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  I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.

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• "Yesterday, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 3, 12 at 7:43pm

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  • Groucho as Capt Spaulding

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 6, 12 at 11:22pm

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• Talk about getting some tail!

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 3, 12 at 6:35pm

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• While the girl was in a kangaroo costume or you were in a kangaroo costume

  Submitted by fugachumi on Nov 3, 12 at 3:19pm

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  • ^this. This sentence is just a grammatical cluster fuck.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 3, 12 at 6:36pm

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    • Thank you, good sir.

      Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Nov 3, 12 at 8:54pm

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• It doesn't count if you only get into her pouch...

  Submitted by Micholder on Nov 3, 12 at 5:23pm

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• That wasn't a costume.

  Submitted by Joanie_FTW on Nov 3, 12 at 3:34pm

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• Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas.

  Submitted by ashbuhbee on Nov 4, 12 at 7:51am

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