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  • Submitted by efoff on Jul 21, 12 at 2:57pm

    So theres no excuse for u not leaving

  • Submitted by mlock08 on Jul 21, 12 at 3:00pm

    Why are you complaining? You'll let him tune up your poon but he's not good enough to fix your car?

  • Submitted by moomoomagpo on Jul 21, 12 at 3:06pm

    Maybe it's a piece of shit

  • Submitted by bass80hz on Jul 21, 12 at 3:10pm

    Take a hint your car fucking sucks

  • Submitted by thatpeskyguy on Jul 21, 12 at 3:27pm

    Maybe he either likes fixing cars, he's a nice guy who like getting laid or wants to be a repeat customer

  • Submitted by drr_b on Jul 21, 12 at 6:36pm

    Because you only fuck mechanics? Trade school prowler.

  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 21, 12 at 5:13pm

    They just want your car to move as well as your hips do!

  • Submitted by pink746 on Jul 22, 12 at 1:21am

    Is that really such a bad thing..?

  • Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 21, 12 at 11:36pm

    because they know the goat can't an by god somebodies gotta do it

  • Submitted by dangitslexi on Jul 21, 12 at 10:24pm

    And this is a problem because?

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    Submitted by phrozenstare on Jul 21, 12 at 11:22pm

    because that insanely bright check Engine light always kills the mood

  • Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jul 21, 12 at 11:50pm

    Sounds like a good deal to me lol

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Jul 21, 12 at 3:43pm

    Cause the only reason they do you is so that you'll let them.

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    Submitted by Brittlivelife on Jul 23, 12 at 12:42pm

    I would never complain about a free tune up. On my car and me thats the best deal ever

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    Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 21, 12 at 6:02pm

    Maybe the bungee cords and duct tape holding it together?

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 21, 12 at 7:05pm

    Because you're "broken" in some way and the car is a proxy; what they really want to fix is *you*. Trust me, I'm good at fixing cars. I know I can fix mechanical things, but I can't fix people. :-/

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    Submitted by bigjwin on Jul 21, 12 at 4:36pm

    One night stand that's not a one night stand

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    Submitted by OraclePhoenix on Jul 22, 12 at 8:26am

    They can't fix you but they can fix the car!

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    Submitted by babykarma2005 on Jul 22, 12 at 3:34pm

    quit bitching and let them work

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    Submitted by angel29 on Jul 22, 12 at 11:19pm

    Cause you own a Chevy

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    Submitted by SaducarGeneral on Jul 22, 12 at 4:19am

    If he fixes it right you'll keep coming back every time it starts 'acting funny'. You just pay in sex