When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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Tickle Elmo to hear her scream
I'm excited about a girl who knows when to use than instead of then
That would be a huge turn on.
That's what the Elmo puppeteer guy told his "dates"
Hilarious first comment! Winner!
She wears them on Talk Like a Pirate Day.\n\n\nArrrr, tickle me Elmo!
omg the first comment.