and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Well aren't you lucky. You lost your virginity and you probably got an STD. WINS ALL AROUND.
um why does everyone keep talking about soviet Russia?
Hey 1:13 you should calm down a little bit. Don't be so angry at everyone just cause u haven't gotten lucky like this. Who gives a fuck if it's fake. We all wish this woulda happened our first time.
Virginity is uncommon in soviet russia
Hahaha... Made my day! :D
Nice! If only we were all that lucky.
Wow 1:13 is a dick...
Aren't they really stupid and annoying?
Fake! This is from Cant Hardly Wait.
Nobody cares about soviet Russia you have no life
Well that's one way to do it
I guess he got it because everyone else was running.
I call fake
Definately from can't hardley wait. It was just on MTV two nights ago
12:06-in America we know how to spell "loses". Retard.
wish I could agree, but I think I have seen "looses" way more often than "loses." But then again, there are plenty of retards here as well.
The soviet Russia thing Is from family guy.
Yeah no that is not how you lost ur virginity. It is still firmly intact and u live at ur moms house in the basement, and u are a loser for this post retard. Nobody and I mean nobody would fuck a dumbass like you. That is a fantasy, just stop and give up on life after this one.
This is the best text on the entire website. I'm in love.
Any girl whose only standard "is occupy the space in front of me in passing" is probably a breeding ground for all sorts of STD's or a cheeseburger gobbling fatty....so congratulations on that conquest.
Is it just me or did Soviet Russia cease to exist over a decade ago?
Damn near two decades - it was August of 1991 that the hammer and sickle came down over the Kremlin. Still, Yakov Smirnoff is genuinely pretty funny, and it's always good to keep some cultural memory of a regime that murdered forty million of its own citizens. I just wish the jokes at least tried to be funny, though...
1:13, considering all of the errors you made in that comment, I wouldn't be calling the OP a dumbass.
WTF is up with the soviet Russia comments?
I'm sure that really happened.
Either way, he lost his virginity. That's just about always a good thing