I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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"Yesterday, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
Groucho as Capt Spaulding
Talk about getting some tail!
While the girl was in a kangaroo costume or you were in a kangaroo costume
^this. This sentence is just a grammatical cluster fuck.
Thank you, good sir.
It doesn't count if you only get into her pouch...
That wasn't a costume.
Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas.