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  • No the kicking is the baby trying to escape.

    Submitted by mooninacup on Jul 12, 10 at 2:31pm
  • What a stupid cunt

    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:41pm
    • All I have to say: http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=8060\n\nThere is no definitive proof that links moderate cannabis use during pregnancy to abnormalities after birth, physically or mentally. In fact, it can be successfully used for treating symptoms like that of morning sickness, and for about 1-2% of all women, HG (hyperemesis gravidarum) which is a potential life threatening condition if untreated.

      Submitted by Br34kthr0ugh420 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:05pm
      • I don't think you're a terrible person if you get high while you're pregnant, I've known lots of people who did. For some it was the only way they could keep food down. However you ARE getting your baby high too. This is why I chose not to smoke while pregnant. I don't do any drugs or drink. Drinking while you're pregnant is fucking horrible and you should be thrown in jail for that and have your child taken away. Sad part is the damage is already done.

        Submitted by sammar on Jul 13, 10 at 2:00pm
      • My sister smoked throughout both of her pregnancies, and her daughters are two of the happiest and healthiest kids you will ever meet. Why don't you show some intelligence and do a little research to learn the facts before you go ripping apart somebody's lifestyle. Spoon-fed information breeds ignorance.

        Submitted by sanosukecole on Jul 17, 10 at 11:18am
        • Likewise, I went to highschool with two sisters whose mother smoked during pregnancy. First of all, they don't even look normal, secondly, lets not even get into how retarded they are. How sad it must be, being born with a nicotine addiction, and those neurological problems...and not looking quite right.

          Submitted by cottonpuffs on Jul 27, 10 at 1:48pm
        • How about the fact that it’s illegal and giving drugs to minors (including the unborn, since it affects them too) is considered child abuse.

          Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:39am
  • That's just fucked up!! Why in the hell would you want to get high while your pregnant? That just makes you a piece of shit! You shouldn't be able to have kids!

    Submitted by vikingsgirl on Jul 12, 10 at 2:37pm
  • Worst mom ever!

    Submitted by corcor on Jul 12, 10 at 2:27pm
  • wow that's pathetic

    Submitted by tropicaloasis985 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:24pm
  • Good thing my taxes support drug addicts and the 15 children a piece they produce. Gotta love welfare

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:52pm
    • Too fucking bad my taxes don't pay enough for education, so we end up with a school system that produces ignorant pieces of shit like yourself who have no fucking clue 1) how their tax dollars are actually spent or 2) what the lives of the people that receive assistance are actually like, yet feel entitled to bitch about both.\n\nChild welfare programs account for 2% of the taxes you pay, the majority of which goes towards nutrition... and drug use is much higher among suburban kids, you ig

      Submitted by stillhungover on Jul 12, 10 at 5:18pm
      • Wow. Finally, someone with intelligence. *Applause*

        Submitted by PuppetMaster189 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:36pm
      • wonderful.

        Submitted by ontheradiox08 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:10pm
      • *claps vigorously*

        Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:05pm
      • hmmm actually people that recieve assistance come from many different backgrounds, yes some are very useless and have no ambition and are just using the state so they dont have to work and yes having more kids increases all of your benefits. but some are using them while getting by and trying to better themselves. And yes they should drug test all welfare recipients. what i find really sad is that the waiting list for section 8 is like 5 yrs. im sorry but if you put yourself on that list ur

        Submitted by shhh_itsnotme on Jul 13, 10 at 12:16am
      • yes! well said.

        Submitted by seawolf on Jul 14, 10 at 10:16am
    • How do you know this person is on welfare? Even if they are, unless they've never worked and paid taxes, then they themselves have been working to pay for the services they are receiving. I hardly think someone who smokes pot is a "drug addict". Yeah lots of people are drug addicts and abuse they system but just because someone is on welfare doesn't mean they are useless drug addicts who have never paid taxes in their lives. You shouldn't generalize.

      Submitted by sammar on Jul 13, 10 at 2:08pm
      • After my dad died my whole family got financial aid because two jobs still does not pay for four children, regardless of how much we had saved, bills still pile up. I myself have two jobs and I'm paying for most of the expenses however insurance is helping me, but I've paid taxes since I could work, nor am I addicted to any drugs. Broad terms are often incorrect.

        Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 2:47pm
  • wowww i didn't expect that to go on TFLN. I sent that to my friend because they put me on very heavy painkillers that are alright for pregnancy after pregnancy complications when i was in the hospital, so before you say what a bad mother I am, you should be grateful that my kid is doing fine and that I went to the hospital when something was wrong. i've been clean my entire pregnancy. haven't even taken tylenol.

    Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 3:13pm
    • Well, that's a little more understandable.\nBut considering that 95% of the texts on this site are about sex or getting high, I really don't think you can complain about people jumping to the conclusion that you were talking about weed. Especially when you used the word "stoned." Backlash is your own fault, IMO.

      Submitted by mazda1 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:52pm
      • No which is why i'm not angry or complaining because that would be my first reaction too. Which is why I signed up to posted an explanation so people didn't simply assume I'm a stupid unprepared teen parent.

        Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 3:57pm
        • Anyway, you just got one of the worst night texts of all-time posted. Congrats on the mass confusion!

          Submitted by adefiniteproduct on Jul 12, 10 at 9:20pm
          • Thanks! I'm gonna bookmark this for my child to see whenever they're old enough to appreciate the humor in this.

            Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 1:24am
    • i absolutely think youre telling the truth. 100% of these texts have been taken out of context, and thats what makes them funny. If you were were recreationally stoned, i honestly believe you wouldnt have made a user name and gotten on this site to defend yourself. good luck with everything

      Submitted by ayomynameis on Jul 13, 10 at 2:53am
      • Or, I would have freaking out at the negative response, however that's not the case, so I can see people's doubts in my explanation. However I know what happened, I'm amused at how this blew up so quickly for something that was fairly innocent, and it's all in good fun to me.

        Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 2:46pm
    • Whatever, screw what these people think. You were ill and the doctors did the best they could to help you out. I highly doubt you would be trying to defend yourself if you really were doing anything. EVEN if you were smoking herb... WHO CARES?! do you have any idea how much our parents smoked with us?! lol. All these people can go suck it.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 8:51am
      • I know right? Haha my mom didn't smoke during my pregnancy or any of my siblings but she was a hippie, I know of other things she did. I wouldn't doubt she smoked when I was done breastfeeding. It's not hurting us, she's a great mother. No need to crucify that.

        Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 2:43pm
  • Yeah she is a bad mom, she going to have a kid, she should probably think about growing up.

    Submitted by Kelsss92 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Mother of the year...

    Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:46pm
  • She's just angry about Lebron

    Submitted by Glazed on Jul 12, 10 at 3:09pm
    • That is absolutely hilarious and it made me laugh. (I'm only mad because I can't turn in the jerseys for the free beer for another 19 weeks.)

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 1:32am
  • I love how everyone comments different "facts." As if Tunny didn't get it the first 100 times, and if you actually read her comments she was NOT smoking pot. She was on something her DOCTOR prescribed for her so shut the fuck up with your stupid Wikipedia answers. What makes you any better then her?

    Submitted by RisaKaitlyn on Jul 13, 10 at 1:13am
  • Give that baby beef jerky!!!!!!

    Submitted by cdogg on Jul 12, 10 at 2:35pm
  • one of my friends who has cancer is given medicinal marijuana and she just had a baby boy, no birth defects, nothing wrong at all very handsome baby

    Submitted by resagirl617 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:27pm
  • You're the biggest piece of shit I've ever heard of.

    Submitted by Thrax on Jul 12, 10 at 2:55pm
    • Judging by your lack of attention to the circumstances of the text, I would say you don't hear of much anyway.

      Submitted by ohwellk on Jul 27, 10 at 12:00am
  • It should say you're too pregnant to be stoned. Women...

    Submitted by jaydumas on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Shrivelballs- it's called Ginger. It releves nausea, it cost fifty cents and it doesn't hurt the fetus at all.

    Submitted by mooninacup on Jul 12, 10 at 2:51pm
  • Umm, pot is in no way harmful to the baby?

    Submitted by danixlesbo on Jul 12, 10 at 3:24pm
  • Congrats! Your kid will be as retarded as YOU are!

    Submitted by RochesterMNRules on Jul 12, 10 at 3:32pm
  • Hello, birth defects!

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 12, 10 at 2:39pm
  • Read through comments. Was going to laugh initially\nNow I'm going to laugh harder at all the idiots who decided to get into a morallity war\nGet off you fcking high horses and get back on your knees, cocksuckers.

    Submitted by sgmyers on Jul 13, 10 at 3:13am
    • mm Win.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:27am
      • I've been reading all of these posts and I must say you are an amazing person. You seem to make the most sense out of most of these people. thumbs up times a billion

        Submitted by bored090 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:49am
  • Fucking pathetic. This is why pot is still illegal. That bitch is giving the rest of us a bad name.

    Submitted by Bukakke_Shuffle on Jul 12, 10 at 3:00pm
    • k not pot. used to smoke pot. quit when i found out I was pregnant. heavy, hospital-prescribed and monitored painkillers.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 3:17pm
      • so you said stoned and made a very "munchies" related statement because....??\n\nalso, you're not really supposed to use cell phones in hospitals. i'm just saying.

        Submitted by justdroppingby on Jul 14, 10 at 2:03am
        • because, fuck I have no clue, I don't remember sending this. I checked my outgoing messages. Two, munchies and pregnancy cravings are like, literally the same thing, one is triggered by a plant, the other is triggered by a fetus, and is hinting towards making it healthy. Three, nobody cares about using cell phones in hospitals. I was probably bored.

          Submitted by tunny on Jul 14, 10 at 4:30pm
    • Its about to be legal. Follow the news in California.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:46am
  • Tunny this is obviously not your text, and if it is than you lied in your explanation. Pk's don't make you hungry, but weed does. You're a bad liar and mother

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 12, 10 at 5:23pm
    • No they don't make you hungry, but pregnancy cravings do. I happened to be craving beef jerky after seeing some in the car on the way to the hospital.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 6:44pm
  • you're kid is gonna be screwed up big time.

    Submitted by ffoxy on Jul 12, 10 at 3:20pm
  • You people are all so dumb. Smoking cigarettes or pot takes oxygen away from the fetus, thus yes, harming it. What a fucking piece of shit. I feel sorry for that baby :/

    Submitted by sparkles8 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:00pm
  • Why do all you people care so much. For all you know this text is bullshit. It wouldn't be the first fake text we've seen. And even if it is true there's nothing you can do about about so live and let live. Oh and stillhungover... amazing post!

    Submitted by skater518 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:25pm
  • It's one thing to take a few hits in the first trimester when you can't keep FOOD down but to actually get blitzed? Ur a effing MORON

    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 16, 10 at 3:36am
  • I smoked when I was pregnant with my son and he's very intelligent. He learned to walk at 8mos, speak in full sentences at 13mos, and read at 18mos. He's now in 3rd grade, he's in TAG and is taking Junior High level classes. So before you people start criticizing those that smoked pot while pregnant, I suggest you do a little research.

