If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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...because topless is better than nipple tassels somehow? If I was a chick I'd say a good friend was someone who covered up my tits w/ tassels.
who said it was a chick?
Why is this a text? Better hurry!
least you weren't the broken bottle up the ass guy...
ha ha ha... I reckon you were. lol
It wad funnier to be a bad friend.
Well thank God for patient sensitivity
I'm sure the paramedics have seen worst. But I'm sure "tassels" will be a catch phrase to them for a while.