WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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So theres no excuse for u not leaving
Why are you complaining? You'll let him tune up your poon but he's not good enough to fix your car?
Maybe it's a piece of shit
Take a hint your car fucking sucks
Maybe he either likes fixing cars, he's a nice guy who like getting laid or wants to be a repeat customer
Because you only fuck mechanics? Trade school prowler.
They just want your car to move as well as your hips do!
Is that really such a bad thing..?
because they know the goat can't an by god somebodies gotta do it
And this is a problem because?
Sounds like a good deal to me lol
because that insanely bright check Engine light always kills the mood
Because you're "broken" in some way and the car is a proxy; what they really want to fix is *you*. Trust me, I'm good at fixing cars. I know I can fix mechanical things, but I can't fix people. :-/
Cause the only reason they do you is so that you'll let them.
I would never complain about a free tune up. On my car and me thats the best deal ever
Maybe the bungee cords and duct tape holding it together?
One night stand that's not a one night stand
They can't fix you but they can fix the car!
Cause you own a Chevy
quit bitching and let them work
If he fixes it right you'll keep coming back every time it starts 'acting funny'. You just pay in sex