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  • Submitted by Anonymoustyle on Feb 1, 10 at 5:46pm

    That's like sluttiness, bitchiness, and charity in one. God bless you.

    • Submitted by actionactioncut on Feb 1, 10 at 6:34pm

      Er, it's two out of the three. It would have been sluttiness if she had slept with him. Or not, because it's only slutty to sleep with people if you're fucking judgmental.

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        Submitted by briar_angel on Feb 13, 10 at 1:05am

        oh dont spoil this momentous occasion.

  • Submitted by beccaberry28 on Feb 1, 10 at 5:06pm

    so smart. no regrets cause its not your money

    • Submitted by Anonoman on Feb 1, 10 at 9:03pm

      Only problem is they have to confirm it. Yeah, anyone here would know that if they actually did it. (DO IT!)

    • Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:17pm

      Of course. Who would regret stealing?

      • Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 7, 10 at 5:01pm

        I'm sure that more people ended up confirming than would have donated had she not done it.\n\n... plus grammar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:20pm

    I love that this person is amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:10pm

    In soviet Russia Haiti texts $10 to you

    • Submitted by no1minifan on Feb 4, 10 at 12:20am

      whoever you are....you are my hero =]

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      Submitted by Dickhole on Mar 9, 10 at 9:22pm

      This makes me laugh........ a lot!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:06pm

    Good slut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:13pm

    i whole heartedly approve

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:37pm

    Wow. Haiti didn't help us in hurricane Katrina because they happen to be THE POOREST COUNTRY IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. You are honestly a dumb fuck. I'm not even from Haiti but I would help if they were in need. No offense to them but their country already looked like shit before, they definitely weren't prepared for this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:10pm

    Amazing. I hope she did this to a LOT of guys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:06am

    Everyone saying fuck Haiti: when a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, avalanche, and/or forest fire suddenly destroys everything you have, i'll laugh when karma fucks you and you get NO sympathy you fuckers. You don't choose where your born, and you can hardly control what your goverment does for the economy. Go fuck yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:57pm

    The world needs more drunk people like this

  • Submitted by PGG on Feb 1, 10 at 5:24pm

    Win for the win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:19pm

    5:13, Just because she might not have been entirely successful doesn't mean it's a fake text. Still amusing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:36am

    Best idea everrrrrrrr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:08pm

    Why is he a disgrace because his ol lady wouldn't put out so he good a few harmless blowkins. Under his supervision our economy was amazing but then comes bushs half illiterate to destroy it and Obama after him just voted in cause he's black

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:56pm

    I'd say 5:52 wins biggest douchebag award. people like you are the reason the worlds so fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:45pm

    Well...seeing as we in America chose many of the leaders of Haiti in the last 150 years, maybe, just maybe we shouldn't be lecturing their leadership/lack of building codes/birth control etc.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:08pm

    Fuck you 5:52 you piece of shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:40pm

    @ 5:31: why u hatin on trailer parks? I understand you were trying to use them as a reference point, but damn, couldn't u use a better description?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:09pm

    I would have slapped the shit outta you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:55pm

    Thats genius..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:32pm

    God bless you!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:41pm

    Genious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:07am

    I'd rather help Haiti than some hick living in a trailer park - u forget this country has programs in place for those who don't carry their own weight - but the people of Haiti have nothing !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:15am

    who decided tfln was gonna be all arguing? I get on this website to laugh. then I read the comments and it's a bunch of kids acting retarded for no reason. your opinions on Haiti are in fact "opinions" not anything else. keep em to yourself.

  • Submitted by tomatotots on Feb 1, 10 at 5:53pm

    genius. totally doing this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:58pm

    In soviet Russia haiti donates to you!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:28am

    Good job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:21pm

    5:13 she probs new that and held on to it until she could confirm it. Be optimistic please! Btw I love this so much. It's incredible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:21pm

    Omg whoever did this you are the best person ever I love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:18pm

    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:42am

    yeah and it's also illegal to smoke weed too but I still do it. fool. underage drinking has a thrill. of age drinking is cool too I guess?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:40pm

    Fucking badass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:09am

    Definitley should do your research before opening your mouth. Bill Clinton was a douchebag but the best president since JFK... because he was worried about the country and not what he was going to wear on the cover of TIME or his round of golf at 4:30. Fuck Obama

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:53pm

    5:31 takes the win for biggest douchebag. I hope a hurricane hits you and then you'll be left with nothing just like most of the families that are hit with natural disasters.

    • Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:01pm

      I think wishing harm on another makes you the biggest douchebag.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm

    You give 219 a bad name

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:11pm

    This text made me nut

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:36am

    You can help to keep from reproducing when you can't hardly feed yourself. Compare west Virginia and Haiti. West Virginia is over twice the size in land area as Haiti whereas Haiti has 4 times as many people? Perhaps the second born child in a gamut should be killed to prevent the progression of already overpopulation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:13pm

    U r fukin beast

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:04am

    1241. check your grammar. I'm pretty sure you meant to spell "like" not "lime" you're probably a person who gets "your" and "you're" mixed up. fucking loser. but I agree with the Haiti text too. see that? "too" means "also" lmfao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:10pm

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  • 96 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:04pm

    Awesome!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:18am

    That's hilarious! I love it. And at least it was to a great cause. Way better morally than half of the other things posted on here, but I guess there's always a couple people to bitch about something.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:24pm

    NW Indiana!! Yes!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:37pm

    Besttttt everrrrr!!! I'm probably gunna do that lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:32pm

    lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:51pm

    Ahh I bow to you you genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:43pm

    Genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:46pm

    I'd kill a bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:36am

    In Communist China, Haiti texts 90999 for your cause

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:15am

    Good job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:10pm

    I almost choked on my gum! Ithis!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:39am

    i would marry the girl who did this. just sayinnnnn.

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:12pm

      Why? So she can steal your shit behind your back for the rest of your life?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:38pm

    At least the drunk you is a good person!

    • Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:04pm

      Yeah, at least she is good enough to basically steal $10 from a bunch of guys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:09pm

    6:14 I feel it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:34pm

    Who wouldn't like this? What, you don't think it's cool she was helping Haiti? F u

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:31am

    okay well maybe she waited for it to respond.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:50pm

    Firrrrrrst bitches!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:11pm

    I agree with 1047!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:40pm

    This is the best text of all time!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:59pm

    Support the Fair Tax! Then quit bitching about how we need to help America! At least u can do something about it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:27pm

    The fact that the number and amount is clearly stated makes me think this is some sort of advertising...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:00pm

    Hey 5:56, i'm 5:52

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:04am

    You are awesome!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:01pm

    That's not cool. I would be pissed

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:26pm

    awww... a text with meaning! amazing (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:00am

    You are a bitch... Fuck Haiti

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:00am

    This is an ad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:41pm

    None of that Hati money goes to them or if it does, probably a milicent or less. You can't trust people anymore as much as it hurts to not give.

  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 7:25pm

    Am I the only person who thinks that stealing is wrong?

    • Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:06pm

      You're not the only one, but apparently we're in the minority.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:14pm

    You are amazing!

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    Submitted by rebeliciousbabi on Feb 27, 11 at 1:36am

    Fucking hilarious. Definitely doing this asap.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:20am

    7:04 - He's a racist, not a bigot. And would it take an illegal getting an IT job for you to recognize a problem?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:11pm

    so. effing. awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:59am

    1248; don't get mad me, and the rest of my big Mexican family can get a job and your dad can't. why don't you go out and get a job and make some money instead of wasting your life on tfln. show us mexicans how white boys work cause we might be illegal but I'm pretty damn sure white people are the fuckers that hire us.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:23pm

    Reping the Michigan City!

  • Submitted by ohdanggfoolx on Feb 1, 10 at 9:12pm

    whoever you are, i love you <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:21am

    Perfection!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:27pm

    Yeahhhh!!! 9:37!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:42am

    Never let someone else play with your phone. And this is why! Good job girl!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:31pm

    Good!

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:20pm

    Epic win!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:28am

    Really, Clinton?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:51pm

    This is one of those rare times when being drunk actually makes for a positive outcome. Still, I'd be so pissed if a girl did this to me. I'd be "Ike Turner" pissed.

    • Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:02pm

      On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how pissed are you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:39pm

    Dude this is awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:36am

    Wow ur a bitch!

  • Submitted by HavocTurnstyle on Feb 6, 10 at 5:07am

    Cunning. Very nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:24am

    Look at that prick 115

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:37pm

    Donate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:49am

    After you text 'haiti' to 90999, they text you back in 10 minutes to confirm your donation. All the guys had to do is respond with 'no'. This is likely bullshit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:49pm

    Shit if Obama keeps goin like he is we will be right there with these poor basterds. Bush hurt us bad and Obama is killing us. We need to bring possibly the greatest president ever back, that being Mr. Bill Clinton

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:07pm

    It is theft really. But got to like the novel idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:27am

    Oh that's fucking awsome!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:44pm

    Haiti is like a hooker. They take your money don't care who you are and will surely give a variety of diseases if you go there. But atleast a hooker uses some form of birth control

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 9:34am

    My girlfriend to every guy that trys to talk to her lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:03pm

    Haha epic yesss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:47pm

    Thank you 6:22 :) I love 5:52 <3

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:44am

    Your sick as fuck

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:29pm

    That is brilliant

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:15pm

    It's amazing how many people condone stealing and wire fraud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:22am

