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  • Submitted by DemonicDuck on Jul 9, 12 at 12:14pm

    I would like to see the meeting where that policy was decided on..."Sex allowed on the trampoline...Yea or Nay"

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jul 9, 12 at 10:59am

    Funny... it's against my policy to give a shit about HOAs.

  • Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jul 9, 12 at 1:00pm

    Dear mr smith we of the homeowners association regret to inform you that your antics on the trampoline on the night of July 7 2012 have resulted in noise complaints and lude and lucivious behaviour complaints. Please refrain from said activity

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    Submitted by Miss_Monroe on Jul 9, 12 at 9:17pm

    Fun killers

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 9, 12 at 11:01am

    Yea, cause a letter saying it's against policy is really gunna stop anyone from doing that? It might actually encourage me to do it so I could frame that letter!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 9, 12 at 8:07pm

    Dear HOA, please stop concerning yourself with my naughty bits and go back to pestering people over painting their house the wrong color and having unauthorized window boxes.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 6:10am

      dear HOA I apreciate your concern and will refrain from doing it on the trampoline but you might want to hose down your unauthorized window boxes because I just painted your house.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 9, 12 at 4:36pm

    If I'm buying my home, then go fuck yourself. We bought in a non HOA community for this reason. Fucking yuppies.

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jul 9, 12 at 1:33pm

    Yeah, I'd frame that if I were you!

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    Submitted by boogerbutt on Jul 9, 12 at 11:27am

    That sounds like a recipe for a fractured dick...

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    Submitted by MacDaddy757 on Jul 9, 12 at 8:32pm

    A little know fact is that device was originally called a "Jumpoline". Then an incident like this happened.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 10, 12 at 6:31am

      The punch line is: "until your momma jumped on one in 1972."

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    Submitted by alterego428 on Jul 9, 12 at 10:37am

    LOVE trampoline sex!!

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    Submitted by smittyd04 on Jul 10, 12 at 9:14pm

    Doesn't matter had sex.