Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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Eighty eight is a 350lb 40 year old virgin who lives in his mom's basement
Correction, not a virgin. Gets pounded anally by uncle.
Eighty eight is a douche canoe who has nothing better in his life than to post his name on everything. So now we have all started making fun of him. Examples to follow...
This is more lame than the front row of a Justin Bieber concert.
Blackinsomnia, you must be new.
Number of times he's tried plotting to hook up w his cousins...or even times his uncle has made him hook up w his cousins
just because his last name is phelps doesn't mean they are related
What is Eighty Eight?
I'm about to hook up with a girl who sat next to Emma Watson on a plane in 2010. I'm still mad.
How is that in any way impressive?
Number of times he got mad because his "Uncle" was lookin at pictures of Michael Phelps while ramming Hatey-hate's rectum.