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  • 72 48
    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 13, 11 at 6:43am

    1) I don't date married men. \n2) I only date Senators. \n3) I don't date Democrats/Republicans (whichever applies). \n4) I don't date scumbags/douchebags. \n\nTake your pick.

  • 79 63
    Submitted by POOPPY on Apr 12, 11 at 6:32pm

    They make an avg salary of $174,000 a year... I say go for it

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:18pm

    He'll take your money to pay for the date you know.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by blackjacker21 on Apr 13, 11 at 9:13am

    The protocol is to accept the date...and charge a decent fee...it's called a tax refund...

  • 45 47
    Submitted by sweetygirlfaj on Apr 14, 11 at 12:38am

    Veto!

  • 53 65
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 13, 11 at 9:59am

    filibust in her face (glad i'm the first to consider a female rep)

  • 47 53
    Submitted by badgerworthy on Apr 13, 11 at 3:10am

    The protocol is to agree to the date.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Nasty on Apr 12, 11 at 2:19pm

    If they're a married family-values Republican, sell the story to the press.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Apr 12, 11 at 2:18pm

    Vulpus awesome!!!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:19am

    srsly I kno his homo booty call. Megan fox is a transvestite, and not a very hot one at that. millions of better women on planet E. Also, no sexy female politicians exist.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:45pm

    Take embarrassing pics and bribe.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 13, 11 at 10:21am

    We will have to leave it to a three/fourths vote

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 13, 11 at 2:25am

    Aaron shock is a homosexual. so if he's an eligible bachelor, he might need to get marriage rights passed in Illinois.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 12, 11 at 1:45pm

    unless you like idiots just say no

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Purple_Ducky on Apr 12, 11 at 2:14pm

    Tell him to go home to his wife

  • 39 57
    Submitted by tricialynngrady on Apr 12, 11 at 6:22pm

    must be Aaron Schock! sexiest and most eligible congressman :) apparently very little game though. and not too smart, as he is an elephant...

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Vulpus on Apr 12, 11 at 2:14pm

    Tell them you'll go out with them as soon as they completely eliminate the national debt. You should be safe with that.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by 313reader on Apr 13, 11 at 2:38am

    Aaron shock is sexy! Anytime a girl claims a man in the media is sexy another man will say he's gae! We don't tell you Megan Fox is actually a transvestite!

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 12, 11 at 3:53pm

    Another homo GOP stalking underage pages again?

  • 37 67
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Apr 13, 11 at 10:12am

    "Sorry sir but I have to veto your request"

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 13, 11 at 1:29pm

    Tell them you are over 18 and don't do anal. That takes out all the GOP side for sure.

  • 16 35
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 6:05pm

    "No thanks, you've already screwed me enough."