Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Hahahaha ok that's a pretty funny text. Finally.
Texts like this is why I hate TFLN's rating system. There is come on a cat, so that's probably a bad night. But, it's hilarious. So do I thumbs up or down?
If it actually goes "pfshh", you might want to have it looked at.
Don't cum in your own mouth.........psfhh.......
On the cat?? WTF
best cum sound effects?
Who fucks close enough to a cat to cum on it...
So get some brains and say something like "don't cum on this towel"
Pfshh, give the guy a foot job next time, then spread your ass apart and let him bust deep inside your fart box.
So wrong but hilarious
That poor cat.
Haha cat wants to party too
It's horrible when you have to tell someone NOT to cum on the cat!
Holy shit that's funny
My cat likes to watch me and my boyfriend have sex. She is crazy weird.
Minerva is watching you masturbate. And she is awarding you no points.
Dont fuck children
Why can't you move the cat?
I am still laughing omfg.... The way they stated he came on a cat... Roflmao
Up the nose?
hahahah my ex got cum on my cat one time too!!!!! poor cats.
LOL this is funny.