My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Stick your dick in her ass then sign the divorce papers
Yeah, she'll give you a reach around to your wallet.
AND...she will get a bitchsmack to the mother fucking face... the day some slut thinks she can pull that shit on me is the day she loses everything...
She's not an ex until the papers are signed, so you're legally entitled to tap that ass
Fucked my ex wife in her car right before she fucked me in divorce court.
Fuck her prison style. Go all out and beat the shit outa that twat and make sure she cant walk right by the time you're done. Then blow your load all over the papers and tell her consider them signed! BOOM!
A mixed message if I ever saw one.
Just what I was going to say!
I bet they got married because the sex was great, but there wasn't enough "other" stuff there to sustain the relationship, and so they're getting divorced. They're gonna keep screwing, and get remarried in about six years when they both realize that they're the best thing that ever happened to each other and they've gained the maturity that lets them figure out how to make a marriage work.
This sounds exactly like my ladyfriend and I, except I married and divorced some other cunt during those six years.
Sounds like she still wants half of you.
The better half!
Flipping a wife to an ex and a fuck buddy is winning!
Some therapy required...
Sounds like a perfect visit
Sounds like she's nucking futs...OP needs a hot blonde 20 something y/o with a wild side, who dresses slutty, and huge funbags.
who says the ex isnt a young hot blond?
The point I was trying to make was show her that she's the ex for a reason, and that you've moved on. Or discuss the papers and fuck her, but make sure she feels the grudge in the fuck...
this a really specific reply....
Hell if the sex was any good I might not be divorcing him.
Likely hood is they are better at being bang buddies than spouses. The divorce probably isn't terrible or ugly just two people that decided they didn't work well as a couple.
Have her lick your ass, fuck hers, cum in her hair, wipe your dick on the comforter and leave the signed papers on the nightstand...then go home to your new girlfriend smiling and happy!
After the papers use the master bath. Leave door open slightly and take huge dump. Use one of towels you were never allowed to touch to wipe your ass. On your way out leave door open.................
Run. Like. Hell.\nUnless you want to give away your stuff..... and money..... and pride.