Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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So, grandma gets molested in the airport while cocaine flies from FL to NY? Good job TSA, good job.
Glad to know you packed the anal lube as a pre-caution. Though I don't know how long a 3oz bottle will last you.
If it's a good brand 3oz can last for atleast a couple weeks depending on how active you are...
Give up peach
It isn't TSA's job to find drugs, it's their job to find harmful and explosive items. If drugs are found we call LEOs, that is their job.
why do I feel like I know this person...
Good ol' TSA fails again.
I'll take some blow
I've done that.
@GA-Peach you work for TSA so you must be a fat piece of shit?
I like how you decided not to man up and directly reply to Peach's post.
@Peach - also depends if it's a silicon/water based. I know with Gun Oil you only need a few drops
I work for an airline and as much as I hate TSA this is bogus... Sorry folks TSA would have found this unless you really knew what you were doing. Even if that was the case your chances are very slim.
I worked for TSA, IF it was in checked luggage and not the right density it could be missed. IF it was in his carry on then, you are absolutely correct.