rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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That's like sluttiness, bitchiness, and charity in one. God bless you.
Er, it's two out of the three. It would have been sluttiness if she had slept with him. Or not, because it's only slutty to sleep with people if you're fucking judgmental.
oh dont spoil this momentous occasion.
so smart. no regrets cause its not your money
Only problem is they have to confirm it. Yeah, anyone here would know that if they actually did it. (DO IT!)
Of course. Who would regret stealing?
I'm sure that more people ended up confirming than would have donated had she not done it.\n\n... plus grammar.
In soviet Russia Haiti texts $10 to you
whoever you are....you are my hero =]
This makes me laugh........ a lot!!!
I love that this person is amazing.
i whole heartedly approve
Everyone saying fuck Haiti: when a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, avalanche, and/or forest fire suddenly destroys everything you have, i'll laugh when karma fucks you and you get NO sympathy you fuckers. You don't choose where your born, and you can hardly control what your goverment does for the economy. Go fuck yourself
Amazing. I hope she did this to a LOT of guys.
Wow. Haiti didn't help us in hurricane Katrina because they happen to be THE POOREST COUNTRY IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. You are honestly a dumb fuck. I'm not even from Haiti but I would help if they were in need. No offense to them but their country already looked like shit before, they definitely weren't prepared for this.
The world needs more drunk people like this
I'd say 5:52 wins biggest douchebag award. people like you are the reason the worlds so fucked up
Best idea everrrrrrrr
Fuck you 5:52 you piece of shit
genius. totally doing this
The fact that the number and amount is clearly stated makes me think this is some sort of advertising...
Am I the only person who thinks that stealing is wrong?
You're not the only one, but apparently we're in the minority.
Why is he a disgrace because his ol lady wouldn't put out so he good a few harmless blowkins. Under his supervision our economy was amazing but then comes bushs half illiterate to destroy it and Obama after him just voted in cause he's black
I would have slapped the shit outta you
God bless you!!!
U r fukin beast
This is one of those rare times when being drunk actually makes for a positive outcome.
Still, I'd be so pissed if a girl did this to me. I'd be "Ike Turner" pissed.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how pissed are you?
Definitley should do your research before opening your mouth. Bill Clinton was a douchebag but the best president since JFK... because he was worried about the country and not what he was going to wear on the cover of TIME or his round of golf at 4:30. Fuck Obama
5:13, Just because she might not have been entirely successful doesn't mean it's a fake text. Still amusing.
In soviet Russia haiti donates to you!!
Win for the win.
I'd rather help Haiti than some hick living in a trailer park - u forget this country has programs in place for those who don't carry their own weight - but the people of Haiti have nothing !
This is an ad
Well...seeing as we in America chose many of the leaders of Haiti in the last 150 years, maybe, just maybe we shouldn't be lecturing their leadership/lack of building codes/birth control etc.
Omg whoever did this you are the best person ever I love you
5:31 takes the win for biggest douchebag. I hope a hurricane hits you and then you'll be left with nothing just like most of the families that are hit with natural disasters.
I think wishing harm on another makes you the biggest douchebag.
NW Indiana!! Yes!
5:13 she probs new that and held on to it until she could confirm it. Be optimistic please!
Btw I love this so much. It's incredible!
You can help to keep from reproducing when you can't hardly feed yourself. Compare west Virginia and Haiti. West Virginia is over twice the size in land area as Haiti whereas Haiti has 4 times as many people? Perhaps the second born child in a gamut should be killed to prevent the progression of already overpopulation
None of that Hati money goes to them or if it does, probably a milicent or less. You can't trust people anymore as much as it hurts to not give.
You are awesome.
who decided tfln was gonna be all arguing? I get on this website to laugh. then I read the comments and it's a bunch of kids acting retarded for no reason. your opinions on Haiti are in fact "opinions" not anything else. keep em to yourself.
That's not cool. I would be pissed
Hehehe...now THAT is funny
That's hilarious! I love it. And at least it was to a great cause. Way better morally than half of the other things posted on here, but I guess there's always a couple people to bitch about something.
This chick is my hero.
My girlfriend to every guy that trys to talk to her lmao
this is so much better than giving out fake numbers.
@ 5:31: why u hatin on trailer parks? I understand you were trying to use them as a reference point, but damn, couldn't u use a better description?
