She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Gave her the 'ol John Hancock huh?
Must be this long to ride.
That is better than the "USDA Prime" meat inspection marker tramp stamp I saw on this one girl.
Please tell me you used a Sharpie.
^win. Thread over.
Arrrrrrr blunder da booty after ye follow yer treasure map
That is a win.