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  • 56 24
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 3, 12 at 7:43pm
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    "Yesterday, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

  • 46 23
    Submitted by Joanie_FTW on Nov 3, 12 at 3:34pm
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    That wasn't a costume.

  • 47 26
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 3, 12 at 6:35pm
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    Talk about getting some tail!

  • 46 24
    Submitted by fugachumi on Nov 3, 12 at 3:19pm
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    While the girl was in a kangaroo costume or you were in a kangaroo costume

    • 21 20
      Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 3, 12 at 6:36pm
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      ^this. This sentence is just a grammatical cluster fuck.

      • 18 23
        Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Nov 3, 12 at 8:54pm
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        Thank you, good sir.

  • 41 27
    Submitted by Micholder on Nov 3, 12 at 5:23pm
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    It doesn't count if you only get into her pouch...

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    Submitted by ashbuhbee on Nov 4, 12 at 7:51am
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    Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas.