WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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So theres no excuse for u not leaving
Why are you complaining? You'll let him tune up your poon but he's not good enough to fix your car?
Maybe it's a piece of shit
Take a hint your car fucking sucks
Maybe he either likes fixing cars, he's a nice guy who like getting laid or wants to be a repeat customer
Because you only fuck mechanics? Trade school prowler.
Is that really such a bad thing..?
They just want your car to move as well as your hips do!
And this is a problem because?
Cause the only reason they do you is so that you'll let them.
because they know the goat can't an by god somebodies gotta do it
because that insanely bright check Engine light always kills the mood
Maybe the bungee cords and duct tape holding it together?
Sounds like a good deal to me lol
Because you're "broken" in some way and the car is a proxy; what they really want to fix is *you*. Trust me, I'm good at fixing cars. I know I can fix mechanical things, but I can't fix people. :-/
I would never complain about a free tune up. On my car and me thats the best deal ever
They can't fix you but they can fix the car!
One night stand that's not a one night stand
quit bitching and let them work
Cause you own a Chevy
If he fixes it right you'll keep coming back every time it starts 'acting funny'. You just pay in sex