Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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Don't blame your colossal failure on your wingman. He kept you from fucking the fat bitch and presented you with the opportunity to get a twofer. You can lead a horse to pussy....
that's your problem, not your wingmans.
Just fyi...turning down a threesome isn't magic, it's stupidity.
Hopefully your wingman took advantage of your mistake!
Turning down a threesome isn't magic, it's a LIFE FAIL. Hope your wingman was charlie sheen because he was probably WINNING after ufuk'dup
You suck at life, kill yourself.
your wingman can get the girls to like you aka offer for threesome your fault if you didnt make it happen.
W_T_F ur my new best frend!! all ur comments made me LOL :3
What you don't know is that he saved you from a two guy one girl threesome. He's a good wingman.
dude your friend sucks
Most of you are fucking stupid. His wingman sucks because HE prolly turned down the threesome for him
yeah, either that or the friend wouldn't let him fuck the girls for whatever reason...either way his friend is a douche, he should've just given him a condom
I'm a girl, never had a threesome, and would love to play with your wingman...
This is completly the wingman's fault.
I think that's called "growing as a person". Before you know it, you'll be turning down free beer.