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  • Submitted by riotgrrrl on May 9, 10 at 3:08pm

    When I was little I was afraid of getting cooties. I still have the same fear, but now I know cooties are really called herpes.

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    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 9, 10 at 5:10pm

    .... Well, ok then.

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    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 9, 10 at 7:49pm

    Purple: Not necessarily fake. My name in most of my friends' phones is "penis". So if I sent a text like that, it would be pretty similar to this situation.

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    Submitted by AwesomeChick07 on May 9, 10 at 2:05pm

    The gift that keeps on giving.

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    Submitted by DivineMuffinMan on May 10, 10 at 7:45am

    You can't change a nickname like herpes...that shit's for life

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    Submitted by clutchkillz23 on May 9, 10 at 6:51pm

    special fried rice..?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 12:28pm

    @ 4:40 no no no. It's ghanasyphiherpilaids

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 9, 10 at 2:08pm

    Fake but funny

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    Submitted by charliepants on May 10, 10 at 1:15am

    Haha I know this person!

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    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:55am

    lol thats great. Im fixxn t name someone that just to see how great the texts turn out.

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    Submitted by jrod02 on May 10, 10 at 1:45am

    You stay classy Dallas. Exactly why I moved to houston ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:02pm

    7.49 it may say penis but they're saying ur a cock lol

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    Submitted by jaybram24 on May 12, 10 at 9:51am

    most people's nicknames pertain to the person. maybe he has this nickname for a reason?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 5:11pm

    Change it to blue waffle.

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    Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 9, 10 at 4:40pm

    Better than getting ghonaherpesyphillitis

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    Submitted by myekno on May 9, 10 at 6:17pm

    riotgrrl's comment was funnier than the text and so true. Lol

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    Submitted by Corekth on May 9, 10 at 9:59pm

    Um.. Soviet.. That's not something to share,

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    Submitted by freelife21 on May 9, 10 at 10:10pm

    oh my god this is mine! hahaha ok to the guy who said this was fake... it most definitely is not. trust me.