Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I hear he has an identical twin brother...
It's always good to have goals
This is way too awesome..
I bet this is how her mom ended up.
but you told yourself beforehand you are about to make a mistake. besides who wants to be friends with a fatty in a moomoo in the future? you are on your own