    Submitted by lovetohateme on Jul 13, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Never thought I would say this but I can see myself supporting the FSFUI Act. (Forced Sterilization For Unfit Individuals).

    Submitted by wickedblue on Jul 13, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Ok, whether or not you were/are actually smoking weed, you have got to be the worst mother on the planet... That child should seriously be taken from you and placed in someone else's very capable care. You do realize that you can deny medical treatment. In other words, say no, which you should have done a few months ago at the looks of it. Why would you choose to subject your CHILD to medications when you have the option not to? Seriously kid, come on.

    Submitted by anonymous_1222 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:13am
    • Yes? I have denied medical treatment for an emotional disorder I was born with and I've sacrificed my mental well being for the past five months already, and plan to until I'm done breastfeeding. There ARE medications that are safe during pregnancy at certain points and medications that are never okay. When you get pregnant YOU tell me when you stop taking asprin when you get a headache, cause I have.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 1:28am
  • Haha fucking awsome....FEED ME SEYMORE!

    Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:53am
  • Smoking weed isn't as bad as alcohol or cigarettes during pregnancy. Maybe we should thumb her up for picking the least of three evils? Nah....hahah.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 12, 10 at 3:50pm
  • Glad I read through all comments before posting. Was going to make a snarky comment, but after reading comments from original OP, in context this IS kind funny!

    Submitted by cupper on Jul 12, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Okay nova girl, than explain why your "allowed" to smoke weed while pregnant, but you can't take aspirin. Idk where your from but I never wanna go there.\nThis person should not be allowed to reproduce. And TFLN should be ashamed for putting this on here.

    Submitted by ar4110 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:26pm
    • Because aspirin is a DRUG. Weed is a PLANT.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:41am
      • First off, I didn't say "allowed" its not like you get a out of jail free card if your caught with a dub sack or something. \nAspirin thins your blood. To much aspirin can cause you to get ulcers in your stomach. And you can take it during pregnancy just in small amounts. Just like smoking weed! Smoke a little to stop the morning sickness so that you can eat a little and feed your child with out throwing it all back up before its digested.

        Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 13, 10 at 12:35pm
      • We need more people like you in the world.

        Submitted by lovetohateme on Jul 13, 10 at 2:23pm
  • You should be ashamed of yourself. People like you shouldn't even be allowed to procreate. Fucktard!!!!

    Submitted by Bogie1980 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:53pm
    • Neither should people who actually have "fucktard" in their frequent vocabulary, but you seem to be doing just fine.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:21am
  • Then please give that baby the jerky beef. Oh wait, now all the non beef eaters are gonna rag on you. Oh well, enjoy your life anyway!

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 12, 10 at 8:15pm
  • Say what you want. People are offended so easily by this because it's a helpless baby. He has no control over what his mother is doing and what she's doing CAN cause birth defects. Someone I know smoked pregnant and her baby developed amniotic band syndrome which caused to baby to gave a deformed hand. That she will have her whole life. All because her mom got high while she was pregnant.

    Submitted by steelersgirl43 on Jul 13, 10 at 5:58pm
  • first

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:03pm
  • Uhhh actually smoking while preform can lead to birth defects idiot.

    Submitted by Tito_Labito on Jul 26, 10 at 1:49pm
  • Ghetto-ass Ohioans. Should've known.

    Submitted by tashab on Jul 15, 10 at 5:51pm
  • This one should get some type of TFLN award for causing the most douchebags to get all self-righteously offended.

    Submitted by fsckyou on Jul 13, 10 at 1:03pm
    • I know. This has entirely become some sort of political and moral debate about the ethics of how terrible a mother I am/cannabis smoking during pregnancy.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 2:37pm
  • That's not funny, your child could have developmental issues. How selfish to put your wants over your unborn child needs.

    Submitted by kalley9648 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:57pm
  • Itouch, using "it isn't as bad as.." is never a good argument. I can promise you that you'll be an awful mother. You can't even use reasonable logic.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 12, 10 at 5:04pm
  • RemoRockinFool you are the most retarded person I've ever seen post on TFLN, WOW.

    Submitted by ackritebatch on Jul 12, 10 at 3:51pm
  • One study said that. Thousands have said otherwise. Weed hurts the baby.

    Submitted by Hierro on Jul 12, 10 at 2:55pm
    • Really? Can I please have a link to every single one of these "thousands" of studies? ya know; just for reference. =]

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:45am
    • Anything has a potential to hurt the baby, tylenol, fish, stress. It doesn't mean it will hurt the baby. I have never seen a case where pot hurt an unborn baby. I'm not at all saying go smoke weed while your pregnant, just saying it wont necessarily hurt the baby.

      Submitted by sammar on Jul 13, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Wow. I can't believe this. You win mother of the year already and that baby hasn't even come out yet. Wowwww.

    Submitted by mandamarieB on Jul 12, 10 at 2:55pm
  • and mother of the year award goes to...LOL

    Submitted by NDDT72 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:27am
  • It's not even about it crossing the placenta. Women who are able to smoke marijuana and be pregnant are more likely the ones drinking, smoking cigarettes, and doing other drugs. This is why America is stupid.

