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  • Submitted by comicsansbold on Jun 27, 10 at 10:27pm

    A correct grab and you are also screwed. there is no escaping it.

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:08pm

    Stop! Or I'll shoot! *looks at vibrator* this is awkward....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 11:37pm

    At least the burning sensation won't be herpes...or at least not only herpes

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    Submitted by Krisfer on Jun 28, 10 at 12:20am

    Wow, Ella. You totally didn't get the humor/irony in that at all, moron.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by realtree on Jun 29, 10 at 2:17am

    Better to have them and not need them than to need them and not have them

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    Submitted by HereTaFvckShytUp on Jun 28, 10 at 9:59am

    Unless you really go hard, the vibrator is the only one that won't blow and burn you, coz that midget I hid in there is a sick little unit.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 28, 10 at 7:53am

    Another person suckered into owning a handgun with the pretense of being some hero. The odds are way against you.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by NoImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 2:06am

    No, you can grab ME!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by ericaejohnson on Jun 28, 10 at 2:41pm

    I have the same thing in my night stand :-)

  • 57 62
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Jun 27, 10 at 10:05pm

    Sounds like I'd win no matter what.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by realtree on Jun 29, 10 at 3:50am

    Michguy would rather hope that the bad guy would go away than to actually do something about it... Typical liberal pussy

  • 58 66
    Submitted by scotty2hotty on Jun 28, 10 at 4:52am

    Wow this and tiny manatee Gainesville is definatly repping well

  • Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 27, 10 at 10:31pm

    You'll be screwed everytime you choose the vibrator.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by tjnation on Jun 28, 10 at 8:36am

    These pretzels are fucking stale!

  • 59 73
    Submitted by lmKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:00am

    You can grab me.

    • 54 74
      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:22am

      You are a douche imposter.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 2:51am

    On the pretense of being a hero? Perhaps it's jus for safety. I guess the thought didn't occur to u, but it does happen. Jus FYI

  • 53 62
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 27, 10 at 11:34pm

    aww... mall cops say the cutest things!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by kelsizzle on Jun 30, 10 at 11:26am

    I love you, 352. I think every one of us who grew up there has the same problem.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by nignog14 on Jun 28, 10 at 12:40am

    Now that my friends,deserves a noble prize

  • 57 74
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jun 27, 10 at 11:01pm

    this is so good haha you can just picture the situation

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 27, 10 at 11:15pm

    Where do you keep your pretzels?

  • 51 68
    Submitted by apkdm on Jul 2, 10 at 1:32am

    That is the most redneck thing I've ever heard, and I love it.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by aengus on Jun 28, 10 at 12:51am

    @ 10:27 hahahahahahahaha

  • 27 38
    Submitted by bass80hz on Mar 26, 12 at 12:11pm

    I love this. Something actually funny.

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 11:44pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 46 79
    Submitted by knownasspazica on Jun 28, 10 at 12:12am

    Me too!! Bears that r horny!!

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:36pm

    "stop or I'll shoot! ~looks at vibrator~ did I say shoot, I meant squirt."

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    Submitted by karebear624 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:50pm

    Fuckin classic!! Love it!

  • Submitted by ella513 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:18pm

    So...move a few things? Moron...

  • Submitted by south153 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:19pm

    Epic win also3rd

  • 38 81
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:25am

    You lack discipline.