You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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comparing...could be talking about differences
Yeah, with an essay like that, even a cheesy ending couldn't ruin it. I think most professors secretly desire an essay half as interesting as that.
You Stay Classy City of Pittsburgh.
Obviously you don't know who Dale Earnheart Jr is.
An Ugly, Corrupt, Speed Freak...Nice....
Dale Earnhardt Jr a speed freak? I've had to watch a little NASCAR for an ex, and last I knew he ran in the back all day. So, basically, this person is comparing themselves to a wannabe racer, wannabe singer, and wannabe communist dictator.
No one in that group is a Negro. You have a redneck, a Russian, and a crack head wanna be madonna freak.
There all black (except lady gaga, hes puerto rican)