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  • Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 26, 11 at 10:33am

    Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off? Tommy Boy.

    • Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Mar 26, 11 at 3:26pm

      That'd be great if they responded "what kind of fucked up hotel is this!?"

  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 26, 11 at 2:11pm

    Could have been a land shark. Can't be too careful these days.

  • Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Mar 26, 11 at 10:31am

    Damn it Chris Farley, why did you have to die!!!!

  • Submitted by captainC on Mar 26, 11 at 11:14am

    Sf cops are pretty cool. I'll bet they laughed at that.

  • Submitted by randomchic on Mar 26, 11 at 12:05pm

    i doubt they wanted there pillows fluffed.

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    Submitted by indianz2010 on Apr 25, 11 at 1:49am

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by bankdis on Mar 26, 11 at 3:30pm

    Win!

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    Submitted by BobAmerica on Apr 7, 11 at 9:04pm

    Similar story to me, that story belongs on apparentlylastnight.com.

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Mar 27, 11 at 12:44pm

    Lmao! Love it.

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    Submitted by msh13 on Mar 26, 11 at 10:31am

    lmao

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    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 30, 11 at 12:47am

    And I just announced 50 doller ticket for no particular reason

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    Submitted by flamingwalrus on Mar 28, 11 at 8:28pm

    He, is a genius

  • Submitted by NIKOLATESLA on Mar 31, 11 at 10:18pm

    If you didn't read this in David Spade's voice, you have no soul. I'm sorry… it's a fact…

  • Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:32am

    Perfict!

  • Submitted by koric57333 on Mar 26, 11 at 12:32pm

    Smart

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on Mar 30, 11 at 2:16pm

    Land shark! priceless.