    #8000!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:46pm

    WAKA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:00am

    Aw this is what I'm doing to girls I don't like now(:

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:06am

    Fuckin kkk on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:50pm

    Youre awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:28pm

    The TFLN staff put this in here to promote the Haiti donations

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:41pm

    Dead txting bitch FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:45pm

    this is a ad

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:37pm

    Motherfucker you want to fuck on me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:01pm

    Niccccceee

  • 64 69
    Submitted by flexylexy on Nov 22, 10 at 12:50am

    Man she's smart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:31pm

    Hahaa 10 40 hangover ftw

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Razzmatazz27 on Feb 14, 10 at 2:40am

    this is quite possibly one of the best TFLN i've ever seen. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 3:44pm

    Good idea!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:41am

    Well done

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:43am

    Lawlskates. Awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:44am

    ThErE's a choice were making were saving our own live it true we make a better day just you and me

  • Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 7, 10 at 5:00pm

    This chick is my hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:16am

    That's awesome lol

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    Submitted by cassieC on Aug 11, 11 at 2:22pm

    You are awesome.

  • Submitted by Sweet_Dea on Feb 8, 10 at 5:58pm

    absolutely genius!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:50pm

    Good way to support haiti

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:54am

    Fuck all dem Haitians

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:10am

    Absolute genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:04am

    Thats fucking legit. Kudos to that person who did that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:41am

    The first person who commented should check his or her grammar....Suck me sideways!!! Sounds lime you are from one of these very under developed places you speak of.....Uneducated stupid fuck. Awesome idea about the Haitian text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:14am

    Good job

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    Submitted by emzon on Dec 16, 10 at 10:44pm

    Wow, see how you like it if a huge disaster suddenly hits you and people are posting this shit ^^ about helping. Real nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:04am

    12:48. They took our joooobs! You god damn bigot. Sure illegal immigrants may take some of our jobs, but do you really want the jobs they are most likely filling? Would you like to work the mcdonalds drive through? Or would you like to hang out behind home depot waiting for work? When's the last time you heard if an alien getting a job as an IT professional? You probably haven't. So save your bigoted opion for people who care

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:11pm

    Rad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:56am

    155 I'm 19 so not too young fool.

    • Submitted by lallaala on Feb 2, 10 at 2:27am

      Lol. You're not even old enough to drink!! Ha haha. Yes, you are young. Fool!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:45pm

    Omg your a fuhing beast without a doubt.

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    Submitted by jd5293 on Jun 15, 11 at 9:14pm

    Hehehe...now THAT is funny

  • Submitted by lolgasm4u on Mar 11, 10 at 9:11pm

    9:37 LoLOLOl u beasty motherfuker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:52pm

    So rad!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:38pm

    Don't think she was very successful there's a 5 min lag between you texting and a confirmation text. No man would let any bitch put their number in his phone for that long

  • 71 95
    Submitted by hidefss on Aug 17, 10 at 8:51pm

    Best hustler move ever!!!! And for a good cause!!! You are incredible!!!

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    Submitted by SAHM on Apr 18, 10 at 11:11am

    That's clever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:13am

    That is freaken awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:33pm

    FUCK HAITI!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:50pm

    Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:01am

    CUNT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:00am

    Can't condone stealing for any reason... I think that is a shitty thing to do to someone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:28pm

    What a cunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:52pm

    hahahaha thats awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:49pm

    Fuck haiti

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:09pm

    In Soviet Russia Hati texts you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:52am

    Thou must giveth all that thee couldest. Even whe the things thou giveth is not thine to giveth. Translation: GET THAT MONEY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:41am

    10:41 your right I read that either 1 or 2 out of the 10 dollars actually goes to Haiti

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:55am

    I bet 115 is the youngest one commenting..HAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:32pm

    I'd punch that bitch, and the liar that thinks drinkig always leads to memory loss.

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    Submitted by ThatGirl88 on Apr 8, 10 at 6:21pm

    this is so much better than giving out fake numbers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:09pm

    Fav

  • 66 96
    Submitted by bpb on Feb 24, 10 at 8:23pm

    So amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:29am

    We are the world, we are the children we are the ones to make a brighter day so let's start giving

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:15pm

    That wouldn't work they text back to confirm the donation

  • Submitted by underagehangover on May 15, 10 at 10:29am

    thoughtful.. but what kind of cold hearted bitch would do this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:06pm

    Way to do your part

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:40pm

    Tudalooo muther fuckerrrrrrrr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:55pm

    Fuck Bill Clinton he is a disgrace to this nation. We need Jimmy Carter, Obama is helping, job Market is bigger. Things get a whole lot worse before they get better

  • 46 61
    Submitted by annejoy11 on Nov 27, 11 at 6:57pm

    THAT. IS. GENIUS!!!

