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  • Submitted by stantheman on Jun 1, 10 at 11:11pm

    It depends on the dildo. If it is smaller than your penis and vibrates like a fucking Jack Hammer, no you shouldn't be offended. If the dildo is 13 inches long and black with a vein the size of a pinky finger running down the middle of it, yes you should be offended. Especially if the name on the box is "relationship saver"

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      Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jun 2, 10 at 3:11am

      I want to give this a thumbs up, but it's at 69 and I feel that this shouldn't change...

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    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 1, 10 at 11:16pm

    You should be sad you ruined the surprise as she was probably buying it for you for your birthday. Oh well, there's still the fisting chair for Christmas.

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 2, 10 at 1:40am

    Ride the wave brother....help her with that shit, watch and u might learn how to do it urself....show her that you not threatened

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    Submitted by gutsout on Jun 2, 10 at 1:04am

    It shouldn't be an offense in any way! Sometimes, women needs to satisfy themselves in a way that men just can't do. So.. I vote for excited.

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    Submitted by suzieq57 on Jun 2, 10 at 2:19am

    Either way the sender should be excited. I mean if he even likes his wife at all he should be happier that she'll probably be getting off more often now. (Whether or not he gets her off during sex, a vibe makes masturbation a lot easier and faster for most women.) If she's buying it because he's *not* getting her off during sex, then welcome to the world of women... she should be telling him what she needs and he should be asking--maybe she'll use it as a way to initiate con

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    Submitted by lostinadream on Jun 1, 10 at 11:55pm

    @grammerpolice, go the fuck back to English class. You look like an ass when you try correcting someone in the first place on a site like this, so imagine what you look like now when you're the idiot correcting someone who was right. Dipshit. When using an apostrophe to quote, the rules work just the same as for quotation marks. Therefore the period does go before the 2nd apostrophe.

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      Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 12:03am

      true, tho 's are used in quotes that are already using "s. yesterday i read, " limbaugh whined 'blah blah blah' about a bunch of bullshit"

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      Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 2, 10 at 5:58pm

      That's Mr. GrammarPolice to you.

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      Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 3, 10 at 9:20am

      British English says to put the period outside; American English says inside. (In fact, I can't say for sure that there is no American style guide that would put the period outside. There is no single correct English grammar or style, even within the US.)

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    Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 2, 10 at 12:46am

    You hope it was your wife that googled 'purchase vibrator'

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    Submitted by vol4ek on Jun 1, 10 at 11:33pm

    depends on who its for..

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    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Jun 1, 10 at 11:28pm

    Now is it a strap on cause then i'd be conserned.

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    Submitted by tcufrog on Jun 2, 10 at 2:47am

    How stupid is she? She cant google a store or\neBay or some shit? Man, it's like if I were to type in "purchase shirt"

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    Submitted by hunnietomybee on Jun 2, 10 at 12:13am

    it'll be her new bff.. my purple one is my bestie..

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    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 2, 10 at 7:56am

    @tcufrog no one should buy a vibrator on eBay

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    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 1, 10 at 11:35pm

    You should be excited, right? I figured it was like, every mans dream to see their wife/girlfriend pleasured by something other than their own penis.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 1, 10 at 11:50pm

    Use it as an excuse to get her to do anal. Suggest to her doing anal while you use the vibrator on her. It's a win-win.

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    Submitted by norrisdrummer on Jun 3, 10 at 1:49am

    Offended. Definitely

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    Submitted by TheUniverse on Jun 2, 10 at 5:18pm

    How boring must your sex life be? You're MARRIED and you've never had a vibrator involved in sex? That's probably the most vanilla thing I could possibly think of. Have you even tried something other than the missionary position?

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    Submitted by k_y on Jun 2, 10 at 4:53am

    Think of it as she's perfecting her skills...practice makes perfect! ;)

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    Submitted by Trogdor101 on Jun 2, 10 at 12:41am

    Offended. U obviously aren't up to her vagina's standards.

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    Submitted by hjifg on Jun 2, 10 at 2:15am

    Ha! GrammarPolice is a dumbass.

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    Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 12:25am

    HAHA! CatSnatchFever! Best.Name.EVER!

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    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 1, 10 at 11:59pm

    I guess Extenze was out the question

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    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:27am

    I would take it as an insult... sorry buddy. you just aren't living up to her standards. once you're replaced, good luck trying to get back

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    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 6:42am

    Excited! After I bought mine, I'd get myself going and meet him at work during lunch to have him finish me off...best sec ever for both. Vibrators are great, but I like a body attached to my penis thank you very much.

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    Submitted by checkur6 on Jun 2, 10 at 1:03pm

    Very excited !!

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    Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 12:01am

    lol, creepin' trojan-grandma. she is so damn creepy in those trojan vibrating touch ads. worst thing is, when i went to get condoms with my ex, right next to the trojans there was a creepy grandma in a hoveround, staring at me! wtf

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    Submitted by zagazan on Jun 2, 10 at 5:38am

    Beware she doesn't keep it behind the pillow or something. Blindfold you one night to be kinky, next thing you know you have Captain Cock in your ass.

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    Submitted by imnotkidding on Jun 1, 10 at 11:06pm

    You obviously do care...

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    Submitted by jmfobros on Jun 2, 10 at 12:16am

    Hahaha maybe a little offended

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    Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 1, 10 at 11:10pm

    Chi-city! Umm...

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    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 2, 10 at 3:17am

    Google "pocket pussy" or "flesh light"... Get back at her!! And when you are doing her and she says"" more deeper"" hit her back with this... Smaller,tighter!!!! That's a good slap in the face... My work here is done

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 2, 10 at 1:15am

    I like commenting

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    Submitted by rig on Jun 1, 10 at 11:04pm

    First? Not like I give a flying fuck

  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 1, 10 at 11:08pm

    The period would come after the apostrophe.