Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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What the fuck is with the "Pre warning"?? A warning is a warning. What the hell is a Pre Warning? A warning before the warning? So fucking stupid that people actually say this.
George Carlin would be pissed.
Damn I miss George Carlin. I doubt anyone else in my lifetime will ever outdo his ability to just 'tell it like it is'.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking their best friend/close relative/roommate is.
Apologize and swing a threeway...then break up with her again
Evil at it's finest....
Damn, what the hell did you do to the guy?? Even your roommate is telling you to go fuck yourself.
Why do you assume that the OP was a guy? I read it as a girl, being a bitch saying hey you arent going to sleep because Im going to fuck this other dude who is your roommate. Anyone else think that?
A bro wouldn't do that. Dudes have each others backs.
All of these people sound like assholes. Not cool of the roommate, the person staying with the roommate, and even the person who broke the heart of the person staying with the roommate. It's all bad.
See, good manners cost nothing.
@1n1. Thats exactly what I was thinking
That's why I don't have roommates
Oh ok good, and I thought it was gonna be awkward when I got to your house with your roomate
and, more specifically, still with feelings for the person she hurt. breakups are bad enough, don't burn every bridge and castle
or he* my apologies
irregardless this is cold hearted and brutal. in the short-term this will wreck the ex, but in the long-term it will help him/her to heal (and get complete closure) all the more quickly. the person having secks tonight will be empowered tonight, but soon they will be empty and alone.
Haha you said irregardless. What a dumbass
irregardless is a word. It means without lack of regard. ;)
irregardless is not a word. The "less" suffix of regardless is sufficient. Therefore yes indeed, what a dumbass.
good call. poor choice I was on a drunk rant
@The_Rabbit42\nI don't give a fuck. It's not proper English. And it sounds retarded.
Look up George Carlin's rant on airline announcements. You will see he was only agreeing with you.
Anyone who says this was a good night is dumb. Sleeping with other people in the same bed is gross!!
well i personaly wouldent blame the ex or anyone else but the roomate. u go kick the roomates ass for sleeping with ur ex. if ur a guy thats strictly against the bro code and just plain shitty. if ur a girl then its still shitty and apparently she isnt too good of a friend and u should initiate pay back by either taping it and throw it on the internet. or bring her ex or a guy she has a crush on over and fuck him in the common area
IS THIS moriah!?!?!?!?!?!
Fuck the roommate up hard
This if some funny shit!