My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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It depends on the dildo. If it is smaller than your penis and vibrates like a fucking Jack Hammer, no you shouldn't be offended. If the dildo is 13 inches long and black with a vein the size of a pinky finger running down the middle of it, yes you should be offended. Especially if the name on the box is "relationship saver"
I want to give this a thumbs up, but it's at 69 and I feel that this shouldn't change...
You should be sad you ruined the surprise as she was probably buying it for you for your birthday. Oh well, there's still the fisting chair for Christmas.
Ride the wave brother....help her with that shit, watch and u might learn how to do it urself....show her that you not threatened
Either way the sender should be excited. I mean if he even likes his wife at all he should be happier that she'll probably be getting off more often now. (Whether or not he gets her off during sex, a vibe makes masturbation a lot easier and faster for most women.) If she's buying it because he's *not* getting her off during sex, then welcome to the world of women... she should be telling him what she needs and he should be asking--maybe she'll use it as a way to initiate con
@tcufrog no one should buy a vibrator on eBay
You hope it was your wife that googled 'purchase vibrator'
depends on who its for..
Now is it a strap on cause then i'd be conserned.
It shouldn't be an offense in any way! Sometimes, women needs to satisfy themselves in a way that men just can't do. So.. I vote for excited.
@grammerpolice, go the fuck back to English class. You look like an ass when you try correcting someone in the first place on a site like this, so imagine what you look like now when you're the idiot correcting someone who was right. Dipshit. When using an apostrophe to quote, the rules work just the same as for quotation marks. Therefore the period does go before the 2nd apostrophe.
true, tho 's are used in quotes that are already using "s. yesterday i read, " limbaugh whined 'blah blah blah' about a bunch of bullshit"
That's Mr. GrammarPolice to you.
British English says to put the period outside; American English says inside. (In fact, I can't say for sure that there is no American style guide that would put the period outside. There is no single correct English grammar or style, even within the US.)
it'll be her new bff.. my purple one is my bestie..
Offended. U obviously aren't up to her vagina's standards.
Very excited !!
Ha! GrammarPolice is a dumbass.
You should be excited, right? I figured it was like, every mans dream to see their wife/girlfriend pleasured by something other than their own penis.
How stupid is she? She cant google a store or\neBay or some shit? Man, it's like if I were to type in "purchase shirt"
Think of it as she's perfecting her skills...practice makes perfect! ;)
I guess Extenze was out the question
How boring must your sex life be? You're MARRIED and you've never had a vibrator involved in sex? That's probably the most vanilla thing I could possibly think of. Have you even tried something other than the missionary position?
Use it as an excuse to get her to do anal. Suggest to her doing anal while you use the vibrator on her. It's a win-win.
HAHA! CatSnatchFever! Best.Name.EVER!
Excited! After I bought mine, I'd get myself going and meet him at work during lunch to have him finish me off...best sec ever for both. Vibrators are great, but I like a body attached to my penis thank you very much.
I would take it as an insult... sorry buddy. you just aren't living up to her standards. once you're replaced, good luck trying to get back
Beware she doesn't keep it behind the pillow or something. Blindfold you one night to be kinky, next thing you know you have Captain Cock in your ass.
You obviously do care...
Hahaha maybe a little offended
lol, creepin' trojan-grandma. she is so damn creepy in those trojan vibrating touch ads. worst thing is, when i went to get condoms with my ex, right next to the trojans there was a creepy grandma in a hoveround, staring at me! wtf
Google "pocket pussy" or "flesh light"... Get back at her!! And when you are doing her and she says"" more deeper"" hit her back with this... Smaller,tighter!!!! That's a good slap in the face... My work here is done
First? Not like I give a flying fuck
I like commenting
The period would come after the apostrophe.