I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Mother of the year! Next, trip to rehab. Maybe there is a discount for 2.
um not exactly sure that you can get away with MAILING drugs. thats what cartels and buttholes are for right?
WTF is up with all these losers correcting spelling mistakes do u have nothing better to do get a fuking life
i guess I'm a FUCKING loser. if youre going to diss people, at least make it hard for them to FUCK with you back.
I just have a weird feeling this is completely untrue ...
I know a lot of moms that would do this. Wish my mom would, but she compares weed to crack.
This is fake because no one would send shroom chocolate without a warning letter. Imagine biting into it and realizing it tastes like shrooms and you're about o trip balls
which is exactly why SOMEONE would do it. and he never said there wasn't a note in the care package. all you people who call fake on every single text need to just realize that your lives are waayyyyyy more dull than some peoples, and just because you aren't having any fun or you don't have the worlds greatest mom, it doesn't mean that we aren't, or don't. Miracles can happen kids.
Btw rerun you spelled dumbass wrong, DUMBASS.
You spelled Reran wrong hahaha
Super jealous of your mom's packages!!!!
I'll call bullshit
This mom needs serious help. Lucky ass kid though
Shmocolate bar <3
wish my mom would fucking do that
Sounds like ur mom wants to get in ur pants
Uhm..i want a mom like that!!!
as much as i would love to believe this you cant rlly mail drugs they scan it so unless she personally handed it to the op this isnted true
Holy shit.... That's amazing.
Ok If u think it's fake, or you think it's stupid. Keep it to yourself. Your annoying, and idiots.
Text to flirt: my name is Ariel and my number is 307 321 96two two
If you brain donors don't like having somebody point out you misspelled a word you should've learned in grade school, why not spell it correctly in the first place? Does it take longer? Oh maybe it does and God forbid you should do anything that takes time away from your "exciting" adult lives of stuffing drugs, alcohol and sugar down your throats courtesy of mommy.
If you are so adamant about the spelling that these people should have learnt in elementary school, then you should also be worried about your own grammar. The grammar that also should have been learnt in elementary school.
Amazing mom. Does she blow you too?
Btw. I hate ppl who type like this b/c they r idiots.
I never got this in CoD...
Hey! Smile guy, shut ur face!
Best mother EVER
I would love to find out that you're a long lost sib, op...
Most of these r fake, y would u post stuff bout drugs anyway. They r all the same
Btw thx 4 stickin up 4 me blah_blah_blah
Double Stuf* Oreos... you spelled it wrong.
Btw u spelld sent wrong dumass
Mr. Placmnt, I spelled it wrong due 2 the comedic effect. So, in short you are the dumass\n\n-aww, man u just got owned! (pwned)