Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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This text makes me happy.
Be careful not to drown when crossing a 3 ft deep creek. Might want to pay to ferry across
This one is too funny. Gulch just can't go wrong in any text.
This is by far one of the most win texts I've ever read on this site! *claps hands* well played, sir! Well played!
It's like my childhood just texted me
Hello childhood and happiness!!
I miss the original game sooo much! I would go to the library at my school JUST so I could play this game. Ill have to get it sometime again on an emulator if they have it!
Check Ebay? LOL!
awesome!!!! says enough. carrying on
Don't get cholera! And wear your bonnet!
Fucking Mormons. Stay in Utah you 19th century jerks.