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  • 56 30
    Submitted by scottyhotty24 on May 3, 11 at 4:06pm

    How do I RSVP

  • 54 38
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 3, 11 at 5:54pm

    Good to see the old 'double tap' rule applied.

    • 32 26
      Submitted by steven5441 on May 4, 11 at 8:38am

      I think that was Rule #4 in Zombieland, too!

  • 42 33
    Submitted by zosergirl on May 3, 11 at 7:07pm

    Look troll I don't care if you wanna talk shit about bush or Obama just leave us pagans out of it

  • 33 28
    Submitted by thatguyjoseph on May 4, 11 at 10:50am

    @artison_devil all the history buffs know hitler committed suicide

  • 41 44
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 3, 11 at 4:05pm

    And it's only el tres de Mayo.

  • 34 36
    Submitted by muireann04 on May 4, 11 at 11:12am

    My Beltane celebrations have feck all to do with your little conspiracy theories, so please stop saying that.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by hawksocc8 on May 4, 11 at 1:17am

    uhhh, wrong country brah.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on May 3, 11 at 9:47pm

    Also May 1st was the day they captured Hitler as WWII came to an end for all you history buffs. I'm sure it was no coincidence that they planned and executed on that memorable day

  • 38 48
    Submitted by dwag3 on May 3, 11 at 10:02pm

    Why r u giving the French people margaritas?

    • 26 31
      Submitted by iowawashington on May 5, 11 at 9:28am

      As a consolation for their defeat on Cinco de Mayo?

  • 38 53
    Submitted by projectcurtis on May 3, 11 at 10:11pm

    @redsox you know, it's (insert bad name here because TFLN is blocking the one I wanted to say) like you who just completely kill the joke...

  • 31 59
    Submitted by mattmac91 on May 3, 11 at 7:33pm

    @redsox985 first off red sox suck and second shut the fuck up you're just reading into this too much you stupid piece of shit

  • 31 84
    Submitted by redsox985 on May 3, 11 at 6:54pm

    I am convinced that he was indeed dead for a while before but it was released for other reasons, on May 1. This was the 8th anniversary of Bush's "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq speech as well as it's May Day. A major socialist, communist, unionist holiday around the world. May 1 is also Beltane to the Celts and Walpurgis Night to Germanic peoples, both significant holidays on the pagan and Satanic calendars.