herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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When I was little I was afraid of getting cooties. I still have the same fear, but now I know cooties are really called herpes.
You can't change a nickname like herpes...that shit's for life
@ 4:40 no no no. It's ghanasyphiherpilaids
Purple: Not necessarily fake. My name in most of my friends' phones is "penis". So if I sent a text like that, it would be pretty similar to this situation.
.... Well, ok then.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Change it to blue waffle.
special fried rice..?
You stay classy Dallas. Exactly why I moved to houston ;)
Haha I know this person!
most people's nicknames pertain to the person. maybe he has this nickname for a reason?
lol thats great. Im fixxn t name someone that just to see how great the texts turn out.
riotgrrl's comment was funnier than the text and so true. Lol
Fake but funny
7.49 it may say penis but they're saying ur a cock lol
oh my god this is mine! hahaha ok to the guy who said this was fake... it most definitely is not. trust me.
Um.. Soviet.. That's not something to share,
Better than getting ghonaherpesyphillitis