Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Give a hoot, help him shoot.
And how many licks did it take to get to the center?
That's a different owl. It only would take him thrrrrrrrree. Hootey was an ecology owl, he licks till its completely clean.
Best response I've ever seen, informational and entertaining. You are a gem Pork, a Gem!
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I do that for my wife all the time. Luv going down - favorite thing to do. :)
So does my husband, you are a good man, if your wife is anything like me you must get thank you head A LOT.
I wish my wife returned the favor.
that's just not right.
@finalflash, I dont know how you can say hes doing anything wrong? Making a girl cum ever 11 minutes is pretty damn good! I doubt you'd find any woman out there that would complain about that. Im sure it could be done faster, but girls like to be teased and have the tension build up til they explode!
All those years of practicing on a Tootsie Pop finally paid off.
Ok, now you be the blowfish!
Now that is a good damn night! HOOTY HOOO!!!
Seems like the beak would hurt. Good thing he didn't talon-bang you I guess.
Dedication to the game. I can appreciate that! I love going down on woman as much as I love them going down on me. No reciprocation needed.
That was our high school mascot....hmmmmm.
That sounds exhausting.
An orgasm every 11 minutes? Orally?! I can't help but say, you're doing it wrong.
Not if you tease them.
It's not about having lots of fast orgasms. Quality orgasms take time.
Give a hoot don't pollute, mkay