    Submitted by Alice on Jul 12, 10 at 3:42pm
  • Smoking marijuana during pregnancy may affect your baby's growth and the development of his nervous system. Studies have shown that children who were exposed to marijuana during pregnancy sometimes have problems focusing their attention and solving problems. Children of heavy pot users may also have problems with short-term memory, concentration, and judgment. NUFF SAID DUMB CUNTS WHO SAY IT'S NOT BAD!!\nhttp://www.babycenter.com/404_is-it-safe-to-smoke-marijuana-durin

    Submitted by isurunner on Jul 16, 10 at 2:13am
  • Am i the only one to point out how there ae pot brownies? You dont have to smoke weed dumbshits

    Submitted by ivanlol on Jul 12, 10 at 6:37pm
  • Cannabis has been used medically for morning sickness for centuries. Do some research before you bad mouth someone. You don't have to smoke to feel the effects either...

    Submitted by anachronic on Jul 12, 10 at 6:11pm
  • Please tell me you're placing for adoption

    Submitted by Fairlight on Jul 12, 10 at 5:41pm
    • Yeah, cause adoptive parents never do anything like smoke pot. Pretty sure I've known many adoptive parents who smoke. Nice try, though.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:07am
  • Be advised, choosing to smoke weed while pregnant will result in your kid becoming a pot head, so the first time you catch him/her smoking your weed, embrace your creation and get stoned with your child. You'll deffinately will be considered a cool mom!!!!!!

    Submitted by truesheetfreak on Jul 13, 10 at 2:10pm
    • I would never do that. Just like my mom knew that I smoked both pot and cigarettes before I got preggo, she didn't care, but she told me that she wasn't helping me get either and she didn't want to catch me doing it. I think that's fair. Don't do it around me, and I'll turn a blind eye. Anything heavier than pot though and we're gonna have some problems.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Idiot

    Submitted by littlemamanyc on Jul 12, 10 at 7:00pm
  • 1. The poster of this already said it wasn't pot\n2. Smoking pot while pregnant doesn't make you the biggest piece of shit ever. While it's not particularly healthy for your baby, there are so many things (prescription meds, alcohol, cigarettes, actual drug abuse, etc) that are much worse and are commonly used by irresponsible pregnant mothers.

    Submitted by superultimate on Jul 12, 10 at 6:20pm
  • get that little sea monkey fucked up!!

    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jul 13, 10 at 12:47pm
  • All of you posting about her being a horrible mom need to get a fucking clue, weed doesn't even cause any birth defects and it's the only drug that doesn't hurt your body.. Calm the fuck down.

    Submitted by PatB on Jul 12, 10 at 5:45pm
  • who comes on TFLN to judge?

    Submitted by ontheradiox08 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:21pm
  • You all need to chill out... It's not your baby... Don't you have better things to do than talk shit to people? Geez

    Submitted by ShelbyC on Jul 13, 10 at 12:19am
  • wooow, dumbass

    Submitted by drunkenfucker on Jul 12, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Well then what kind of friend of urs would submit this to TFLN?! Sounds like ur both fucking assholes!

    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jul 12, 10 at 4:18pm
    • Probably because in context this is actually pretty amusing. Out of context, it just seems like I fail as a parent.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 6:46pm
  • First off people, you don't know if the mother is even smoking! Hell she could have gone to the doctor and the doctor gave her painkillers! Gah shut the fuck up people.

    Submitted by dragonfly15 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:23pm
    • that's what happened, too, hahaha. and i was in the emergency room when i sent this text. they sent me home with painkillers, and for my "mother of the year award", i haven't taken any, because i'd rather deal with the pain than screw up my child.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 3:26pm
      • if you haven't taken any then why were you stoned?

        Submitted by callie8808 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:05pm
        • I haven't taken any since I got home from the hospital. However while I was in admittance there I was hooked up to IV lines which gave me the painkillers. This text was sent from a hospital.

          Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 8:24pm
          • haha but before you said you were in a car looking at beef jerky. face it your story is shot and your a shitty mother already. poor kid

            Submitted by callie8808 on Jul 12, 10 at 8:32pm
            • yes. on the way to the emergency in the car that my mother was driving there was beef jerky they had purchased at a meat store in sourthern ohio after a recent trip. I don't know if you've ever been pregnant but simply THINKING about certain foods or glancing at them can give you cravings.

              Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 1:26am
  • Mmmm I love beef jerky!! ;-) idc what u were "stoned" on becuz that's ur business n u live n America.. Thanx for sharing the txt it made me smile =]

    Submitted by bubbalicious03 on Aug 27, 11 at 2:05am
  • Wow people. Read the follow up comments by the OP please before making yourself look stupid.

    Submitted by tomahto on Jul 12, 10 at 5:59pm
  • Fucked up!!! Nova girl you're a dumb ass. Obviously the reason you're so dumb is cuz your mom smoked too. Weed is harmful to the fetus and is anything but healthy. I swear some people need to get fixed at a young age...like the puppies at SPCA.

    Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 12, 10 at 11:38pm
    • Obviously you know nothing about weed. How about you read a book about it? Or watch one of the hundred movies out there about it? You sound like a real winner to me. I make $25 an hour and have a dodge charger srt, and a 1976 Nova drag car. I bet you still feed off mommy and daddy. And GUESS WHAT? I have my green card! So I do believe I know a little bit more about smoking weed then you do. So shut your face, when it comes to things you know nothing about.

      Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 13, 10 at 12:43pm
  • I just realized something...I hate this woman!

