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  • What the fuck is with the "Pre warning"?? A warning is a warning. What the hell is a Pre Warning? A warning before the warning? So fucking stupid that people actually say this.

    Submitted by Ak907Dani on Feb 20, 11 at 3:49pm
    • George Carlin would be pissed.

      Submitted by The_Rabbit42 on Feb 21, 11 at 3:34am
      • Damn I miss George Carlin. I doubt anyone else in my lifetime will ever outdo his ability to just 'tell it like it is'.

        Submitted by SpecialCake on Feb 22, 11 at 11:02am
  • Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking their best friend/close relative/roommate is.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 20, 11 at 3:43pm
  • Apologize and swing a threeway...then break up with her again

    Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 20, 11 at 2:22pm
  • Evil at it's finest....

    Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 20, 11 at 3:39pm
  • Harsh

    Submitted by redlukas on Feb 20, 11 at 2:11pm
  • Damn, what the hell did you do to the guy?? Even your roommate is telling you to go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by RyanM on Feb 20, 11 at 2:23pm
    • Why do you assume that the OP was a guy? I read it as a girl, being a bitch saying hey you arent going to sleep because Im going to fuck this other dude who is your roommate. Anyone else think that?

      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Feb 20, 11 at 10:11pm
  • *You're

    Submitted by granada on Feb 20, 11 at 9:39pm
  • All of these people sound like assholes. Not cool of the roommate, the person staying with the roommate, and even the person who broke the heart of the person staying with the roommate. It's all bad.

    Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 21, 11 at 12:56pm
  • See, good manners cost nothing.

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Feb 20, 11 at 2:42pm
  • Hahaha niiiice

    Submitted by cmaxinee23 on Feb 20, 11 at 8:33pm
  • @1n1. Thats exactly what I was thinking

    Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 20, 11 at 11:49pm
  • That's why I don't have roommates

    Submitted by famlytree on Feb 21, 11 at 12:15am
  • @1n1. Thats exactly what I was thinking

    Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 20, 11 at 11:49pm
  • Oh ok good, and I thought it was gonna be awkward when I got to your house with your roomate

    Submitted by flysocietyrs on Feb 21, 11 at 5:15am
  • and, more specifically, still with feelings for the person she hurt. breakups are bad enough, don't burn every bridge and castle

    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 2:58am
  • irregardless this is cold hearted and brutal. in the short-term this will wreck the ex, but in the long-term it will help him/her to heal (and get complete closure) all the more quickly. the person having secks tonight will be empowered tonight, but soon they will be empty and alone.

    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 2:53am
    • Haha you said irregardless. What a dumbass

      Submitted by DammitLeeroy on Feb 21, 11 at 9:56am
      • irregardless is a word. It means without lack of regard. ;)

        Submitted by 1n1_4now on Feb 21, 11 at 2:47pm
        • irregardless is not a word. The "less" suffix of regardless is sufficient. Therefore yes indeed, what a dumbass.

          Submitted by SpecialCake on Feb 22, 11 at 11:05am
      • good call. poor choice I was on a drunk rant

        Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 3:37pm
  • @The_Rabbit42\nI don't give a fuck. It's not proper English. And it sounds retarded.

    Submitted by Ak907Dani on Feb 21, 11 at 4:47pm
    • Look up George Carlin's rant on airline announcements. You will see he was only agreeing with you.

      Submitted by SpecialCake on Feb 22, 11 at 11:07am
  • Anyone who says this was a good night is dumb. Sleeping with other people in the same bed is gross!!

    Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 21, 11 at 12:34am
  • well i personaly wouldent blame the ex or anyone else but the roomate. u go kick the roomates ass for sleeping with ur ex. if ur a guy thats strictly against the bro code and just plain shitty. if ur a girl then its still shitty and apparently she isnt too good of a friend and u should initiate pay back by either taping it and throw it on the internet. or bring her ex or a guy she has a crush on over and fuck him in the common area

    Submitted by Duckhunter6688 on Feb 21, 11 at 5:21am
  • IS THIS moriah!?!?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by vross226 on Mar 1, 11 at 1:47am
  • Fuck the roommate up hard

    Submitted by Tmaster on Oct 3, 11 at 5:23pm
  • This if some funny shit!

    Submitted by Imlostnotfound on Feb 22, 11 at 6:42pm