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  • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 20, 12 at 3:44pm

    Stick your dick in her ass then sign the divorce papers

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      Submitted by porksword on Sep 20, 12 at 7:49pm

      Yeah, she'll give you a reach around to your wallet.

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        Submitted by ck24 on Sep 21, 12 at 1:14am

        AND...she will get a bitchsmack to the mother fucking face... the day some slut thinks she can pull that shit on me is the day she loses everything...

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 20, 12 at 3:49pm

    She's not an ex until the papers are signed, so you're legally entitled to tap that ass

  • Submitted by karazyboys on Sep 20, 12 at 7:19pm

    Fucked my ex wife in her car right before she fucked me in divorce court.

  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 20, 12 at 6:45pm

    Fuck her prison style. Go all out and beat the shit outa that twat and make sure she cant walk right by the time you're done. Then blow your load all over the papers and tell her consider them signed! BOOM!

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      Submitted by ck24 on Sep 20, 12 at 7:42pm


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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 20, 12 at 9:47pm

    I bet they got married because the sex was great, but there wasn't enough "other" stuff there to sustain the relationship, and so they're getting divorced. They're gonna keep screwing, and get remarried in about six years when they both realize that they're the best thing that ever happened to each other and they've gained the maturity that lets them figure out how to make a marriage work.

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      Submitted by SovietStar on Sep 21, 12 at 10:20pm

      This sounds exactly like my ladyfriend and I, except I married and divorced some other cunt during those six years.

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    Submitted by zengame on Sep 20, 12 at 3:04pm

    A mixed message if I ever saw one.

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    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Sep 20, 12 at 11:22pm

    Sounds like she still wants half of you.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 20, 12 at 9:04pm

    Flipping a wife to an ex and a fuck buddy is winning!

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    Submitted by BigCountry615 on Sep 27, 12 at 4:21pm


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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Sep 21, 12 at 2:30am

    Some therapy required...

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    Submitted by crazyizzy on Sep 20, 12 at 6:35pm

    Sounds like a perfect visit

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 3:47pm

    Sounds like she's nucking futs...OP needs a hot blonde 20 something y/o with a wild side, who dresses slutty, and huge funbags.

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      Submitted by Bubula on Sep 20, 12 at 4:19pm

      who says the ex isnt a young hot blond?

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        Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 11:49pm

        The point I was trying to make was show her that she's the ex for a reason, and that you've moved on. Or discuss the papers and fuck her, but make sure she feels the grudge in the fuck...

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      Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 20, 12 at 5:10pm

      this a really specific reply....

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    Submitted by sweetHOMEalabama on Sep 21, 12 at 7:14pm

    Hell if the sex was any good I might not be divorcing him.

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    Submitted by bldrmn on Sep 22, 12 at 1:24am

    Run. Like. Hell.\nUnless you want to give away your stuff..... and money..... and pride.

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    Submitted by Micholder on Sep 20, 12 at 5:20pm

    Have her lick your ass, fuck hers, cum in her hair, wipe your dick on the comforter and leave the signed papers on the nightstand...then go home to your new girlfriend smiling and happy!

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      Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 21, 12 at 4:44am

      After the papers use the master bath. Leave door open slightly and take huge dump. Use one of towels you were never allowed to touch to wipe your ass. On your way out leave door open.................

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    Submitted by notsodiva on Sep 22, 12 at 5:04pm

    Likely hood is they are better at being bang buddies than spouses. The divorce probably isn't terrible or ugly just two people that decided they didn't work well as a couple.

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    Submitted by redwhitebluegirl on Sep 20, 12 at 3:27pm


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    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 20, 12 at 4:58pm