  • 65 99
    Submitted by ixy on Apr 26, 10 at 10:22pm

    & in a way hes spending on you , nooot bad (;

  • 59 90
    Submitted by casszie on Feb 25, 10 at 12:35pm

    this is sooo out of line, but funny and for a good cause... it's just a nicer version of rejection LOL

  • 51 75
    Submitted by who2b on Oct 27, 11 at 2:35pm

    What a way to be a humanitarian

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    Submitted by kaceann on Mar 1, 10 at 5:02am

    Going. To. Wait for it... Do. This.

  • Submitted by mrazek88 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:59am

    At least only do it to the tools.

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:18pm

    I'm not trying to hate on trailer parks I'm just saying the occupants of a trailer parks ain't too awful rich. I've got 4 or 5 in my fire district. Sorry to offend you if I did

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:22pm

    I agree with 5:52. Fuck haiti

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:22pm

    Funniest text yet!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:48am

    1206 youre a dumbass cause it will happen to everyone what about our country who allows fucking mexicans and Cubans into this country and take our jobs forceing Americans out of work and out of there homes and end up living on the street what about them does our country help them by building them a house to live in no they don't. So fuck haiti

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:05pm

    Pooping

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:00pm

    955- ur an idiot

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    Submitted by jtwolfohhellyea on Jun 9, 12 at 12:06am

    that is brutal and brilliant at the same time

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    Submitted by jjllaann on Feb 6, 11 at 4:57pm

    Wow. there really is more than corn in Indiana. <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:58pm

    bamf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:03pm

    Finishing 6:00, 5:56 should suck my cock

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    Submitted by howoriginal on Oct 26, 10 at 3:53pm

    This is my all time fav haha too good!

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    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:53am

    Id be so fucking pissed off at her personally, just say no damn it!

  • Submitted by uconnhusky on Feb 1, 10 at 5:13pm

    As much as I appreciate this one, it's fake. The Red Cross sends a confirmation text to you to ensure you are making the donation, so these guys would realize they'd be getting played 30 seconds later

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      Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 1, 10 at 5:32pm

      or she could just pretend she's one of those girls who takes forever to put their number in someone's phone

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 7:31pm

      Nobody said that this girl was smart.

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      Submitted by TheGuru on Feb 1, 10 at 10:48pm

      But...the fact is..it takes longer to enter your phone number in...so you can confirm it...damn

      • 61 99
        Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 4:14pm

        it's the thought that counts

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    Submitted by veronnie on Jul 1, 11 at 5:16am

    Brilliant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:31pm

    How many of you pussies are rushing out to your local white trash trailer park that gets hit by a tornado giving all your money to them? They have VERY sub-par buildig codes (aka none) to keep the shack ad shanty towns up. They've made there country the poorest in the western hemisphere so why feel sorry for them for making dumb mistakes

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 7:30pm

      I'm not going to blame some poor SOB who had the bad luck to get born in Haiti for the truly staggering brutality and idiocy of their governments for the past few centuries. And a word of advice - building codes are for countries who can afford them. Would you rather have an earthquake-proof house that twenty families couldn't afford, or a shack that one can?

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      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 12:06am

      Well, I don't know of any tornados that exclusively attack trailer parks, but everyone who cares about what's happening in Haiti is highly likely to care about that also. And "they've made THEIR* country the poorest"...are you defining "they" as the civilians that died because of a natural disaster that was out of human control? The people dying aren't the ones who made "dumb mistakes." No one should NEED a reason to help suffering people, but since you'r

  • Submitted by Mishiee on Mar 22, 10 at 11:06am

    Haha , I was thinking of that idea like two months ago.

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    Submitted by vodkaluvver on Jul 7, 12 at 11:28pm

    two good choices. kudos.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:14pm

    I'm 5:31 and I have been struck by disaster and rebuilt myself just fine. I didn't need mr clooney to have a telethon when my home was destroyed by a tornado. No I'm not very wealthy but I'll be damned even if I was I wouldn't give my money to Haiti when we have thousands of homeless diabled veterans living on the streets in my own country. Help our people before trying to get a humanitarian award for helping people who sowed thurt themselves by having such low standards on buildings and birth control

    • Submitted by isacneo1 on Feb 8, 10 at 9:57am

      kinda sad that in this country they have social programs house insurance etc where as in Haiti all they have are the clothes they wear and the shacks they live in. so go ahead and build your life back up with resources that are available and don't talk shit when those people don't got any resources or help to recovery you insensitive piece of shit.

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      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 4:12pm

      wow, YOU have been struck by a disaster, and YOU don't need a telethon....well guess what? YOU are not a COUNTRY, dipshit.

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      Submitted by Switch72nd on Mar 3, 12 at 3:12pm

      I agree with part of this. Help your own country before helping someone else.