Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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At least this family puts the fun in dysfunctional
Dysfunctional families are the best kind lol
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. - Leo Tolstoy
Just woke up my boss, who's in another office, from laughing at this. I've been to far too many birthdays like this.
Aint nothing wrong with that
Sounds a bit too familiar.