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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:09am

    Well aren't you lucky. You lost your virginity and you probably got an STD. WINS ALL AROUND.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:23am

    Hey 1:13 you should calm down a little bit. Don't be so angry at everyone just cause u haven't gotten lucky like this. Who gives a fuck if it's fake. We all wish this woulda happened our first time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:33am

    Nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:04am

    Hahaha... Made my day! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:25am

    Fake! This is from Cant Hardly Wait.

  • 93 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:28pm

    im jealous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:04am

    Virginity is uncommon in soviet russia

  • 99 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:58pm

    um why does everyone keep talking about soviet Russia?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:16pm

    12:06-in America we know how to spell "loses". Retard.

    • 81 80
      Submitted by anomalous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:57pm

      wish I could agree, but I think I have seen "looses" way more often than "loses." But then again, there are plenty of retards here as well.

  • 95 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:43pm

    Is it just me or did Soviet Russia cease to exist over a decade ago?

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 12:21am

      Damn near two decades - it was August of 1991 that the hammer and sickle came down over the Kremlin. Still, Yakov Smirnoff is genuinely pretty funny, and it's always good to keep some cultural memory of a regime that murdered forty million of its own citizens. I just wish the jokes at least tried to be funny, though...

  • 90 80
    Submitted by omgzerika on Feb 11, 10 at 9:33pm

    NICEEEE

  • 94 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:48am

    Wow 1:13 is a dick...

  • 98 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:25am

    WTF is up with the soviet Russia comments?

  • 92 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:13am

    Yeah no that is not how you lost ur virginity. It is still firmly intact and u live at ur moms house in the basement, and u are a loser for this post retard. Nobody and I mean nobody would fuck a dumbass like you. That is a fantasy, just stop and give up on life after this one.

  • 97 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:01pm

    Definately from can't hardley wait. It was just on MTV two nights ago

  • 90 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:58pm

    The soviet Russia thing Is from family guy.

  • 93 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:38am

    I'm sure that really happened.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:06am

    Romantic.

  • 77 64
    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 6, 10 at 11:18am

    Any girl whose only standard "is occupy the space in front of me in passing" is probably a breeding ground for all sorts of STD's or a cheeseburger gobbling fatty....so congratulations on that conquest.

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:21am

    Lucky

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:53pm

    Nobody cares about soviet Russia you have no life

  • 92 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:50am

    Right.........

  • 73 62
    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 3, 10 at 3:48pm

    1:13, considering all of the errors you made in that comment, I wouldn't be calling the OP a dumbass.

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:28pm

    bitch

  • 87 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:25pm

    I call fake

  • 84 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:02am

    9:25 Aren't they really stupid and annoying?

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:28pm

    joto

  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:46pm

    Grats.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:11pm

    Nice! If only we were all that lucky.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Tsarbomba on Mar 20, 10 at 3:46pm

    I guess he got it because everyone else was running.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:31am

    First

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:23pm

    Damnn shamee

  • 83 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:28pm

    puta

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:12pm

    Well that's one way to do it

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 9:16am

    This is the best text on the entire website. I'm in love.

  • 77 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:15pm

    Nice!!!!

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:14am

    stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:06am

    Either way, he lost his virginity. That's just about always a good thing