    Submitted by girugamesh on Jul 12, 10 at 3:54pm
  • Wow...it's amazing how many people DON'T do their research. Here's a link that may clear things up for people. All the claims are cited to SPECIFIC studies. Oh, and by the way, SHE WAS NOT USING MARIJUANA!! CHILL OUT AND SMOKE A BOWL PEOPLE!\nhttp://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_myth7.shtml

    Submitted by turkeybacon on Jul 14, 10 at 10:18am
  • wow bitch reported my comment...it was such a good one too. if u were really kidding about being "stoned" you wouldnt of taken it so seriously

    Submitted by krisbE on Jul 13, 10 at 1:19pm
    • woah. didn't report anything so before you call me a bitch realize that MANY people have the power to click the "report" button. i'm simply amused at what a political self-righteous debate this has become and am continuing to follow it. and no I wasn't kidding, but stoned doesn't mean I smoked a ton of pot, it means I was under the influence of other, legally obtained drugs.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Wowww Ohio.

    Submitted by lissa on Jul 12, 10 at 2:51pm
  • If u can't give your body for someone else for 9 months to be sober u shouldn't be bringing kids in this world

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:37am
  • The text is stupid, in MY opionion. Which I am allowed to have. Tunny you're a mom right? If so then don't you have better things to do than sit here on TFLN? I mean seriously the whole being stoned thing is acceptable if your reasoning is what you claim it to be, but leave it be and go be a patent. Get off TFLN and raise your kid.

    Submitted by skeeter22 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:14pm
    • Uhm, my child is kinda marinating for the next few months, I really can't get offline and raise my child, I'm merely an incubator for it for the next approximately 19 weeks. And I've been put on bedrest until tomorrow, so if I want to sit on a laptop and read the explosion my hospital visit has caused, I have as much a right to do that as you do to have an opinion.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 3:23pm
  • no its morse code for "get me the fuck outta here!"

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:18am
  • First off, many people have used medical marijuana for a condition called hyperemesis gravidarum with NO harm to the fetus. Of course, to be used only in case where there is no other option. Second, this woman was not using pot. Listen and think before you judge.

    Submitted by sassydoc9 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:45pm
  • And this text is stupid

    Submitted by ambuhh on Jul 12, 10 at 2:25pm
  • That babys gona be fuuuuuuuucked up

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 12, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Smoking and prego???? FUCK YOU!!

    Submitted by MCorder on Jul 14, 10 at 2:52am
  • Coming from a mother of 2 with pregnancy complications yes, there are medicines that the doctor will allow you to take for complications. being an expecting mother "stoned" probably wasn't the best way to describe what you were feeling, kind of set yourself up.

    Submitted by MagenSmith on Jul 13, 10 at 2:36am
    • No, she really didn't. Because she sent this to her friend in confidence and understand that she probably just used that word usage to appear funnier to her FRIEND. I would have done the same thing.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:28am
  • I'm sorry but if your on painkillers you should not be saying your "stoned"...stop making excuses for this text because your obviously a fucked up parent and don't need to be having a baby...get your shit together

    Submitted by krisbE on Jul 12, 10 at 9:19pm
  • Tunny, you say you didn't take any of the pills and yet, you claim to have posted the text which clearly states that you were under the influence of something or other. I don't get it, sorry!!

    Submitted by skwerly1 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:07pm
  • You shouldn't be smoking anything while you are pregnant. You can't just think of yourself you have to think of the other living human being thats depending on you for like and a healthy start.

    Submitted by XatmajorX on Jul 12, 10 at 10:32pm
    • Your use of the word "think" is entertaining, considering you didn't think not to jump to conclusions about the context of the text.

      Submitted by ohwellk on Jul 26, 10 at 11:51pm
  • jay, I realized that too

    Submitted by graciakate on Jul 12, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Marijuana does NOT cross the placenta. Google Melanie Dreher. She did a study on pregnant women in Jamaica.

    Submitted by x3_sweetpea on Jul 12, 10 at 3:37pm
  • Anyone link a study showingvpot has no ill effects on unborn babies and we'll believe what she does isn't child abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 3:36pm
    • no, but i can provide a link showing that the medicine i was on, while no major studies in humans have been done, is alright to take in moderation during pregnancy and under doctor's orders given that you're a safe distance from the due date, or it will suppress respiratory functions at birth. otherwise it's perfectly safe, including in the second trimester, which I'm in at 21 weeks.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 3:45pm
  • You and your unborn baby should go play in traffic

    Submitted by hateyourface on Jul 12, 10 at 3:05pm
  • well ive heard that pregnant moms use weed to relieve the nausea from morning sickness, and stidies show that it has little or no effect on the baby. this doesnt make her a bad mom at all!

    Submitted by shrivledballs on Jul 12, 10 at 2:30pm
    • sorry, but I doubt the science of someone who uses the name shrivledballs. Who's funding that study, anyway?

      Submitted by chw63 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:41pm
      • And who funded/ is funding your prohibition? And btw, Ronald Regan funded some studies... He didn't like the results so he disregarded them... Why don't you do some research yourself and stop watching the ABOVE THE INFLUENCE commercials at 2 am after you just swerved your way home from wholesome healthy alcohol.

        Submitted by RemoRockinFool on Jul 12, 10 at 3:10pm
        • My prohibition? What the fuck are you talking about? All I'm saying is there is a clear ethical issue with funding a study on the effects of drugs on unborn children. It's like ethics 101. They can't consent to the study. BTW those studies you're talking about were under Nixon's presidency, asshole. And they weren't on fetuses. Throw on a Phish record, smoke a bowl and calm the fuck down.

