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  • It depends on the dildo. If it is smaller than your penis and vibrates like a fucking Jack Hammer, no you shouldn't be offended. If the dildo is 13 inches long and black with a vein the size of a pinky finger running down the middle of it, yes you should be offended. Especially if the name on the box is "relationship saver"

    Submitted by stantheman on Jun 1, 10 at 11:11pm
    • I want to give this a thumbs up, but it's at 69 and I feel that this shouldn't change...

      Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jun 2, 10 at 3:11am
  • You should be sad you ruined the surprise as she was probably buying it for you for your birthday. Oh well, there's still the fisting chair for Christmas.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 1, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Ride the wave brother....help her with that shit, watch and u might learn how to do it urself....show her that you not threatened

    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 2, 10 at 1:40am
  • Either way the sender should be excited. I mean if he even likes his wife at all he should be happier that she'll probably be getting off more often now. (Whether or not he gets her off during sex, a vibe makes masturbation a lot easier and faster for most women.) If she's buying it because he's *not* getting her off during sex, then welcome to the world of women... she should be telling him what she needs and he should be asking--maybe she'll use it as a way to initiate con

    Submitted by suzieq57 on Jun 2, 10 at 2:19am
  • You hope it was your wife that googled 'purchase vibrator'

    Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 2, 10 at 12:46am
  • @tcufrog no one should buy a vibrator on eBay

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 2, 10 at 7:56am
  • depends on who its for..

    Submitted by vol4ek on Jun 1, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Now is it a strap on cause then i'd be conserned.

    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Jun 1, 10 at 11:28pm
  • it'll be her new bff.. my purple one is my bestie..

    Submitted by hunnietomybee on Jun 2, 10 at 12:13am
  • @grammerpolice, go the fuck back to English class. You look like an ass when you try correcting someone in the first place on a site like this, so imagine what you look like now when you're the idiot correcting someone who was right. Dipshit. When using an apostrophe to quote, the rules work just the same as for quotation marks. Therefore the period does go before the 2nd apostrophe.

    Submitted by lostinadream on Jun 1, 10 at 11:55pm
    • true, tho 's are used in quotes that are already using "s. yesterday i read, " limbaugh whined 'blah blah blah' about a bunch of bullshit"

      Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 12:03am
    • That's Mr. GrammarPolice to you.

      Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 2, 10 at 5:58pm
    • British English says to put the period outside; American English says inside. (In fact, I can't say for sure that there is no American style guide that would put the period outside. There is no single correct English grammar or style, even within the US.)

      Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 3, 10 at 9:20am
  • It shouldn't be an offense in any way! Sometimes, women needs to satisfy themselves in a way that men just can't do. So.. I vote for excited.

    Submitted by gutsout on Jun 2, 10 at 1:04am
  • Offended. U obviously aren't up to her vagina's standards.

    Submitted by Trogdor101 on Jun 2, 10 at 12:41am
  • How stupid is she? She cant google a store or\neBay or some shit? Man, it's like if I were to type in "purchase shirt"

    Submitted by tcufrog on Jun 2, 10 at 2:47am
  • How boring must your sex life be? You're MARRIED and you've never had a vibrator involved in sex? That's probably the most vanilla thing I could possibly think of. Have you even tried something other than the missionary position?

    Submitted by TheUniverse on Jun 2, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Ha! GrammarPolice is a dumbass.

    Submitted by hjifg on Jun 2, 10 at 2:15am
  • Think of it as she's perfecting her skills...practice makes perfect! ;)

    Submitted by k_y on Jun 2, 10 at 4:53am
  • You should be excited, right? I figured it was like, every mans dream to see their wife/girlfriend pleasured by something other than their own penis.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 1, 10 at 11:35pm
  • I guess Extenze was out the question

    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 1, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Use it as an excuse to get her to do anal. Suggest to her doing anal while you use the vibrator on her. It's a win-win.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 1, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Very excited !!

    Submitted by checkur6 on Jun 2, 10 at 1:03pm
  • I would take it as an insult... sorry buddy. you just aren't living up to her standards. once you're replaced, good luck trying to get back

    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:27am
  • Excited! After I bought mine, I'd get myself going and meet him at work during lunch to have him finish me off...best sec ever for both. Vibrators are great, but I like a body attached to my penis thank you very much.

    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 6:42am
  • Offended. Definitely

    Submitted by norrisdrummer on Jun 3, 10 at 1:49am
  • HAHA! CatSnatchFever! Best.Name.EVER!

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 12:25am
  • Beware she doesn't keep it behind the pillow or something. Blindfold you one night to be kinky, next thing you know you have Captain Cock in your ass.

    Submitted by zagazan on Jun 2, 10 at 5:38am
  • You obviously do care...

    Submitted by imnotkidding on Jun 1, 10 at 11:06pm
  • First? Not like I give a flying fuck

    Submitted by rig on Jun 1, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Hahaha maybe a little offended

    Submitted by jmfobros on Jun 2, 10 at 12:16am
  • lol, creepin' trojan-grandma. she is so damn creepy in those trojan vibrating touch ads. worst thing is, when i went to get condoms with my ex, right next to the trojans there was a creepy grandma in a hoveround, staring at me! wtf

    Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 12:01am
  • Chi-city! Umm...

    Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 1, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Google "pocket pussy" or "flesh light"... Get back at her!! And when you are doing her and she says"" more deeper"" hit her back with this... Smaller,tighter!!!! That's a good slap in the face... My work here is done

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 2, 10 at 3:17am
  • I like commenting

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 2, 10 at 1:15am
  • The period would come after the apostrophe.

    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 1, 10 at 11:08pm