 at 4:24pm

    he also knows you're "loose"

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    Submitted by carter_ronin on Apr 4, 12 at 6:02pm

    twelve positive pregnancy tests ??? because after the fifth two-pack you still weren't sure....

    • 21 44
      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 8:00pm

      for fuck sake its called a condom you whore

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 4, 12 at 4:49pm

    I'm assuming you saying "loose" is a Freudian slip

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    Submitted by DougandPorkchop on Apr 4, 12 at 10:45pm

    You may wanna follow up with another pregnancy test, you can never tell with those tricky things!!!

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      Submitted by lalalindz on Apr 5, 12 at 2:41am

      I can't remember, but I want to say the dog on the show "Doug"'s name was pork chop. if so, you ROCK sir

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    Submitted by brittay37 on Apr 4, 12 at 11:14pm

    Vodka sure is good for that baby.

    • 24 27
      Submitted by Tequilarose on Apr 6, 12 at 10:45am

      Unless vodka helped cause said baby.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 4:19pm

    damn bitch waste much?

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 5:08pm

      seriously a whole Christmas ham..fuck that could feed a family for a month

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        Submitted by kyguy87 on Apr 5, 12 at 8:28am

        With all the tests,sounds like she should have saved the ham

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    Submitted by sloandeepnlong on Apr 5, 12 at 6:02am

    A CHRISTMAS ham?!?!? You do realize it's Easter now? Which means the 3 missed periods make the 12 pregnancy tests redundant!!!

  • 39 35
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Apr 4, 12 at 8:56pm

    mmmmm.....ham.....

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    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 4, 12 at 4:41pm

    Latina. Nice!

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 8:01pm

      with those pencil thin gonorrhea inducing eyebrows

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        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Apr 5, 12 at 9:35am

        ha I salute you. that was a good submission as well

  • 30 36
    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 5, 12 at 9:53am

    OP is a guy...

  • 32 51
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 4, 12 at 4:35pm

    Cool story, bro

  • 33 58
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Apr 4, 12 at 4:48pm

    Actually, sounds pretty much like Columbus to me...

  • 28 49
    Submitted by kittykittymreow on Apr 5, 12 at 1:19am

    Nunu your comments are always the best

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    Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Apr 4, 12 at 4:31pm

    Doesn't matter that it's fake. Shit's funny as hell.

  • 23 51
    Submitted by SMASHLEY802 on Apr 4, 12 at 10:42pm

    Crazy girl