I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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I would like to see the meeting where that policy was decided on..."Sex allowed on the trampoline...Yea or Nay"
Funny... it's against my policy to give a shit about HOAs.
Dear mr smith we of the homeowners association regret to inform you that your antics on the trampoline on the night of July 7 2012 have resulted in noise complaints and lude and lucivious behaviour complaints. Please refrain from said activity
Yea, cause a letter saying it's against policy is really gunna stop anyone from doing that? It might actually encourage me to do it so I could frame that letter!
Dear HOA, please stop concerning yourself with my naughty bits and go back to pestering people over painting their house the wrong color and having unauthorized window boxes.
dear HOA I apreciate your concern and will refrain from doing it on the trampoline but you might want to hose down your unauthorized window boxes because I just painted your house.
If I'm buying my home, then go fuck yourself. We bought in a non HOA community for this reason. Fucking yuppies.
Yeah, I'd frame that if I were you!
That sounds like a recipe for a fractured dick...
A little know fact is that device was originally called a "Jumpoline". Then an incident like this happened.
The punch line is: "until your momma jumped on one in 1972."
LOVE trampoline sex!!
Doesn't matter had sex.