I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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he also knows you're "loose"
twelve positive pregnancy tests ??? because after the fifth two-pack you still weren't sure....
for fuck sake its called a condom you whore
I'm assuming you saying "loose" is a Freudian slip
Vodka sure is good for that baby.
Unless vodka helped cause said baby.
You may wanna follow up with another pregnancy test, you can never tell with those tricky things!!!
I can't remember, but I want to say the dog on the show "Doug"'s name was pork chop. if so, you ROCK sir
damn bitch waste much?
seriously a whole Christmas ham..fuck that could feed a family for a month
With all the tests,sounds like she should have saved the ham
A CHRISTMAS ham?!?!? You do realize it's Easter now? Which means the 3 missed periods make the 12 pregnancy tests redundant!!!
with those pencil thin gonorrhea inducing eyebrows
ha I salute you. that was a good submission as well
Cool story, bro
OP is a guy...
Actually, sounds pretty much like Columbus to me...
Nunu your comments are always the best
Doesn't matter that it's fake. Shit's funny as hell.