Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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If you were a wizard you could give him a big penis...
The dilemma of how to rate a great text on a bad night...
Is this a preview of the final Potter movie? Seems to have taken a dark twist.
Are you having man-periods??
White girls are sexy as hell.
What are you, five?
Swish and flick!
why not try those extenze or something? seriously if i was a guy with a small dick that's what i'd do
Irrelevant comment of the week: zachneedg2
Lol that's fucking funny!!!