there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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What about your mom's coworker eat on the couch that you fucked your mom on last night? Pretty sure that weirder
They pay time warner...or a similar internet provider
How do these redenecks get on the internet?
with the interwebs browser on their celliyoular telyphones. uhduh.
How about having sex with some random guy on your moms bed, then later on try to have a legitimate conversation with her while shes lying in it.
I bet that's not all your mom ate on the couch this morning...
...until she realizes that she's sitting on the wet spot.
How about your mom eating out her coworker on the couch and saying you taste like my son just fucked you last night.