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
& in a way hes spending on you , nooot bad (;
Wow ur a bitch!
this is sooo out of line, but funny and for a good cause... it's just a nicer version of rejection LOL
Haha epic yesss
You are awesome!!!!!
so. effing. awesome.
awww... a text with meaning! amazing (:
I almost choked on my gum! Ithis!
You are amazing!
6:14 I feel it
Who wouldn't like this? What, you don't think it's cool she was helping Haiti? F u
This is the best text of all time!!!!
Ahh I bow to you you genius
Dead txting bitch FTW
155 I'm 19 so not too young fool.
Lol. You're not even old enough to drink!! Ha haha. Yes, you are young. Fool!
You are a bitch... Fuck Haiti
7:04 - He's a racist, not a bigot. And would it take an illegal getting an IT job for you to recognize a problem?
In Communist China, Haiti texts 90999 for your cause
Fucking hilarious. Definitely doing this asap.
Best hustler move ever!!!! And for a good cause!!! You are incredible!!!
yeah and it's also illegal to smoke weed too but I still do it. fool. underage drinking has a thrill. of age drinking is cool too I guess?
1241. check your grammar. I'm pretty sure you meant to spell "like" not "lime" you're probably a person who gets "your" and "you're" mixed up. fucking loser. but I agree with the Haiti text too. see that? "too" means "also" lmfao.
Besttttt everrrrr!!! I'm probably gunna do that lol
whoever you are, i love you <3
okay well maybe she waited for it to respond.
Reping the Michigan City!
Shit if Obama keeps goin like he is we will be right there with these poor basterds. Bush hurt us bad and Obama is killing us. We need to bring possibly the greatest president ever back, that being Mr. Bill Clinton
After you text 'haiti' to 90999, they text you back in 10 minutes to confirm your donation. All the guys had to do is respond with 'no'. This is likely bullshit.
Thou must giveth all that thee couldest. Even whe the things thou giveth is not thine to giveth.
Translation: GET THAT MONEY!
We are the world, we are the children we are the ones to make a brighter day so let's start giving
Aw this is what I'm doing to girls I don't like now(:
I'd kill a bitch
This text made me nut
Haiti is like a hooker. They take your money don't care who you are and will surely give a variety of diseases if you go there. But atleast a hooker uses some form of birth control
Hahaa 10 40 hangover ftw
ThErE's a choice were making were saving our own live it true we make a better day just you and me
1248; don't get mad me, and the rest of my big Mexican family can get a job and your dad can't. why don't you go out and get a job and make some money instead of wasting your life on tfln. show us mexicans how white boys work cause we might be illegal but I'm pretty damn sure white people are the fuckers that hire us.
I agree with 1047!!
At least the drunk you is a good person!
Yeah, at least she is good enough to basically steal $10 from a bunch of guys.
Oh that's fucking awsome!!!!!
this is a ad
I'd punch that bitch, and the liar that thinks drinkig always leads to memory loss.
Cunning. Very nice.
Thank you 6:22 :) I love 5:52 <3
It is theft really. But got to like the novel idea.
hahahaha thats awesome
You give 219 a bad name
Motherfucker you want to fuck on me
The TFLN staff put this in here to promote the Haiti donations
Going. To. Wait for it... Do. This.
Your sick as fuck
Dude this is awesome
What a cunt
Way to do your part
Hey 5:56, i'm 5:52
Id be so fucking pissed off at her personally, just say no damn it!
That is freaken awesome!
Fuckin kkk on here
THAT. IS. GENIUS!!!
Thats fucking legit. Kudos to that person who did that.
Look at that prick 115
i would marry the girl who did this. just sayinnnnn.
Why? So she can steal your shit behind your back for the rest of your life?
What a way to be a humanitarian
That's awesome lol
Never let someone else play with your phone. And this is why! Good job girl!
Support the Fair Tax! Then quit bitching about how we need to help America! At least u can do something about it!
I'm not trying to hate on trailer parks I'm just saying the occupants of a trailer parks ain't too awful rich. I've got 4 or 5 in my fire district. Sorry to offend you if I did
Omg your a fuhing beast without a doubt.
