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  • Submitted by Ak907Dani on Feb 20, 11 at 3:49pm

    What the fuck is with the "Pre warning"?? A warning is a warning. What the hell is a Pre Warning? A warning before the warning? So fucking stupid that people actually say this.

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      Submitted by The_Rabbit42 on Feb 21, 11 at 3:34am

      George Carlin would be pissed.

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        Submitted by SpecialCake on Feb 22, 11 at 11:02am

        Damn I miss George Carlin. I doubt anyone else in my lifetime will ever outdo his ability to just 'tell it like it is'.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 20, 11 at 3:43pm

    Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking their best friend/close relative/roommate is.

  • Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 20, 11 at 2:22pm

    Apologize and swing a threeway...then break up with her again

  • Submitted by redlukas on Feb 20, 11 at 2:11pm

    Harsh

  • Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 20, 11 at 3:39pm

    Evil at it's finest....

  • Submitted by RyanM on Feb 20, 11 at 2:23pm

    Damn, what the hell did you do to the guy?? Even your roommate is telling you to go fuck yourself.

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      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Feb 20, 11 at 10:11pm

      Why do you assume that the OP was a guy? I read it as a girl, being a bitch saying hey you arent going to sleep because Im going to fuck this other dude who is your roommate. Anyone else think that?

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        Submitted by DammitLeeroy on Feb 21, 11 at 9:53am

        A bro wouldn't do that. Dudes have each others backs.

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    Submitted by granada on Feb 20, 11 at 9:39pm

    *You're

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Feb 20, 11 at 2:42pm

    See, good manners cost nothing.

  • Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 21, 11 at 12:56pm

    All of these people sound like assholes. Not cool of the roommate, the person staying with the roommate, and even the person who broke the heart of the person staying with the roommate. It's all bad.

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    Submitted by famlytree on Feb 21, 11 at 12:15am

    That's why I don't have roommates

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    Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 20, 11 at 11:49pm

    @1n1. Thats exactly what I was thinking

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    Submitted by cmaxinee23 on Feb 20, 11 at 8:33pm

    Hahaha niiiice

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    Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 20, 11 at 11:49pm

    @1n1. Thats exactly what I was thinking

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    Submitted by flysocietyrs on Feb 21, 11 at 5:15am

    Oh ok good, and I thought it was gonna be awkward when I got to your house with your roomate

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    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 2:58am

    and, more specifically, still with feelings for the person she hurt. breakups are bad enough, don't burn every bridge and castle

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      Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 3:01am

      or he* my apologies

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    Submitted by Duckhunter6688 on Feb 21, 11 at 5:21am

    well i personaly wouldent blame the ex or anyone else but the roomate. u go kick the roomates ass for sleeping with ur ex. if ur a guy thats strictly against the bro code and just plain shitty. if ur a girl then its still shitty and apparently she isnt too good of a friend and u should initiate pay back by either taping it and throw it on the internet. or bring her ex or a guy she has a crush on over and fuck him in the common area

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    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 2:53am

    irregardless this is cold hearted and brutal. in the short-term this will wreck the ex, but in the long-term it will help him/her to heal (and get complete closure) all the more quickly. the person having secks tonight will be empowered tonight, but soon they will be empty and alone.

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      Submitted by DammitLeeroy on Feb 21, 11 at 9:56am

      Haha you said irregardless. What a dumbass

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        Submitted by 1n1_4now on Feb 21, 11 at 2:47pm

        irregardless is a word. It means without lack of regard. ;)

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          Submitted by SpecialCake on Feb 22, 11 at 11:05am

          irregardless is not a word. The "less" suffix of regardless is sufficient. Therefore yes indeed, what a dumbass.

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        Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 3:37pm

        good call. poor choice I was on a drunk rant

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    Submitted by vross226 on Mar 1, 11 at 1:47am

    IS THIS moriah!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Submitted by Ak907Dani on Feb 21, 11 at 4:47pm

    @The_Rabbit42\nI don't give a fuck. It's not proper English. And it sounds retarded.

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      Submitted by SpecialCake on Feb 22, 11 at 11:07am

      Look up George Carlin's rant on airline announcements. You will see he was only agreeing with you.

  • Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 21, 11 at 12:34am

    Anyone who says this was a good night is dumb. Sleeping with other people in the same bed is gross!!

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    Submitted by Tmaster on Oct 3, 11 at 5:23pm

    Fuck the roommate up hard

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    Submitted by Imlostnotfound on Feb 22, 11 at 6:42pm

    This if some funny shit!