i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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tell your mom thanks
That's a true friend
LIKE A BOSS
was she so ugly you needed a pep talk before hand?
Then a week later u find out u have the clap and crabs.
Yawn. Does anyone know a local bar that has arm wrestling?
"don't be afraid, honey. You're wearing your pull-ups."
What a bro!! Takes a true friend to pep and not rackjack.