I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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they're using proper punctuation and grammar you idiot, so stfu
At least ya HEAR them havin sex and ya didn't walk in on them. That image will haunt ya the rest of yer life.
that was a fear of mine in high-school right up there with dead Asian girls now I just don't care..and id fuck the Asian chick if she crawled out my tv
I would rather the dead chick crawled out my tv than have this image burned into my mind for the last 35 yrs.
Well, in that case, I'm proud of her too!
Just because someone has an illness, or a disability, doesn't mean they're not a sexual person. Go her!
I'm proud of her too. Good on her.
Oh it is a drill. He's drilling her.
There were so many pauses, I began to wonder if my inner voice had developed a stutter...
Reading with all these commas is like trying to re-enact a william shatner monologue
Hello Binghamton!!! I knew it was only a while before the 607 made an appearance.
SEX haven't had that in a long time hoo wants to do it with me I'mma boy
So. Many. Commas.
The mom is 55, it must be many pause!
oscar wilde would be proud