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  • Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:13pm

    "Well, given what we know now, that seems like the exact opposite of what you want. " - Eurotrip

  • Submitted by 123go on Aug 31, 10 at 3:20pm

    BS. I'm a nurse, no nurse in their right mind would try to insert a catheter without waking the patient...unless they want to get punched.

    • Submitted by funkmasterflex on Aug 31, 10 at 11:36pm

      No if you go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning you could very well wake up to a catheter

  • Submitted by dunumber1 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:54pm

    It could have been worse. You could have woken up with a boner to a male nurse doing a prostate exam.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 31, 10 at 5:17pm

    Wet dream to night terror in .37th of a second. And more over, DAMN! Chick's a dude!!

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 31, 10 at 6:25pm

    Who gives this a thumbs up?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 3:49pm

    U do realize ur website sucks don't u website guy? So please fuck off

  • Submitted by daynalareyna on Aug 31, 10 at 7:24pm

    yeah, that does indeed suck (not in a good way).

  • Submitted by soccerscout7 on Aug 31, 10 at 5:13pm

    Sometimes patients who are drugged, drunk or deathly I'll won't wake up. The 3 D's.

  • Submitted by SarahSkinnyJeans on Aug 31, 10 at 2:54pm

    That's like, the worst thing to wake up to in the world

  • Submitted by babe975 on Sep 1, 10 at 10:14pm

    @ soccerscout: do you realize you said "i will will not wake them up?" and you are (aka you're) a nurse?!?!?!

  • Submitted by Memphis on Jan 20, 11 at 7:27am

    I've had to endure several attempts at a forced catheter before they just cut me open. I feel your pain, I'm so sorry.

  • Submitted by ginja55 on Aug 31, 10 at 9:45pm

    Smae thing for some people

  • Submitted by gimme_emmey on Sep 2, 10 at 6:16pm

    If I wasn't in the hospital with a friend who refuses to get a catheter this would be much less amusing.

  • Submitted by lostinadream on Aug 31, 10 at 9:17pm

    Yeaahh, how the fuck do you make that mistake?? Catheters fucking hurt and unless they medically induce a coma or something you'll be awake when they do it so you don't jerk or kick them by being startled awake by the sharp little pain that comes with catheter insertion.

  • Submitted by xoxorae on Aug 31, 10 at 10:43pm

    actually, when I had to go in for surgery a few years ago (the only time I've been in the hospital, so it may be different depending on the circumstance) I was so drugged up that they did it when I was asleep. so waking up to them doing it is not improbable.

  • Submitted by jacob04 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:08pm

    rastafari stands alone, welcome to jamrock

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 1, 10 at 7:41am

    haha,but RuleBook, isn't it always a dude?

  • Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 1, 10 at 9:45pm

    Whoops!

  • Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Sep 1, 10 at 2:15am

    Someone's been watching Awake with Hayden and Jessica...

  • Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 31, 10 at 2:54pm

    I think we can safely say, BAD night. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Sep 9, 10 at 12:32am

    @archer79 those who thumb up are girls that get a kick out of it like me!!\n@dunumber1 it was probably worst then prostate test...probably starting to get one as it was going in..that nurse must have some great hand techniques!!!\nLMFAO x10!!!

  • Submitted by Kilo6Actual on Mar 31, 11 at 11:46pm

    Bummer dude, that sucks

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    Submitted by  on Jul 5, 12 at 9:55am

    This happened to a neighbor friend of mine. Except he was waking up from a coma.

  • Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Jan 27, 12 at 7:26pm

    And in the ER, you don't get the luxury of being in a drug induced coma before catheter insertion unless you put yourself there before arrival.

  • Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Jan 27, 12 at 7:24pm

    Not BS. We do this all the time with our blackout drunk patients. Then usually place them in soft restraints to keep them from ripping it out when they finally come around.