I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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You're doing it wrong.
I came here just to post this... :(
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
listen. overusing exclamation marks is like using drugs. to you, they seem fun but to everyone else you look retarded. pull it back a little.
START TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOUR PENIS IS!
In Soviet Russia, girls' shoes get hammered and talk about how awesome girls are!
Aww jr high was so fun
Holy fucking caps lock abuse
Are we at the same party?
Make it to 11 and you'll have plans for the rest of the night though.
Bang one if them.
Bang all of them.
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF CAPS LOCK USAGE ON THIS SITE LATELY
I TOTALLY AGREE. ITS GETTING OUT OF HAND.
@Schlop .. If you aren't getting your dick sucked there's probably a good reason for it.
It's your fault. Hand in your man card
You should rethink the girls you hang out with, I guess.
don't even get me started. so many shitty nights drinking with girls. how many have cried yet? dear all girls reading this: stop being so fuckin lame and suck my dick or something
That's what you get for going out drinking with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.
Pleasure_Pirate, ftw! hahaha
And how does anybody know that this isn't a girl posting this?? And what is she gonna bang 'em with? Her big pink sparkly dildo right after she gives 'em roofies...don't think so guys
Why the hell not? lol
We need a like button for the comments.
OP likes men
Pretzels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!
Your hanging out with the wrong girls!!!!!
Looks like it's up to you to get the orgy started. God Speed.
So why not whip out your dick?
Really? We talk about our boobs... :)
Yeah we tend to do that....
It looks like it's up to you to get the orgy started. God speed.
@Itsprty - good call, no sarcasm. I get my dick wet often enough, but I wanna shoot myself when I drink with a bunch of girls. I usually end up leaving and finding something more fun to do
JUST BECAUSE YOU USE ALL CAPS DOESNT MEAN YOURE IMPORTANT
They're bored because they are not being taken advantage of duhhhhhh they miss the roof....ies hshahahah
Better than it being 2am, everyones been bawling their eyes out over nothing since 9, and you're the only sober one.
And no ass?
Darn, they aren't interested in you. Better get the moves on, holmes.
im too drtunk four this thsit
Fuck yes! I feel yu on that shit! I"m a female but never chill with them! To many bitches!
First!!!! Lmao ur all losers. I WON bitches!!