I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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A correct grab and you are also screwed. there is no escaping it.
Stop! Or I'll shoot! *looks at vibrator* this is awkward....
At least the burning sensation won't be
herpes...or at least not only herpes
Wow, Ella. You totally didn't get the humor/irony in that at all, moron.
You can grab me.
You are a douche imposter.
aww... mall cops say the cutest things!
Michguy would rather hope that the bad guy would go away than to actually do something about it... Typical liberal pussy
Unless you really go hard, the vibrator is the only one that won't blow and burn you, coz that midget I hid in there is a sick little unit.
Another person suckered into owning a handgun with the pretense of being some hero. The odds are way against you.
On the pretense of being a hero? Perhaps it's jus for safety. I guess the thought didn't occur to u, but it does happen. Jus FYI
You'll be screwed everytime you choose the vibrator.
Where do you keep your pretzels?
No, you can grab ME!
Wow this and tiny manatee Gainesville is definatly repping well
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
These pretzels are fucking stale!
Now that my friends,deserves a noble prize
Sounds like I'd win no matter what.
@ 10:27 hahahahahahahaha
this is so good haha you can just picture the situation
I love you, 352. I think every one of us who grew up there has the same problem.
Better to have them and not need them than to need them and not have them
Me too!! Bears that r horny!!
I have the same thing in my night stand :-)
That is the most redneck thing I've ever heard, and I love it.
Fuckin classic!! Love it!
Epic win also3rd
I love this. Something actually funny.
"stop or I'll shoot! ~looks at vibrator~ did I say shoot, I meant squirt."
You lack discipline.
So...move a few things? Moron...