Don't think she was very successful there's a 5 min lag between you texting and a confirmation text. No man would let any bitch put their number in his phone for that long
Fuck all dem Haitians
Man she's smart
Wow. there really is more than corn in Indiana. <3
that is brutal and brilliant at the same time
That wouldn't work they text back to confirm the donation
In Soviet Russia Hati texts you!
Wow, see how you like it if a huge disaster suddenly hits you and people are posting this shit ^^ about helping. Real nice.
this is quite possibly one of the best TFLN i've ever seen. ever.
10:41 your right I read that either 1 or 2 out of the 10 dollars actually goes to Haiti
955- ur an idiot
It's amazing how many people condone stealing and wire fraud.
Tudalooo muther fuckerrrrrrrr
Funniest text yet!
Good way to support haiti
I agree with 5:52. Fuck haiti
Can't condone stealing for any reason... I think that is a shitty thing to do to someone
At least only do it to the tools.
This is my all time fav haha too good!
12:48. They took our joooobs! You god damn bigot. Sure illegal immigrants may take some of our jobs, but do you really want the jobs they are most likely filling? Would you like to work the mcdonalds drive through? Or would you like to hang out behind home depot waiting for work? When's the last time you heard if an alien getting a job as an IT professional? You probably haven't. So save your bigoted opion for people who care
I bet 115 is the youngest one commenting..HAHA
The first person who commented should check his or her grammar....Suck me sideways!!! Sounds lime you are from one of these very under developed places you speak of.....Uneducated stupid fuck.
Awesome idea about the Haitian text!
1206 youre a dumbass cause it will happen to everyone what about our country who allows fucking mexicans and Cubans into this country and take our jobs forceing Americans out of work and out of there homes and end up living on the street what about them does our country help them by building them a house to live in no they don't. So fuck haiti
That is brilliant
9:37 LoLOLOl u beasty motherfuker
thoughtful.. but what kind of cold hearted bitch would do this?
As much as I appreciate this one, it's fake. The Red Cross sends a confirmation text to you to ensure you are making the donation, so these guys would realize they'd be getting played 30 seconds later
or she could just pretend she's one of those girls who takes forever to put their number in someone's phone
Nobody said that this girl was smart.
But...the fact is..it takes longer to enter your phone number in...so you can confirm it...damn
it's the thought that counts
Fuck Bill Clinton he is a disgrace to this nation. We need Jimmy Carter, Obama is helping, job Market is bigger. Things get a whole lot worse before they get better
two good choices. kudos.
Finishing 6:00, 5:56 should suck my cock
How many of you pussies are rushing out to your local white trash trailer park that gets hit by a tornado giving all your money to them? They have VERY sub-par buildig codes (aka none) to keep the shack ad shanty towns up. They've made there country the poorest in the western hemisphere so why feel sorry for them for making dumb mistakes
I'm not going to blame some poor SOB who had the bad luck to get born in Haiti for the truly staggering brutality and idiocy of their governments for the past few centuries. And a word of advice - building codes are for countries who can afford them. Would you rather have an earthquake-proof house that twenty families couldn't afford, or a shack that one can?
Well, I don't know of any tornados that exclusively attack trailer parks, but everyone who cares about what's happening in Haiti is highly likely to care about that also. And "they've made THEIR* country the poorest"...are you defining "they" as the civilians that died because of a natural disaster that was out of human control? The people dying aren't the ones who made "dumb mistakes." No one should NEED a reason to help suffering people, but since you'r
Haha , I was thinking of that idea like two months ago.
I'm 5:31 and I have been struck by disaster and rebuilt myself just fine. I didn't need mr clooney to have a telethon when my home was destroyed by a tornado. No I'm not very wealthy but I'll be damned even if I was I wouldn't give my money to Haiti when we have thousands of homeless diabled veterans living on the streets in my own country. Help our people before trying to get a humanitarian award for helping people who sowed thurt themselves by having such low standards on buildings and birth control
kinda sad that in this country they have social programs house insurance etc where as in Haiti all they have are the clothes they wear and the shacks they live in. so go ahead and build your life back up with resources that are available and don't talk shit when those people don't got any resources or help to recovery you insensitive piece of shit.
wow, YOU have been struck by a disaster, and YOU don't need a telethon....well guess what? YOU are not a COUNTRY, dipshit.
I agree with part of this. Help your own country before helping someone else.