          Submitted by chw63 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:54pm
        • hahahahha. Yes. Thank You. I'm sure more than half these people bitching about her "smoking" wouldn't think twice about getting wasted and driving themselves around town for a bit. Because you know the statistics of people dying while driving high are completely enough to overtake how much people die from drunk driving. Oh wait... last time I checked... no one dies while driving high... hmmm =]

          Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 8:59am
    • "little or no effect" so there is a chance to have an effect? she is already a terrible mother and the baby hasnt even been born yet

      Submitted by tonyg729 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:49pm
      • Awe you are so worried about the minuscule possibilities of the effects marijuana may or may not have? What about the toxins from your exhaust, or cleaning products, or secondhand smoke... Because you don't like it evil people are surely the only kinds that would dare, right?

        Submitted by RemoRockinFool on Jul 12, 10 at 3:14pm
        • You're a moron. "Fight the power, man!" Fuck off, hippie. Go start a massive debate on some forum over the existence of God, aliens, and the legality of pot. This is not the place.

          Submitted by theriseofcolin on Jul 12, 10 at 4:21pm
  • All u stupid cunts trying to defend smoking while pregnant simply need to be bitch slapped!

    Submitted by Waterborne on Nov 13, 10 at 7:27pm
  • That baby is trying to make you stop.

    Submitted by koolkid99 on Feb 26, 12 at 3:07pm
  • Stupid bitch

    Submitted by ronthebrit on Jul 12, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Wow. Everyone who is calling this mother a piece of shit is fucking ignorant. First of all, it's none of your damn business. Like, yea, she's going to read that and say hey, maybe I should change my life because of what random fuccks on the internet think. Second, smoking a bit of weed while pregnant will NOT harm the baby. It helps with nausea too. As long as your not smoking every day like you used to, nothing will happen. Not to mention she has explained herself, which she didn't need to do

    Submitted by bananahammok on Jul 16, 10 at 11:32am
  • Granted, the majority of people have experimented with drugs, cigarettes, or alcohol at some point in their lives, but when you're caring for another life that kind of shit HAS to stop. You have a fucking baby who is depending on you. Shame on you for being such a selfish, wreckless mother. That baby deserves better.

    Submitted by livestellar on Jul 13, 10 at 3:26pm
  • No tunny you're probably just a regular pregnant teen

    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:32pm
    • Not really. After I got pregnant I took steps to graduate early, got a second job, and took classes to cut a year off my nursing program. I grew up instead of did stupid shit.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 12, 10 at 8:28pm
  • I would love to know how many of you are doctors or scientists and actually KNOW what "research" has proven.

    Submitted by lovetolove on Aug 18, 10 at 12:32am
  • Thanks for making cleveland look awesome. Dammit.

    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 4:37am
  • Honestly, whoever is commenting on this can't keep her shit straight..but either way, who cares. It's just a stupid text.

    Submitted by lilmissunshine on Jul 13, 10 at 7:55am
    • Actually, I've read all of her posts and the story seems to fit pretty well. Maybe all you anti-cannabis ralliers just don't have enough sense to be able to understand it =] pretty sad. I smoke weed every day and I got it. Maybe you should go back to kindergarten.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:04am
  • Wow you stupid fucking cunt. I pray to god you are giving that baby up for adoption.

    Submitted by angieee on Jul 12, 10 at 4:40pm
  • Wow. You are a terrible person.

    Submitted by brittanyrae on Jul 12, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Wow and the mother of the year award goes to...

    Submitted by elktracks on Jul 12, 10 at 3:21pm
  • My mom smoked when she was pregnant with me, and I'm perfectly fine. Occasional smoking wont harm the baby, you just have to be very careful. But I still wouldn't smoke if I was pregnant.

    Submitted by wadafuxupvanna on Jul 13, 10 at 12:21pm
  • Hey come over here I need to tell you something at the edge of this flight of stairs!

    Submitted by monomaniastudio on Jul 12, 10 at 3:15pm
  • For all of you people saying all "young" mothers are automatically bad parents that don't deserve their kid, go fuck yourselves. There are good and bad parents of every age. I have a two year old and I'm only twenty one. Does that automatically make me an awful mother who deserves to have my child taken away? Because I guarantee I'm just as good of a mother as someone who O's older and "more capable" or whatever.

    Submitted by chikichikiwahwah on Oct 12, 11 at 12:36am
  • It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution.

    Submitted by gir420 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Wow! Regardless I whether it was pain killers or weed..what right does that give anyone to judge her for what she's done? I can guarantee most of you that posted have never been pregnant so you don't realize you get cravings. Some people refer to them as munchies. And besides this is effing TFLN not some political/moral debate.

    Submitted by cynfullysweet on Jan 12, 12 at 4:02am
  • Read what the op said come on people.

    Submitted by andilyn on Jul 12, 10 at 7:22pm
  • @ifsheapinsfast.. Offended? No I'm not offened! Annoyed that someone is stupid enough to get high while their pregnant and risk the chance of harming the baby, yes! And if I'm not mistaken everyone is entitled to their own opinions and if my opinion is that this bitch doesn't deserve to have a baby then so be it. I don't say shit about your opinions! So my advice is for you to shut the fuck up!

    Submitted by vikingsgirl on Jul 12, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Kill yourself

    Submitted by rocketpower on Jul 12, 10 at 3:22pm
  • We need to just pass a peace pipe around this page imo..

