My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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"I think vegetables can be very ... sensuous. Don't you?" "Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous."
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"Mine's bigger.....my cucumber I mean. It's bigger than yours."
I think your mom & my dad should get together & go bowling.