    Submitted by bored090 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:51am
  • Get an abortion. It's legal for a reason. Stop wasting my tax dollars cunt

    Submitted by PhoebeMichelle on Jul 12, 10 at 11:45pm
    • Get a sense of reality. It's important for a reason. Stop wasting our communal air, cunt.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:06am
    • Right, because my choice to bring another life into the world and not end it prematurely without any judgement is a worse decision than your assumption that I ingested THC in my body while being an incubator to it. I'm a bad mother because I choose not to kill a baby.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 2:36pm
      • I think you're a horrible person that shouldn't even be called a mother because you were not smart enough and selfless enough to NOT bring a child into this world under your lack of moral and ethical responsibility. In most cases, a woman of your age should not have a child anyway, adoptive parents could do a much better job raising a child based off of more life experience that you could not possibly have. They know how to be selfless, and put the child first, which you obviously cannot do right n

        Submitted by anonymous_1222 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Are you fucking kidding me. I can't fucking believe this

    Submitted by whatchasaying on Jul 12, 10 at 10:29pm
  • That baby will be the next Rainman

    Submitted by jrm261 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:36pm
  • You dumb bitch! I wish I knew who you were. I like smoking too, but while your pregnant?!?!?!? F u

    Submitted by missjesika on Jul 14, 10 at 1:21am
  • Good luck with that little Ted Bundy you're gestating- LOOK OUT HARVARD!! Stupid druggie Biyatch!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 12, 10 at 4:47pm
    • Do you have any idea how many Harvard students smoke pot? No? then shut up. Because I promise you, it's a good amount.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:12am
    • Tell me, do you attend Harvard? Have you ever? What about drugs? Ever done them? Please show me the correlation here.

      Submitted by ohwellk on Jul 26, 10 at 11:56pm
  • OP=dumb cunt

    Submitted by realtree on Jul 13, 10 at 10:03am
  • Wow u r a fuck up

    Submitted by TAC on Jul 12, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Are you fucking retarded? If your not that baby defiantly will! Fucking jackass

    Submitted by browngirl3 on Dec 18, 10 at 9:43am
  • Holy shit people, how about you go read up on smoking pot. Even if this girl was smoking weed (which she wasn't) it would not hurt the baby. You all are jumping the gun here. Smoking weed is one of the best ways to not have morning sickness, my cousins doctor told her this while she was with child. And now she has her baby and he is in great health and is a happy little guy. My mom smoked with me and I am fine! Hell I bet most of your mothers did!

    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 12, 10 at 9:30pm
    • Yeah at least thats what she wants you to think

      Submitted by XatmajorX on Jul 12, 10 at 10:29pm
      • Someone would not take the time to come on here and tell other wise. She used the wrong word for it, but what other word should she have used? "I'm to drugged up to be...." that sounds worse in my opinion.

        Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 13, 10 at 12:24pm
  • What's sad is the mother is prob on welfare and a medical card, can't afford the child she is having, but can smoke pot!!! Yea, this is what the system does for us, let's loser mistreat their children and we have to pay for it!!!!

    Submitted by raynie_27 on Jul 14, 10 at 12:23am
    • What's sad is that you're probably game for reproducing one day, when you can't ass yourself not to generalize and make assumptions. This is what the system does for us - funnels money away from programs that might actually inform the public and not give us ignorant citizens such as yourself. Oh, and it's *lets, by the way.

      Submitted by ohwellk on Jul 26, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Lol u r all retards saying she's a bad mother

    Submitted by hello_all958 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:11pm
  • What the hell part of no drugs while prego do u not understand!!!!

    Submitted by maykay299 on Jul 12, 10 at 8:58pm
  • Mother of the Year! Yeah! ...No!

    Submitted by KGR on Jul 13, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Just an update, my son turns 6 months old in 4 days, is crawling, using a sippy cup, identifying "ba-ba" as an object and not babble, and was born one week before my due date with no problems or complications, and I've been promoted to manager at one of my jobs, as well as recently signing the lease on our new apartment. So I'd like that mother-of-the-year award now, because I sure deserve it more than some of you morons who couldn't comprehend anything I said. Happy b

    Submitted by tunny on May 11, 11 at 12:11am
  • Apparently your mommy didn't give you the sex talk because you obsiously don't want that baby. I hope the baby kicks it's way out of you you dumb cunt

    Submitted by person on Jul 15, 10 at 7:38pm
  • I work with a lady whos dr told her to smoke a small amout of pot to help with Nausea... Not that much tho.

    Submitted by ellis4592 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:58pm
  • What a cunt ......yoir aware the states gonna take your baby from you after the birth right?? Its women like you that make men see us as not equal i hope you choke on your morning sickness vomit you selfish gutter slut

    Submitted by fkyou420 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:42am
  • Haha ilike mooninscup's post xD

    Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 12, 10 at 7:24pm
  • Your all a bunch off dumb asses. Shut the fuck up nobody cares

    Submitted by RAMPAGE11995 on May 31, 11 at 4:46pm
  • Gah! Stop complaining about the post! It's one here for entertainment, not for you to scold her

    Submitted by ellielikesphish on Jul 13, 10 at 12:03am
  • Me and my kids all thought this was hilarious loll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 6:32pm
  • tunny you are a terrible liar haha

    Submitted by trizzy on Jul 27, 10 at 7:27pm
  • I love how most everyone on here is yelling at this girl for smoking while being pregnant, however, when an abortion text comes up, everyone tells the girl she is a genius for killing the baby. But I'm not condoning being high while pregnant because it might as well be the same as getting an abortion. Use your brains people and realize that BOTH are WRONG.

    Submitted by cbomblisse on Apr 30, 11 at 9:56am
  • Congrats, you're giving birth to Hellen Keller

    Submitted by BigBoy13 on Feb 17, 11 at 4:52am
  • if you guys have morals get the fuck off this site you fucking retards! go take your complaining to your mommies, pussies

    Submitted by br00k3 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:19pm
  • I think it should be illegal for anyone with an IQ below 80 to reproduce. It's dumbasses like this who are polluting the gene pool.

    Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 12, 10 at 11:58pm
    • Oh yeah? Do you happen to have an actual record of her IQ? That's pretty extreme. Stalker.

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 9:26am
  • BEST MOM EVER!

    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 13, 10 at 12:22am
  • mom?

    Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 10:05pm
  • This text blew the f*ck up quick on TFLN

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 13, 10 at 1:28am
    • right? hahaha. i didn't realize my medical problems were that big of a legal and ethical debate when it came to cannabis use during pregnancy. i didn't realize people who actually came to this site had enough morals to object to drug use during pregnancy, however misguided their judgement may be.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 13, 10 at 1:59am
  • Well she might be trying to kill it.... I mean she already is doing something bad so yeah

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Would you let your now 6 month old smoke weed?

    Submitted by trouble1990 on Nov 9, 11 at 2:05pm
  • ROFL! I FUCKING LOVE THIS ONE!!!

    Submitted by danielleeycakes on Jul 26, 10 at 6:27am
  • OHIO! Bleckkk!!! Horrid place.

    Submitted by my235 on Nov 16, 11 at 9:08pm
  • Dumb ass bitch..,

    Submitted by Thunderzz on Oct 23, 10 at 12:50am
  • Talk about cold hearted

    Submitted by foxx27 on Jul 13, 10 at 2:38am
  • Ur kids ganna be retarded

    Submitted by jeenyus487 on May 3, 11 at 2:48am
  • Also, you said you didn't remember sending this text and couldn't find it in your outgoing messages so how are you sure it's yours? Idiot.

    Submitted by tashab on Jul 15, 10 at 5:56pm
    • because one of my friends, who apparently I had sent this out in a mass text, said that they saw it on here, so I went and looked, and she said it was exactly what I sent her but she didn't submit it and wanted to know if I did. So I mass texted my phone book asking if I sent it to anyone else and I did. to a lot of people.

      Submitted by tunny on Jul 15, 10 at 11:41pm
      • Wow, you're apparently not responsible enough for a cell phone even. What makes you think you can properly care for a child?

        Submitted by anonymous_1222 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:02am
        • I'm not responsible enough for a cell phone because I sent a text message out under the influence prescription drugs while under the care of a doctor at a hospital? Why the /fuck/ are you on this website if you feel people who send text messages under the influence of mind altering substances are too irresponsible to handle one? This is probably not the best place for you.

          Submitted by tunny on Jul 17, 10 at 2:26pm
  • Take a hit of crack plz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Pot don't hurt unborn babies!! U people are stupid who think so ask any doctor at least she ain't drinking and smoking cigs you all are fucking dumb

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44pm
    • This is a wonderful use of grammar from someone claiming that everyone else is "fucking dumb". Also, learn to spell you hypocritical moron.

      Submitted by theriseofcolin on Jul 12, 10 at 4:18pm
      • Oh, the old "you're grammar isn't correct, you must be an idiot" argument. Not actually valid. This is the internet, moron.\n\nWas my grammar good enough for you?\n\nSMOKE WEED EVERY DAY! =]

        Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 8:56am
  • I'm not disagreeing with the poor lack of judgement/morals on the mums part but there has been research on the effect of marijuana on babies during pregnancy done over 30yrs and still ongoing

    Submitted by hulahoophaze on Jul 12, 10 at 6:13pm
    • There are studies go on everyday....so what. What's the point?

      Submitted by XatmajorX on Jul 12, 10 at 10:30pm
  • dumb fuckin cleveland whore

    Submitted by mossy4 on Sep 8, 10 at 4:40pm
  • Weed does not effect the baby at all. She's stupid because she's still doing it, but it doesn't mean she's a bad mom.

    Submitted by skeeter22 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:35pm
  • just to give everyone a heads up. 1) having a mental or mood disorder is hard enough adding to that hormones

    Submitted by zlewis83 on Jul 14, 13 at 8:32pm
  • I'm at 6 months in my pregnancy. I smoke weed and it is way less harmful than tobacco and hard drugs. I'm 19 and will be a great mom. Fuck all of you.

    Submitted by itouch on Jul 12, 10 at 4:54pm
    • I can't decide whether this is too ridiculous to be true and you're a troll or you are being serious, in which case you're just trash.

      Submitted by Taipan on Jul 12, 10 at 5:54pm
    • and not smoking at all is way less harmful than any of that. dumb bitch you can't stop for 9 months for the sake of your child?

      Submitted by callie8808 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:09pm
    • No its not better than smoking and/or hard drugs and it actually effects your lungs a lot worse than cigarettes do, and unlike cigarettes the lung damage from weed is permanent, it wont go away. So you already a sucky mother.

      Submitted by XatmajorX on Jul 12, 10 at 10:27pm
    • You think you'll be a great mother at 19... you're 6 months pregnant and still smoking pot. What the fuck is wrong with you? Can you take a single moment out of your haze filled day to think of the human being you are about to bring into the world?

      Submitted by anonymous_1222 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:21am
    • You go girl =]

      Submitted by yourviewaskewed on Jul 13, 10 at 8:54am
    • My mom smoked pot while pregnant with me, I was valedictorian of my high school. I smoked pot while pregnant with my daughter, she's in advanced classes. Most people jump to conclusions without bothering to do any research. Good luck with your journey, hon :)

      Submitted by fsckyou on Jul 13, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Fuck you if you do drugs an your prego.

    Submitted by impooping on Jul 13, 10 at 3:26pm
  • First

    Submitted by ambuhh on Jul 12, 10 at 2:24pm